NBA Playoffs Batches!!!!

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  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    HOW THE HELL DID KOBE MAKE THE ALL DEFENSIVE 1ST TEAM?

    Everyone was paying attention to his offense (including myself). He can play D, VERY good D. You rarely see dudes pour 20 or 30 on him. He is not a defensive specialist, but he does not give up easy buckets.

    Besides, what other notable guards play D?

    This is really a testament as to how much of the load he's carrying.

    Im not feelin your answer.

    Im not comparing him to any other guards. Im lookin at his individual D.

    He's on the same team as Bruce Bowen? If Artest was coherent maybe Bowen would get moved to that slot.

    But WTF. Playing above average D isnt the same as The Glove/Rodman/Artest/Jabbar/Eaton/Jordan D.

    He plays good D, I've watched enough Laker games.

    Once again, who in the league plays D?

    I can name maybe Gerald Wallace and Shane Battier at his position....Artest was mediocre this season all-around.

    Kobe's defense is not spectacular. Sure he can get the spectacular left-handed transition block on a fool, but defense is much more than that. The numbers probably will not lie in this case.

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    Kobe's defense is not spectacular.

    So then why is he up in herr.

    1st Team:

    Raja Bell
    K.O.B.E.
    Bruce Bowen
    Tim Duncan
    Marcus Camby

    2nd Team:

    Jason Kidd
    Kirk Hinrich
    Tay Prince
    Kevin Garnett
    Ben Wallace

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    [color:blue]
    Other players receiving votes, with point totals (First Team votes in parentheses): Shane Battier, Houston, 17 (6); Shawn Marion, Phoenix, 15 (5); Chauncey Billups, Detroit, 13 (5); Ron Artest, Sacramento, 12 (4); Gerald Wallace, Charlotte, 11 (2); Alonzo Mourning, Miami, 9 (4); Devin Harris, Dallas, 8 (2); Tyson Chandler, New Orleans/Oklahoma City, 8 (2); Josh Howard, Dallas, 7; Emeka Okafor, Charlotte, 6 (1); Luol Deng, Chicago, 5 (2); Rasheed Wallace, Detroit, 5 (1); Dwight Howard, Orlando, 5 (1); Andrei Kirilenko, Utah, 5; Josh Smith, Atlanta, 4 (1); Manu Ginobili, San Antonio, 4 (1); Richard Hamilton, Detroit, 3 (1); Jermaine O???Neal, Indiana, 3 (1); Andre Iguodala, Philadelphia, 3; Deron Williams, Utah, 3; Elton Brand, L.A. Clippers, 2 (1); Dwyane Wade, Miami, 2; Trenton Hassell, Minnesota, 2 (1); Tony Parker, San Antonio, 2; Caron Butler, Washington, 2; Chris Duhon, Chicago, 1; Allen Iverson, Denver, 1; Udonis Haslem, Miami, 1; Richard Jefferson, New Jersey, 1; Chris Paul, New Orleans/Oklahoma City, 1; Andre Miller, Philadelphia, 1; Joel Przybilla, Portland, 1; Francisco Elson, San Antonio, 1; Chris Bosh, Toronto, 1; Gilbert Arenas, Washington, 1.[/color]

  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    Kobe's defense is not spectacular.

    So then why is he up in herr.

    1st Team:

    Raja Bell
    K.O.B.E.
    Bruce Bowen
    Tim Duncan
    Marcus Camby

    2nd Team:

    Jason Kidd
    Kirk Hinrich
    Tay Prince
    Kevin Garnett
    Ben Wallace

    Spectacular as in "My primary role is to shoot the open three and play D" or "Block Party" or "my flop game is tight". His D is not spectacular in that sense, he just plays some fundamentally-sound D that goes unnoticed (apparently not by insiders though). Let's not base our opinions on impressions, yaoming?

  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    [color:blue]
    Other players receiving votes, with point totals (First Team votes in parentheses): Shane Battier, Houston, 17 (6); Shawn Marion, Phoenix, 15 (5); Chauncey Billups, Detroit, 13 (5); Ron Artest, Sacramento, 12 (4); Gerald Wallace, Charlotte, 11 (2); Alonzo Mourning, Miami, 9 (4); Devin Harris, Dallas, 8 (2); Tyson Chandler, New Orleans/Oklahoma City, 8 (2); Josh Howard, Dallas, 7; Emeka Okafor, Charlotte, 6 (1); Luol Deng, Chicago, 5 (2); Rasheed Wallace, Detroit, 5 (1); Dwight Howard, Orlando, 5 (1); Andrei Kirilenko, Utah, 5; Josh Smith, Atlanta, 4 (1); Manu Ginobili, San Antonio, 4 (1); Richard Hamilton, Detroit, 3 (1); Jermaine O???Neal, Indiana, 3 (1); Andre Iguodala, Philadelphia, 3; Deron Williams, Utah, 3; Elton Brand, L.A. Clippers, 2 (1); Dwyane Wade, Miami, 2; Trenton Hassell, Minnesota, 2 (1); Tony Parker, San Antonio, 2; Caron Butler, Washington, 2; Chris Duhon, Chicago, 1; Allen Iverson, Denver, 1; Udonis Haslem, Miami, 1; Richard Jefferson, New Jersey, 1; Chris Paul, New Orleans/Oklahoma City, 1; Andre Miller, Philadelphia, 1; Joel Przybilla, Portland, 1; Francisco Elson, San Antonio, 1; Chris Bosh, Toronto, 1; Gilbert Arenas, Washington, 1.[/color]

    If there was a west los angeles playground all-defensive team, I would get an honorary mention.

  • JimBeamJimBeam Seattle. 2,012 Posts
    because your flop game is on lock?

  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    because your flop game is on lock?

    No I don't flop, but I will most likely lock you down and WORK YOU. Best believe. Come to Veteran Park or Mar Vista Park and you will straight get up worked and sonned to the max.

  • JimBeamJimBeam Seattle. 2,012 Posts
    I will most likely lock you down and WORK YOU. Best believe. Come to Veteran Park or Mar Vista Park and you will straight get up worked and sonned to the max.
    x50
    Judging by all the time you spend on the strut and not in the gym, I think your bark is probably louder than your bite.
    b/w
    that has to be the most homoerotic thing you have ever written.
    b/w
    lots of locations up for grab in that one.

  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    I will most likely lock you down and WORK YOU. Best believe. Come to Veteran Park or Mar Vista Park and you will straight get up worked and sonned to the max.
    x50
    Judging by all the time you spend on the strut and not in the gym, I think your bark is probably louder than your bite.
    b/w
    that has to be the most homoerotic thing you have ever written.
    b/w
    lots of locations up for grab in that one.

    So when we getting an All-Soulstrut Nerdfest Charity Game going?

    You obviously don't touch balls on the regular. Or throw strong chest passes. Or go Backdoor.

  • JimBeamJimBeam Seattle. 2,012 Posts
    You obviously don't touch balls on the regular. Or throw strong chest passes. Or go Backdoor.

    I stand corrected on my initial assertation that you couldn't get any more ayo than you had already done. See, the key is being more subtle about it... then it's funny.
    b/w
    Please report to "Yuichi describes playing pickup touch ball in way too much detail" thread. This one is for NBA discussion.

  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    You obviously don't touch balls on the regular. Or throw strong chest passes. Or go Backdoor.

    I stand corrected on my initial assertation that you couldn't get any more ayo than you had already done. See, the key is being more subtle about it... then it's funny.
    b/w
    Please report to "Yuichi describes playing pickup touch ball in way too much detail" thread. This one is for NBA discussion.

    or "assertion"?

  • JimBeamJimBeam Seattle. 2,012 Posts
    damn straight, i make up words. not coming with that weak shit, i change the way people expressimate themselves. (Also, it's a word)

    Main Entry: assertation
    Part of Speech: n
    Definition: an assertion, statement of opinion
    Example: We were bewildered at his assertation that the economy is thriving.

  • catalistcatalist 1,373 Posts
    damn straight, i make up words. not coming with that weak shit, i change the way people expressimate themselves. (Also, it's a word)

    Main Entry: assertation
    Part of Speech: n
    Definition: an assertion, statement of opinion
    Example: We were bewildered at his assertation that the economy is thriving.




  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    damn straight, i make up words. not coming with that weak shit, i change the way people expressimate themselves. (Also, it's a word)

    Main Entry: assertation
    Part of Speech: n
    Definition: an assertion, statement of opinion
    Example: We were bewildered at his assertation that the economy is thriving.


  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    YOUNG ONE KEEP TAKING IT TO THE RACK. NO HESITATING, JUST TAKE IT TO THE RACK, YOU HAVE THE PISTONS DEFENSE ON TILT.

    Discuss.

  • FunkyFlatulentFunkyFlatulent 1,106 Posts
    LEBRON WAS FOULDED. His arm was held down. You can't shoot with someone holding your arm down. He wasn't hacked but he was fouled. They shouldn't have been in that position though.

    Forget being a passenger I'm driving the

  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    BULL FUCKIN' SHIT!! DETROIT GOT SOME LUCKY BREAKS THERE. FIRST THE WALLACE SHOVE AND THEN RIP BEING ALL OVER LEBRON ON THAT LAST DRIVE AND NO CALL.

    to the max.

  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    LEBRON WAS FOULDED. His arm was held down.
    LEBRON WAS FOULDED. His arm was held down.
    LEBRON WAS FOULDED. His arm was held down.
    LEBRON WAS FOULDED. His arm was held down.
    LEBRON WAS FOULDED. His arm was held down.
    LEBRON WAS FOULDED. His arm was held down.
    LEBRON WAS FOULDED. His arm was held down.
    LEBRON WAS FOULDED. His arm was held down.
    LEBRON WAS FOULDED. His arm was held down.
    LEBRON WAS FOULDED. His arm was held down.

    THE REFS REALLY FUCKED UP THIS GAME FOR THE CAVS THERE. THEY SHOULD BE FINED FOR LETTING BIASES GET TO THEIR HEADz THAT "DETROIT PLAYS GREAT D" OR WHATEVER.

  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    Once again


  • SnappingSnapping 995 Posts
    Mike Brown looks like Humpty Hump



  • rkwparkrkwpark 915 Posts
    Mike Brown looks like Humpty Hump



    i was thinking more


  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    YOU DUDES ARE NON-BALLAS. I WILL TAKE YOU ALL. YO MOMMMA LOOKS LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN HUMPTY DUMPTY AND MRS. POTATO HEAD ON HER GOOD DAY.

  • SnappingSnapping 995 Posts
    all caps is a classy look that all real "ballas" eventually adopt

  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    all caps is a classy look that all real "ballas" eventually adopt

    Bitch do you want to talk about basketball or childrens toys?! That's right fool, "This is not a game, this is war straight up. And I need soldiers." - Half-man Half -Amazing. Peace.

  • SnappingSnapping 995 Posts
    both teams played hard

  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    both teams played hard

    No doubt.

  • SnappingSnapping 995 Posts

  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts

    OKAY, NOW YOU'RE TAKING IT OVERBOARD. SHEED IS BASICALLY A LOSER WITH A DREAM. IF HE WERE NOT ON THE PISTONS, HE WOULD BASICALLY BE TIM THOMAS WITH AN ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEM.

  • bthavbthav 1,538 Posts
    LEBRON WAS FOULDED. His arm was held down. You can't shoot with someone holding your arm down. He wasn't hacked but he was fouled. They shouldn't have been in that position though.

    Forget being a passenger I'm driving the

    bron bron stif armed rip before they got tangled. it was an agressive play, but i think it was a good no call... mind you the cavs had 3 shot attempts and still effed it up.

    Cavs fans step up.... you think the king would have made both of those free throws if he had the chance?

    re: sheed foul'd varejao. he def got away with murder.

  • SnappingSnapping 995 Posts
    SHEED IS BASICALLY A LOSER WITH A DREAM

    His dream is to be a winner in the NBA. He has realised that dream and is acchieving it again as we speak.
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