Crazy Ass News Story Of The Year(So Far) Contest
Rockadelic
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Dateline Texas:38 year old dude comes home one night after playing cards and finds his wife in lingerie, in a pick-up truck parked in their driveway, doin' some guy.When hubby approaches, wifey jumps out of the truck half naked and her boyfriend starts the truck and tries to take off.Hubby pulls out a gun and shoots boyfriend dead.Court decides today to press no charges against Hubby and wifey is going to jail.Figure that shit out!!!!(I'll send an LP to the first Non-Texan with the correct answer)
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It was the boyfriend's truck
Not even close
C'mon dude, it's only crazy because it's MJ......if we were talking about 50 foot Penn & Teller robots no one would even bat an eyelash.
Dude pleads temporary insanity (due to being so monumentally pissed off)
Wifey is an accessory to murder
Tooting Man Worshipped As Goddess
Updated: 13:02, Friday March 30, 2007
A jobless man from south London has begun a new life - as a goddess in India.
Steve Cooper, from Tooting, blesses Hindus who believe he can cure their infertility.
Pilgrims head to a remote jungle temple where the 32-year-old performs the ritual
According to the Sun he lays his finger on their heads and tells them: "The goddess is here."
Cooper was unemployed and living in a tiny flat before his move to India.
He packed his bags after Indian friends told him he looked and moved just like the ancient goddess Bahucharaji, the patron of Indian eunuchs.
As soon as he arrived at the temple in the northern state of Gujarat three months ago he was treated as a deity.
"All my life I didn't fit in," Cooper told the paper. "Now I've found my life. I plan to stay for good. I couldn't leave now."
He wears a holy saffron robe and lives among 80 eunuchs.
One pilgrim said she had travelled for days to be blessed by him. "My sister-in-law came here and she got pregnant immediately," she said.
Cooper added: "They revere me and believe I am a goddess. I feel what they feel in me. When I touch people I connect with them."
I thought this was gonna be about some tranny with excessive gas.
No insanity plea involved.
shot the kid who was a student of his wife, because
she was having an affair with him. He shot the kid in a truck
in front of his house. But, the husband has been charged
with 1st degree murder, and I don't know of any charges against
the wife for statuatory ...
Different story
Wife's going to jail for Manslaughter
It's an old James Cain plot!
She cries "rape!" he kills the guy.
Turns out no rape, but hubby is cleared
(somewhat suspect but this IS Texas) and
wife is charged with manslaughter for sic-ing
hubby on the lover ...
DING!!
Aha!
Years spent watching columbo have put me in good shape for this kind of thing.
Wifey saw husband, panicked due to the compromising situation, cried rape and the husband instinctively shot at the guy he thought was raping his loved one. Therefore mitigating circumstances taken into account for the guy but she's in shit for creating the whole situation?
Edit: Fuck, beaten again. Should have spent less time congratulating myself and more time answering the question
We have a winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just beat Jr.....PM me your address.
You should just keep it on file
nahmean
J.O.E.
i don't know what that means but i wasn't calling anybody out. i didn't even realize somebody got the answer until after i posted.
Via email from NRA
On Tuesday, March 27, Governor Rick Perry (R) signed Senate Bill 378, NRA-supported ???Castle Doctrine??? legislation. Governor Perry???s signature made Texas the first state to adopt ???Castle Doctrine??? legislation in 2007! SB 378 will protect individuals who use force to defend themselves in their home, car and their place of business or employment, from criminal prosecution and civil lawsuits. It also states that you have no ???duty to retreat??? from an attack if you are in a place where you have a right to be, if you did not provoke your attacker, and if you are not engaged in criminal activity yourself.
This is typical media BS....there are 15 other states with this or very similar laws on the books......hating on Tejas is in vogue.
hubby had a higher priced lawyer
SEND ME MY LP!
Yeah, kinda. It is the home that our fearless leader reps, and he's at an all-time low in the ratings. Extremely low.
Biblically low.
But you Texans don't really claim him as one of your own, do you?
Yeah....we all have GWB tatoos....it's mandatory
I KNEW IT!!!! *shakes fist in the general direction of Texas*