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what is this?

dayday 9,611 Posts
edited March 2007 in Strut Central
Saw this at the top of myspace. Is this shit for real?All they need is that flashing through the BART...

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  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Dude looks mad serious. I wouldn't fuck with him, D.
  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    damn i need to get in on this
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Homeland Security is the number one career goal for the security guard set these days. A dude from my high school now works for DHS, and he was always that guy who got fed a ration of shit because he's pretty hefty, and wanted to get into a position of power. Nice guy, but definite power issues. He was a small town cop until he got the gig. You know the type: "You fuck with me now, but wait until I'm with the Gestapo. WE'LL SEE WHO'S FAT THEN."

    Dude's still 400 pounds, though.
  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    What exactly is a homeland security degree? Is it like "Super Security Guard" status?
    Do they have classes like Advanced Window Peeping & Proper Sunglass Alignment?
    I need to know these things.
  • SnagglepusSnagglepus 1,756 Posts
    What exactly is a homeland security degree?

    You get to be one of these ...

  • Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,039 Posts
    Do they have classes like Advanced Window Peeping &

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  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    That's excellent ad placement. What better way to recruit than from our countries finest at Myspace.
  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts




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  • PABLOPABLO 1,921 Posts
    My favorite course?

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  • cascas 1,484 Posts
    yeah. i couple of guys i work with are big into this shit. it's a little more than parking lot patrol security guard, but i'm still a little on it. after 9-11, the coast guard got scooped up into the dept. of homeland security. i'm not really feeling the new mindset all that much.

    most people with dhs degrees go into intel analysis, chem. biological prepardness and countermeasures, border "security" and emergency readiness/response.

    for the guys that want to be in the field...for the most part it's mostly grown men that want to play real life cops & robbers, wear ugly sunglasses, and shave their arms. the intel analysis part seems decent though.
  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    ...for the most part it's mostly grown men that want to play real life cops & robbers, wear ugly sunglasses, and shave their arms[/b]. the intel analysis part seems decent though.


    hahah wtf? That must be the Graduate School level.
  • djsheepdjsheep 3,620 Posts

    classic!
  • luckluck 4,077 Posts


    Now we know what this guy's doing for a job.

    Fighting terrorism - catch the fever!
  • hogginthefogghogginthefogg 6,098 Posts
    Saw this at the top of myspace. Is this shit for real?



    All they need is that flashing through the BART...


    Yeezus...I used to write banner ads like that! Not a very good gig.
  • PABLOPABLO 1,921 Posts


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  • PrimeCutsLtdPrimeCutsLtd jersey fresh 2,632 Posts
    Saw this at the top of myspace. Is this shit for real?



    All they need is that flashing through the BART...

    I wonder if you have to be a citzen to enroll???
  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
    Also: 100% Online? Somehow, I'm not exactly confident in a division of federal law enforcement that is potentially entirely comprised of cloistered, overweight masturbators with stringy comb-overs and chatroom names like sexxxylegs16.
  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    Do they have classes like Advanced Window Peeping &

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