i almost killed someone once with a throwing star. by accident of course.
14 years old, for some reason buying a throwing star because i could, and chucking it at trees. and this thing was razor sharp man, it only had 4 points, but each one was like a triangular knife tip thing. kinda like this:
well, i missed the tree one time and the death star went bouncin off a sidewalk and approximately 6 inches from an unsuspecting bystander's head, who luckily was looking the opposite direction. they had no idea it ever happened. needless to say i never got another flying star after that.
enkais are ninja kryptonite. seriously, yall gaijins dont know, but east asians like to have these "parties" where they give you a little tiny cup and fill it with beer. and you think to yourself "oh yeah, i can handle this shit" but every time you take a sip some old dude is there to fill it back up to the top and so you never really get a sense of how much youre drinking until you end up double fisted with a tall boy of asahi and a small bottle of tea singing pat benetar to the big boss man and telling off all them annoying other gaijins.
enkais are ninja kryptonite. seriously, yall gaijins dont know, but east asians like to have these "parties" where they give you a little tiny cup and fill it with beer. and you think to yourself "oh yeah, i can handle this shit" but every time you take a sip some old dude is there to fill it back up to the top and so you never really get a sense of how much youre drinking until you end up double fisted with a tall boy of asahi and a small bottle of tea singing pat benetar to the big boss man and telling off all them annoying other gaijins.
uh, so i heard...
I had this same experience in Tibet. The waitresses at the clubs ('nang-ma'
) would come up to your table and wait for you to finish your little cup. And of course, no wanted wants to feel like a little bitch so you just end up slamming beer all night. I always left feeling like I'd just played four consecutive games of 'power hour'.
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ow ow ow ow
"Oh, what, you my master now? I'm suppose to listen to yo' punk ass? Fuck you, ninja!"
SHINU MADE!!![/B]
That second pic had me rollin'
pictures can speak 1000 words
no wonder you can throw dudes around like that. fuckin cool!
Bambouche is a ninja?
THAT'S DOPE!!!
cinematic perfection!
"some say it is so"
I don't throw, I hoist.
After I talked to you I ninjaed the shit out of the hi-arc section of the batting cage.
ninja as a verb = cooler than shit.
fake ninja
real ninja. inappropriate social conduct.
i almost killed someone once with a throwing star. by accident of course.
14 years old, for some reason buying a throwing star because i could, and chucking it at trees. and this thing was razor sharp man, it only had 4 points, but each one was like a triangular knife tip thing.
kinda like this:
well, i missed the tree one time and the death star went bouncin off a sidewalk and approximately 6 inches from an unsuspecting bystander's head, who luckily was looking the opposite direction. they had no idea it ever happened. needless to say i never got another flying star after that.
crab ninja
how dare you? I'm sending this ninja to your house to do some serious ninjaing on you immediately.
enkais are ninja kryptonite. seriously, yall gaijins dont know, but east asians like to have these "parties" where they give you a little tiny cup and fill it with beer. and you think to yourself "oh yeah, i can handle this shit" but every time you take a sip some old dude is there to fill it back up to the top and so you never really get a sense of how much youre drinking until you end up double fisted with a tall boy of asahi and a small bottle of tea singing pat benetar to the big boss man and telling off all them annoying other gaijins.
uh, so i heard...
I had this same experience in Tibet. The waitresses at the clubs ('nang-ma'
) would come up to your table and wait for you to finish your little cup. And of course, no wanted wants to feel like a little bitch so you just end up slamming beer all night. I always left feeling like I'd just played four consecutive games of 'power hour'.
on the real, all these crab ninjas know the deal.
I can't cope, with all these crab ninjas tryin' to shorten my rope
my house has booby-traps. we will out ninja you!
haha. i like that. never been to one. fake ninja.
Fake ninja.
Real anus.