A.Pearson where are U? Writing Rhymes 4 Battling?
Mangoman
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Just wondering if everything is OKAY with yall, or is Pappyism getting to you?
Mangoman
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everyone is in a lull methinks
you gonna be down for meet up tomorrow?
i'll stuff you in my pipe and take a toke
and then your gone...
lit up like a candle
look down at the ground, nothing but a pair of smoking sandals
and yer polynesian ass has turned to vapor
lakan is gone... just like the other hataz
there wuz a puzzle that you were trying to solve
how to get yer crates to look lmpressive to mom
but they were booty... and yer moms didn't care
she said get off the wheelz or steel and put on yer underware
sitting naked on the MPC is not a good look
time to get a job and learn to cook
cause the daily burger king thing is reeking up yer room
del taco wrappers... go grab the broom
living like a muthafugging zoo caged ape
getting out of bed at like a quarter to 8
PM... BM danglin out of yer ass
smellz like a der wienerschnitzel??bean dipped crap
rap battle seems to be going pretty well
i think i smoked you but time will tell
when you come back with stinky rhymes that start to smell
like yer hormel chili weiner dipped in taco bell
choco taco stinks like paco's... stanky ballz
like the space between yer sac and crack
flies gather round and they start to snack
on yer turd hair, care bear, pee-u, truth or dare
in war and luv you know all's fair
so i had to smoke ya
had to toke ya
rap battle finished
yer rhymes deminished
and back to lurker mode... L8R. audi5000.
by the way... you need an avatar dude.
!!!
That's fucking raw.[/b]
THIS IS WEAKSAUCE
POOF!! vamoose, son of a bitch.
Dress
Will Lakan deliver??
Bring it mango!
OH NO HE DIDN'T SPEAK MY NAME UP IN HEAH!!!!!!!
assHOE ( blow it out yer azz bUnGhOle )... PFFFTTTTT
DOWN WITH ITCHY PINWORM
STOP!!!
It???s MANGO TIME (ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho)
I RIP OFF MY BUTTON SHIRT/ AND HAVE YOU SAY I AIN???T NO JOKE!
SHOOT DOG U IN LOVE WITH ME/ BUT LIKE FIVE STARR/YALL GONNA FALL DOWN/YOU LITE THE CANDLE/I POUR THE WAX ON YO CHEST AND HAVIN YOU SCREAM THE BEST SEX/U SAW THE GROUND AND SAW ME TURN VAPOR? / U CONFUSSED THAT???S STINKY FEET WITHOUT IRON/ I RUBB MY FINGERS IN BETWEEN MY TOES/ TAKE A WIFF AND JAB YOU IN THE EYES/ NOW YOUR BLINDED WITH THE TASTE OF SIGHT/ HAVIN YOU WAVIN YOUR HEAD LIKE YOUNG STEVIE .IGHT/ BUT ON YOUR HEAD YOU AIN???T GOT WAVES OR A FRO / U GOT WEAVIES/ THATS DUCT TAPE ROPE ON YOUR SCALP/ I PULL IT OFF AND SEE THE PUZZLE/ YOUR NAME IS DANN CAUSE BREATH SMELLS LIKE DRUFF/ U FELL ASLEEP WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN/ I PULLED MY PANTS DOWN/ LET THE DIRTY SACK DROP/ AND SCRATCH THEM REAL GOOD/ WATCH THE FLAKES DROP/ DON???T THEY TASTE REAL GOOD!/ I MOVE TO YOUR TORSOE/ AND PULL YOUR SKIN BACK/ THAT???S PEEKABOO WITH THE VIKINGS/ TAP YOUR TWO PADDED SACK & MAKE U MY MPC 2XSML/YEAH I???M BKING/ HAVE IT YOUR WAY/ I TAKE YOUR BIGFEET AND GRAB THE BIG TOE/ BREAK YOUR LEG AND INSERT IN YOUR BUNG HOLE/ PULL IT AND TASTE THE REAL JAM/ PUT ON SOME SOUL GLO & YOU HAVE A ROCKBERRY JAM
(OH ROCKBERRY, ROCKBERRY, ROCKBERRY/ JAM JAM JAM JAM JAM)
NOW I???M NAKED/ NO SOCKS ON/ LONG TOE NAILS THE SOUND WHEN I WALK ON BY/ RAP BATTLES I DON???T CARE/ IT???S JUST 4 PLAY TO ME/ I GIVE YOU THE GOLDEN SHOWER/ SIKE I HAVE THE RUNS IT DRIPED DOWN THE LEFT LEG AND THE RIGHT / IT???S A BROWN BATH NOW/DON???T YOU LOVE IT!/ LET???S LAY HERE FOR DAYS/ HAVE MAGET???S AS BABBIES AND RAISES THEM LIKE ARE OWN/ I VOMIT TO EAT YOU CAN DO THE SAME/ IT???S THE SMELL OF BUTTERFLIES IT???S ALL IN MY GAME/ I HEAR YOUR HEART FLUTTER DON???T BE SCARED I HAVE SOMETHING ELSE PREPARED
NOW WHERE NAKED AND YOUR BLIND WE HAVE A FAMILIY AND WE CAN???T RHYME!/ I GUESS IT???S TIME TO CHILI DOG TIME!!!!!!! MORCOMOLEY IT'S TIME TO EAT!
OH YEAH I AM NOT l$k%N MY NAME IS BILLY JENKINS!
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& this is what I think in my head when you say that.. [All of us in a bubbling jacuzzi of diaherria, and AP buying drinks of beer for everyone and we are all laughing and having a good time drinking and sitting in a jucuzzi of poo!] hahahahaahha I make my self laugh! ahhhaahhahahhahah..
I think all the rounds go to AP he's quick with the wit I will have to try again in 9 months by that time he may have lack of sleep and maybe I can get him off guard... but now when I think of it he maybe even worse!
Funny thing though I am AP and I just battled my self and fooled you all!!! ahahahahahahahahahhahah LOL