How to land a Starlet (DJAMR)

CousinLarryCousinLarry 4,618 Posts
edited February 2007 in Strut Central
This shit is too funny. And for the record I am not knocking dudes hustle I just find the grade school quality journalism really funny. http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=2836404&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

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  • But he has that thing that girls are drawn to ??? he's good with his hands. It takes coordination to scratch with one hand and have the other hand on the crossfader. It's like watching a guitarist. (If you're a guy, ask one of your girl friends. They can explain it.)



    DJ AM is a top DJ who never would have been famous without Nicole, but being a top DJ gives him indie street cred.

  • ayresayres 1,452 Posts
    it annoys the fuck out of me when they call him "DJ."

    "Back to DJ's love life. No matter how you slice it, whether or not you find him as good of a catch as Mandy Moore seems to, everyone interviewed seemed to have the same opinion that DJ's fame came quickly, and could disappear just as quickly without the right press ??? whether it comes from having a famous girlfriend or not.



  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    This shit is too funny. And for the record I am not knocking dudes hustle I just find the grade school quality journalism really funny.

    http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=2836404&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

    So it didn't work out for her and Vince?

  • But he has that thing that girls are drawn to ??? he's good with his hands. It takes coordination to scratch with one hand and have the other hand on the crossfader. It's like watching a guitarist. (If you're a guy, ask one of your girl friends. They can explain it.)

    It's all about the hands and the magical hand-eye coordination, ask any female. Get on AM's level!

    Plus I love how the article calls him "DJ" as if that's his first name.


  • So it didn't work out for her and Vince?



  • white_teawhite_tea 3,262 Posts
    Man, I didn't know he was in CrazyTown. Make her legs shake/Make me go crazy!

  • it annoys the fuck out of me when they call him "DJ."

    the whole article is a joke. comparing AM to kevin federline is ridiculous. the dude is niiice. if he wasn't, you'd see a dozen articles with quotes from other djs blasting him as being mediocre. that is not gonna happen. anyone who has seen him live should agree that his sets are pretty much

  • it annoys the fuck out of me when they call him "DJ."

    the whole article is a joke. comparing AM to kevin federline is ridiculous. the dude is niiice. if he wasn't, you'd see a dozen articles with quotes from other djs blasting him as being mediocre. that is not gonna happen. anyone who has seen him live should agree that his sets are pretty much

    I've heard others speak highly of him. Haters will hate but it's nice to see a DJ getting paid if he's talented, hard working and smart.

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
    it annoys the fuck out of me when they call him "DJ."

    That shit is funny. The whole thing is sort of an "ohmygod, DJs are such the hot accessory right now!" ramble. Which is amusing, but I do think it's a missed opportunity to further explore the daisy chain of fame.


  • Plus I love how the article calls him "DJ" as if that's his first name.

    I remember seeing a clip from The Surreal Life, and one of the girls referred to Hammer as "MC."

  • behemothbehemoth 2,189 Posts
    i thought this thread was going to have tips on how to bang a pornstar..i was wrong.

  • We know why Mandy Moore is famous. She's cute as a button, and talented to boot.

    And let's face it- Mandy Moore definitely needs to add a little edge to her bubble gum persona." Ah, mutual use-ification.


  • ABC is the new standard of journalism.

  • it annoys the fuck out of me when they call him "DJ."

    the whole article is a joke. comparing AM to kevin federline is ridiculous. the dude is niiice. if he wasn't, you'd see a dozen articles with quotes from other djs blasting him as being mediocre. that is not gonna happen. anyone who has seen him live should agree that his sets are pretty much

    I've heard others speak highly of him. Haters will hate but it's nice to see a DJ getting paid if he's talented, hard working and smart.

    my homie Pistol and I opened for him once... He was a really down to earth dude.. although his "entourage" thought it was their job to just stare dudes down.. all in all i thought his set was alright... but everyone has ehhhhh nights...

  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    my homie Pistol and I opened for him once...

    can I get an AYO ruling on this?

  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    Man, that article is crap. They managed to say dude is ugly and his only claim to fame is riding coattails.

    I would be pissed.

  • Man, that article is crap. They managed to say dude is ugly and his only claim to fame is riding coattails.

    I would be pissed.


    I wonder if it was ghost written by his ex-girlfriend.

  • DeeRockDeeRock 1,836 Posts
    Adam is a great dj, paid his dues and a nice person. Too bad the media doesn't want to give credit to a dj because that is the bottom line. They think it's just playing music like the rest of the world thinks. So they couldn't give a shit at the end of the day. My thing is this, if you live and dj in Hollywood or even NYC for that matter. Your going know some celebrities. That is where they live and party. So they are bound to come to your events if your a high profile working dj. If your on the radio even better they will end up listening to you. So say your in LA damn near most of the stars are probably listening to you if your on the radio. So they are going to KNOW you b4 you would know them, feel me? So it would be ez to meet them at any party your playing or might even be at and if you have any GAME at all you can do your thing. That's how I see it. So maybe I should move to LA and get a radio show and hope that Halle Berry is listening! Lmao.........Then get with her, and start charging $30K a gig. Yee! All I have is porn chicks coming to my parties.





  • this could be you (minus being ugly) if you go DJ for Mickey Avalon! next thing you know, everyone is talking about how they're down with DJ Day and once knew him from Soul Strut.

  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    this could be you (minus being ugly) if you go DJ for Mickey Avalon! next thing you know, everyone is talking about how they're down with DJ Day and once knew him from Soul Strut.

    put the lotion in the basket



    For real tho, that world is not for me. I'm fine right where I'm at

  • you know you like to tuck and dance in front of the mirror listening to crazytown's "butterfly"

    come my lady, come come my lady...


    one of our DJ jokes when that record came out was putting it in each other's crates during a gig.

  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    you know you like to tuck and dance in front of the mirror listening to crazytown's "butterfly"

    come my lady, come come my lady...


    one of our DJ jokes when that record came out was putting it in each other's crates during a gig.


    hahahaaa that shit is hilarious...and so is this crazytown fight:



  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts





    wow. i watched that with the sound off and still had a rousing game of "find all the 's in this piece."



  • wow. i watched that with the sound off and still had a rousing game of "find all the 's in this piece."

    I wonder if Stryker toured with Wyld Stallyns?

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