DJ Schmalz in Deep Stankiation
Bambouche
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Here's a lil' story that must be toldAs much as I make fun of his brie-slicin' loft-livin poetry-readin' ass, I love that dude. Blessed us with the second annual Latin bangers mix. For the listening pleasure. To celebrate the fucking heatwave that's sweeped over the east. Take your shirt off and listen to this on the stoop, drinking beer, whistling at dudes when they walk by...(File Under: Tromboner Bloodshitters.)
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I'm still listening to the last one! Thank you Deepstank.
File under: Take that Shit to the Announcements Section, Son ---
NYC heads put your ears on... in real time Friday night @ the WaxPo party...
Wax Poetics and Princeton Architectural Press Present...
Issue #12 and Cocinando! Release Party
An Entire Evening of Latin Music from around the Globe with Special Guest
DJs:
Bongohead (Cocinando!)
Monkone (Wax Poetics)
Joe Claussell (Spiritual Life Music)
Knox Robinson
Fred Schmalz
Andujar (WMUA UMass)
Jorge Irragori (Tropical Music Collector's Event)
June 10th @ Savalas
285 Bedford Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11211
Between Grand Street and S 1st Street
9pm – 4am
No Cover
Album Cover Slideshow by Pablo Yglesias
Cocinando! Book will be on sale for the discounted price of $15
Now you know.
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I had this pumpin' over the weekend, windows open, laid out on the couch...ahh, summer is here indeed.
It just came out, cheap-azz--of course it ain't on sale yet!
I am trying to persuade those guys to offer it for sale, though.
after every track I want to yell "tequilla"
That's exactly what I'm planning to do from on top of the bar this Friday.
Those Wax Poetics dudes truly are not ready for me.
We're currently in negocios(ions).
File Under: Open Letter To Andre Torres[/b]
Now's the chance for all you little poptarts to see the man in person, and bring some real world moves to the table. Get him drunk on takilla and make him agree to articles he wouldn't dream about while sober:
Faux Rills: Sayin', them Q&A interviews is the isht, son.
Andre: mmm huh.
Faux Rills: But havin' articles written by little dudes ain't gonna play, knawmean?
Andre: mmm huh.
RossHogg: What about reggae 7"s?
Andre: mmm huh.
SweenDog: That reminds me of this one time on Long Island when I had sex in my car...
Andre: mmm huh.
NateBizzo: MORE BLOODSHITTING RAERS
Andre: mmm huh.
Faux Rills: Articles written by fanboy tarts really ain't the look, that's all I'm sayin'
Coselmed: You don't even cook? [Motioning to the barkeep for a refill]
Andre: mmm huh.
Cosmo: Yaom? Sayin! FOCUS! Can I get your number again?
Andre: mmm huh.
Bambouche: 47 pages of Black Motherfucker records?
Andre: mmm huh.
Marco (by phone): Bhangra articles!
Andre: mmm huh.
Catchdubs: Devin the dude...
Archaic: WHERE WERE YOU 10 YEARS AGO?
Andre: mmm huh.
Deepstank: You guys should come over to my loft after this, I've got some amazing projects I'm working on that I'd like to show you.
Andre: mmm huh.
Funny...the girl from the sex-on-the-side-of-the-road while drank on takeela was puerto rican, in which case a conversation with someone named Andre Torres very well might remind me of that story, possibly while Mr. Torres is in mid-sentence as I have a hard time listening along to stories that run longer than a few words if I'm not the one telling them and my mind tends to wander to bootycalls past.
Joe Clausell is on this, that's kind of fire. This is the thing that is the same night as RossHogg and Empanadamn and someone else's gathering of Texans right?
You are correct, Sir.
Bam and Deepstank are excused, but no one else is.
(Page me)
Yea, it's gonna be a NYC Popularity contenst. I am standing at the door of Fred's gig with a clicker, and some Texan dude is standing at the door of Hogg's gig with a clicker, Paycheck will read the meters at the end of the night and decide who is more down. All the people at the losing party will be referred to as "POPTARTS" for the next year.
Apologies to jdeez.
Seriously though, we are going to press one of the Negocios mixes. Anybody who cares to voice their preference for Sucious or Lindos, plaese to holler.
Not only is it on the same night as Ross, Brent and JD's thing, it is also pre-empting me and Cosmo's weekly Friday party at Savalas. So Eleven and I are doing this instead:
$1 Dos Equis until midnight. Ladies free all night.
Vinyl boxset with Bambouche hand-sewn insert pleasethankyou.
You seem to have the game twisted--like you think these people aren't getting called POPTARTS for the next year and beyond regardless.
Dude, I won't even be there--$1 Dos Equis is what's up! Chicks is thirsty.
P.S. Fredrique is a true renaissance man...Did you know he ghostwrote "Love Rap" for Spoonie Gee, too?
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NIGHT TIME: BUHBOMP!
WHEN: Friday, June 10th from 10:30p to 4a
WHERE: Morrisey Park (www.morriseypark.com), 121 St. Mark???s Place btw. 1st Ave & Ave A, Manhattan
WHO: All Texans, all night long: empanadamn (haterzville), JD (direct driven) & ROSS HOGG. Don???t mess with it.
HOW MUCH: Free
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Issue #12 and Cocinando! Release Party
June 10th @ Savalas
285 Bedford Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11211
Between Grand Street and S 1st Street
9pm - 4am
No Cover
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