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<blockquote> File Under: Open Letter To Andre Torres<br /><br />Now's the chance for all you little poptarts to see the man in person, and bring some real world moves to the table. Get him drunk on takilla and make him agree to articles he wouldn't dream about while sober:<br /><br />Faux Rills: Sayin', them Q&A interviews is the isht, son.<br />Andre: mmm huh.<br />Faux Rills: But havin' articles written by little dudes ain't gonna play, knawmean?<br />Andre: mmm huh.<br />RossHogg: What about reggae 7"s?<br />Andre: mmm huh.<br /><b>SweenDog: That reminds me of this one time on Long Island when I had sex in my car...[/b] <br />Andre: mmm huh.<br />NateBizzo: MORE BLOODSHITTING RAERS<br />Andre: mmm huh.<br />Faux Rills: Articles written by fanboy tarts really ain't the look, that's all I'm sayin'<br />Coselmed: You don't even cook? [Motioning to the barkeep for a refill]<br />Andre: mmm huh.<br />Cosmo: Yaom? Sayin! FOCUS! Can I get your number again?<br />Andre: mmm huh.<br />Bambouche: 47 pages of Black Motherfucker records?<br />Andre: mmm huh.<br />Marco (by phone): Bhangra articles!<br />Andre: mmm huh.<br />Catchdubs: Devin the dude...<br />Archaic: WHERE WERE YOU 10 YEARS AGO?<br />Andre: mmm huh.<br />Deepstank: You guys should come over to my loft after this, I've got some amazing projects I'm working on that I'd like to show you.<br />Andre: mmm huh. </blockquote><br />Funny...the girl from the sex-on-the-side-of-the-road while drank on takeela was puerto rican, in which case a conversation with someone named Andre Torres very well might remind me of that story, possibly while Mr. Torres is in mid-sentence as I have a hard time listening along to stories that run longer than a few words if I'm not the one telling them and my mind tends to wander to bootycalls past. <br /><br />Joe Clausell is on this, that's kind of fire. This is the thing that is the same night as RossHogg and Empanadamn and someone else's gathering of Texans right?
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