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Paris Exposed ( NSFW)

JustAliceJustAlice 1,308 Posts
edited January 2007 in Strut Central
Remember to Pay those storage bills folks and now a short movie:http://www.parisexposed.com/trailer/small.htmlPlenty of great quotes to be had.
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  • behemothbehemoth 2,189 Posts
    i would normally say "thats bullshit"

    but hey theres proof in video form

    i cant be mad at that
  • LazerLazer 796 Posts
    poor paris. boo hoo.
  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    i would normally say "thats bullshit"

    but hey theres proof in video form

    i cant be mad at that


    Sayin'. but the Commodores in the background was a very good look.
  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    that was a shit ton of blow
  • DrWuDrWu 4,021 Posts
    THAT'S HOT
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    Whoa, Nicole Ritchie lived in Tucson?! That was a University Of Arizona student ID (aka "Cat Card") towards the end there!

    Herm
  • bluesnagbluesnag 1,285 Posts
    Whoa, Nicole Ritchie lived in Tucson?! That was a University Of Arizona student ID (aka "Cat Card") towards the end there!

    Herm

    yeah, dude, i heard she was a ua student for a short time. too bad i couldn't teach her and have a parent/teacher conference with lionel.
  • bozakbozak 334 Posts
    that was a shit ton of blow


    wow that was. why didnt these dudes blackmail her with all this stuff? I assume after that babwa walters special she did she would be trying to cut back on the "rich whore who takes it in the bum for coke" image she keeps supporting.
  • noznoz 3,625 Posts
    ok who wants to go halfsies on an account with me?
  • kalakala 3,361 Posts
    in some way i always try to find the converse/inverse reason for things like her to exist
    she is a symptom of the bigger bimbo problem/picture in America

    after they hung saddam kids were hanging themselves all over the world like a sympethetic ingrained reaction

    she is a sympathetic reaction to a discarded condom floating in the polluted antibiotic steroid drug infested sewage sess of the east river
    but at least she is having fun being a dumb young rich girl
  • tonyphronetonyphrone 1,500 Posts
    reminds me of this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvCwYRJOXFY&eurl=

  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    ok who wants to go halfsies on an account with me?
    not so fast:

    boyfriend trying to get her nekkid
    http://rapidshare.com/files/13246854/1_Astor-07.mov
    makin out w/ bf
    http://rapidshare.com/files/13247580/Atlantic_City-10.mov
    bath
    http://rapidshare.com/files/13247763/Bathtub-01.mov
    http://rapidshare.com/files/13247828/Bathtub-02.mov

  • residentgiantresidentgiant 619 Posts

    WTF did they splice in between 00:30 and 00:45???



  • PrimeCutsLtdPrimeCutsLtd jersey fresh 2,632 Posts
    built like a baby rat....
  • DjArcadianDjArcadian 3,632 Posts

  • DjArcadianDjArcadian 3,632 Posts
    What must her parents think of her? I would have disowned her years ago.
  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
    What must her parents think of her? I would have disowned her years ago.

    maybe thats why she is like this....

    lack of attention from mammy and pappy will make any child nuts...

    its really sad.
  • ElectrodeElectrode Los Angeles 3,130 Posts
    It's obvious that she, like K-Fed and all the other walking punchlines in the limelight that have existed long before, exists solely to be hated. But I find it hillarious how some guys are on that "I hate girls like her!" crap, putting on an act like they wouldn't have sex with her if she approached any one of them personally and begged for it.
  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    But I find it hillarious how some guys are on that "I hate girls like her!" crap, putting on an act like they wouldn't have sex with her if she approached any one of them personally and begged for it.

    hmmm. i see where your heads at. thanks for sharing
  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts

    WTF did they splice in between 00:30 and 00:45???




    thoroughly entertaining piece of work.
    personally, im not wild about the shaved patch. is it striving for the prepubescent girl look?
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    What must her parents think of her? I would have disowned her years ago.

    maybe thats why she is like this....

    lack of attention from mammy and pappy will make any child nuts...

    its really sad.




    Not really, she's just a savvy "businessperson"

    Exploiting one's image can be quite profitable in our twisted tabloid media mogul managed cultural wasteland tv tied age (the entire E! channel's programming, for example..sorry Guzzo, you know I am down with Ted though, lol)

    On the surface she's kind of like the exact opposite of say, William Hung, but upon further inspection they both do (almost) nothing but show up and make $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

    saying

    kind of goes back to that study that shows that the less people do (if they are in a position of power) the more they actually make (!!!)

    I'm sure this will be covered in Freakanomics 2.0 reloaded or something
  • DjArcadianDjArcadian 3,632 Posts
    It's obvious that she, like K-Fed and all the other walking punchlines in the limelight that have existed long before, exists solely to be hated. But I find it hillarious how some guys are on that "I hate girls like her!" crap, putting on an act like they wouldn't have sex with her if she approached any one of them personally and begged for it.

    Criteria for who you fuck and who you respect are different.
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    It's obvious that she, like K-Fed and all the other walking punchlines in the limelight that have existed long before, exists solely to be hated. But I find it hillarious how some guys are on that "I hate girls like her!" crap, putting on an act like they wouldn't have sex with her if she approached any one of them personally and begged for it.

    Criteria for who you fuck and who you respect are different.


    this thread has turned into "Man Talk" lol
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    Is anybody actually "paying" her for anything?
    Isn't she just rich already and blowing her inheritance?
    I guess FOX paid her for the TV show, but she probably owes
    her record label money for that CD that sold 1200 copies.
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    Is anybody actually "paying" her for anything?
    Isn't she just rich already and blowing her inheritance?
    I guess FOX paid her for the TV show, but she probably owes
    her record label money for that CD that sold 1200 copies.


    She has made bank off endorsements (Carl's Jr.), her book, probably a little off her CD, um and her perfume/clothes or something? I don't really research her but I think I saw on E! that she makes all her own money and very little to nothing comes from the Hiltons....


    Nevermind, there's the interwebs for this, duh:


    2005 Forbes Ranking:

    "Paris Hilton
    Power Rank 55
    Up from last year border= (2004 Rank: 70)

    Pay Rank
    $6.5 mil 87
    Web Hits 3,600,000 4
    Press Clips 17,591 16
    TV/Radio 502 10

    Cover Stories 3

    The ubiquitous heiress may not be as wealthy as she'd like you to think. But she is piling up her own personal fortune as brand spokesman, reality TV fixture, B-list movie starlet and bestselling author. Paris also puts out her own perfume and jewelry. Call them her day jobs; at night Paris gets paid big bucks to show her face at of-the-minute clubs, commanding up to $300,000 per appearance abroad.



    http://www.forbes.com/lists/2005/53/U3HH.html

    "
  • DjArcadianDjArcadian 3,632 Posts

    I'm sure this will be covered in Freakanomics 2.0 reloaded or something

    I seriously think that the Hilton sisters were supposed to be a copy of the Olsen twins but designed to target a slightly older age bracket.
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    2006 Ranking:

    "Pay $7 million
    Power Rank 56
    D 2005 Rank: 55


    The celebutante has amassed her personal fortune mainly through licensing deals. Her name is attached to a perfume, watches, nightclubs and a new videogame. The "That's hot!" heiress is a master of the photo opportunity, grabbing countless press mentions thanks to a slew of high-profile flings, fallings-out (most recently with Lindsay Lohan) and fashion hits and misses. She boasts the most Web hits of anyone else on the Forbes Celebrity 100, although she's also the only lister with her own highly publicized (and downloadable) porn tape. Stay tuned for the upcoming album release and two film appearances."
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts

    I'm sure this will be covered in Freakanomics 2.0 reloaded or something

    I seriously think that the Hilton sisters were supposed to be a copy of the Olsen twins but designed to target a slightly older age bracket.




    CLONNAGE IN THE FREE WORLD IS FREAKY
  • DjArcadianDjArcadian 3,632 Posts
    2006 Ranking:

    Pay $7 million
    Power Rank 56
    D 2005 Rank: 55

    I wonder if she has to pay for anything though.
  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts





    Not really, she's just a savvy "businessperson"

    Exploiting one's image can be quite profitable in our twisted tabloid media mogul managed cultural wasteland tv tied age (the entire E! channel's programming, for example..sorry Guzzo, you know I am down with Ted though, lol)

    On the surface she's kind of like the exact opposite of say, William Hung, but upon further inspection they both do (almost) nothing but show up and make $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

    saying

    kind of goes back to that study that shows that the less people do (if they are in a position of power) the more they actually make (!!!)

    I'm sure this will be covered in Freakanomics 2.0 reloaded or something

    Nah, you're totally right on. And it is totally working. So I guess in way you can call her smart on that part.

    Im just tired of girls playn the dumb card and that its suppose to be hot.

    What happened to the smart not female celebs? Oh wait...

    Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting


    she's got it going on, no homo
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