Happy Birthday, Faux_Rillz!
hogginthefogg
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I made you birthday cake out of Pop-Tarts (just like in this pic from your 5th birthday):
(And for those of you wondering, the thread count on that duvet is 400.)For Reals: Dude is one of the main reasons I post here. I've learned that you if don't think he's funny, you're 1) ass-hurt and 2) probably not that smart. And to those that decry him as little more than a hatteur, let it be knowed that he drops tonnes of knowledge along the way, too.In closing: it's your birthday. Consider buying a television.Oh, and welcome to your 30s!
(And for those of you wondering, the thread count on that duvet is 400.)For Reals: Dude is one of the main reasons I post here. I've learned that you if don't think he's funny, you're 1) ass-hurt and 2) probably not that smart. And to those that decry him as little more than a hatteur, let it be knowed that he drops tonnes of knowledge along the way, too.In closing: it's your birthday. Consider buying a television.Oh, and welcome to your 30s!
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Happy 30th
It was cool to link up with you in NYC (I still owe you $10, BTW).
Have a happy birthday!
happy birthday; ythanks for keeping the locals on their toes.
Yall roll blunts, I smoke Cubans all day
yall young'ns chase, I'm Patron and it's straight
I like South Beach but I'm in San Tropez
yall drink Dom but not Rose' (hey)
your chick shop in the mall
my chick burnin' down Bergdorf's
comin' back with Birken Bags
your chick is like what type of purse is that?
I'm from the era where niggas don't snitch
you from the era where snitchin' is the shit
I'm afraid of the future (why?)
yall respect the one who got shot
I respect the shooter
yall go to parties to ice grill
I go to parties to party with nice girls
you young boys gotta chill
30's the new 20 nigga, I'm so hot still[/b]
Happy Birthday! We gotta meet Uptown one day for a drink.
Happy Birthday, hommie!
Happy Birthday, Faux!!! He's the original hater we love to hate.
Peace,
Big Stacks from Kakalak
PS Had to (someone get this to display, I'm not computer literate today):
http://thewaxcrusade.com/FauxJesus.bmp
THINKING OF YOU
Happy Birthday,
and keep on keepin' these pop tarts in their place in '07!
have some jpegs.
I beat you by a nose - turned thirty a month and a half ago
Ah, 30. If I knew then....
Welcome to the land of the 'Old Heads'!
And to b-boy parkz for the PM (tried to holler back, but your inbox is full).
And to allay any worries about my thirties being a new and more mature era for me: I will continue to argue with little dudes on the internet as if I was being paid for it.
And the Internets breathe a collective sigh of relief as T***a rolls her eyes.