Q: What does a Finn call a banana? A: A yellow bend.
Heikki and Toivo walk into da bar. Dey have a lotta beers, and Toivo gets real drunk. Finally, dey leave da bar. Toivo runs into a telephone pole and falls down. He stumbles up and grabs the pole. Pats it for a second. And goes "Shit Heikki! We're surrounded!"
This guy walks into a doctor's office and pulls down his pants. Turns around and the doctor sees a little piece of lettuce sticking out of his ass and says "jesus - what the fuck?" Guy says - "Oh doc that's just the tip of the iceberg!"
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Heikki and Toivo walk into da bar. Dey have a lotta beers, and Toivo gets real drunk. Finally, dey leave da bar. Toivo runs into a telephone pole and falls down. He stumbles up and grabs the pole. Pats it for a second. And goes "Shit Heikki! We're surrounded!"
Two, one to stand on the turntable, and the other one to press "play".
-I made that one up. Sorry.
How many broken records does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many broken records does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many broken records does it take to change a lightbulb?
Thanks folks! I'll be here all week! (Yes, I wrote that one too - I think.)
" she had croutons up her ass"
Def Leppard
This guy walks into a doctor's office and pulls down his pants. Turns around and the doctor sees a little piece of lettuce sticking out of his ass and says "jesus - what the fuck?" Guy says - "Oh doc that's just the tip of the iceberg!"
A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.