any joke sucks compared to this: Bill Hicks at his finest.
absolutly NSFW!
Wow. That wasn't funny at all. It was kind of stupid, but I could see why someone like you would think its funny.
do we really have to make this thread all about you too? can't you just stick with the presidential address thread and leave this one alone? or tell a joke? it doesn't even have to be a funny one, as i've demonstrated.
It was a dv??rgtjej that each walk it regnade got j??vligt evil in fi**to. so went she to the doctor, and told if his problems. the doctor checked around a little, but could not see something wrong at all. Next walk it regnade got she than a walk j??vligt evil, and rang the doctor. "Came down tomorrow to mottagningen so shall I see what I can do", said the doctor. When she went down next day could the doctor still not find something wrong, and she went home, dissatisfied. So a day began it rain, and she got so evil that she went down directly to the doctor and said that now receives you fan fix up it here. The doctor checked a little, "hmmm...hmmm..yoke..." late did he a little grejer there, a little here, until it ended that do evil. "oh, how did you?" asked she the doctor - "I klippte down 5 cm on each rubber boot!"
It was a dv??rgtjej that each walk it regnade got j??vligt evil in fi**to. so went she to the doctor, and told if his problems. the doctor checked around a little, but could not see something wrong at all. Next walk it regnade got she than a walk j??vligt evil, and rang the doctor. "Came down tomorrow to mottagningen so shall I see what I can do", said the doctor. When she went down next day could the doctor still not find something wrong, and she went home, dissatisfied. So a day began it rain, and she got so evil that she went down directly to the doctor and said that now receives you fan fix up it here. The doctor checked a little, "hmmm...hmmm..yoke..." late did he a little grejer there, a little here, until it ended that do evil. "oh, how did you?" asked she the doctor - "I klippte down 5 cm on each rubber boot!"
It was a dv??rgtjej that each walk it regnade got j??vligt evil in fi**to. so went she to the doctor, and told if his problems. the doctor checked around a little, but could not see something wrong at all. Next walk it regnade got she than a walk j??vligt evil, and rang the doctor. "Came down tomorrow to mottagningen so shall I see what I can do", said the doctor. When she went down next day could the doctor still not find something wrong, and she went home, dissatisfied. So a day began it rain, and she got so evil that she went down directly to the doctor and said that now receives you fan fix up it here. The doctor checked a little, "hmmm...hmmm..yoke..." late did he a little grejer there, a little here, until it ended that do evil. "oh, how did you?" asked she the doctor - "I klippte down 5 cm on each rubber boot!"
alright these 3 explorers get captured by natives in the jungle. They are brought to the village and are put on trial by the elders. The chief declares, "FOR TRESPASSING ON OUR SACRED LAND I LEAVE YOU TWO OPTIONS. DEATH OR "UNGA-BUNGA" The first man stands up and declares "Im gonna have to go with this "unga-bunga" shit. All of a sudden a gorilla comes out of a hut and proceeds to give him a hardcare buttfucking. The second man, hip to the game and know nows what "unga-bunga" is, says "well fuck it, its better then dying". So the ape comes over and gives it to him no vasiline stylee. Now the third explorer say "No fucking way am i getting sodomized by that fucking ape. I would rather take death.
The Chief gets up and declares "DEATH BY "UNGA-BUNGA"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
It was a dv??rgtjej that each walk it regnade got j??vligt evil in fi**to. so went she to the doctor, and told if his problems. the doctor checked around a little, but could not see something wrong at all. Next walk it regnade got she than a walk j??vligt evil, and rang the doctor. "Came down tomorrow to mottagningen so shall I see what I can do", said the doctor. When she went down next day could the doctor still not find something wrong, and she went home, dissatisfied. So a day began it rain, and she got so evil that she went down directly to the doctor and said that now receives you fan fix up it here. The doctor checked a little, "hmmm...hmmm..yoke..." late did he a little grejer there, a little here, until it ended that do evil. "oh, how did you?" asked she the doctor - "I klippte down 5 cm on each rubber boot!"
Fy fan, that's a good one!
Another point: this thread is supposed to be about obscure jokes, like the one above, the one Gary started the thread with, and LaserWolf's symphony-theme jokes (I had no idea that cellists were the stepchildren of the symphony!). With that, I give you my favorite joke from first grade:
Have you heard the one about the Aggie who drank so much Fresca he snowed in his pants?
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the giraffe asks for a whiskey, drinks it, falls down drunk.
the guy starts yelling, "fuck you, fucking animal, this happens everytime, im leaving"
bartender says "wait a minute buddy, you cant leave that lying there"
guy says "its not a lion, its a giraffe".
A: This band sucks.
He says to the dog 'Now go get all the sheep into the pen then come back and tell me how many sheep there are'.
The dog runs off and gets all the sheep into the pen then comes back and says 'There are 40'.
The shepard says 'No there aren't. There are 38!'
The dog says 'Yeah I know - I rounded them up'.
Because he 'kneaded' a poo.
the itim (pronounced ee-team)
itim is Tagalog for black.
They taught us this joke in Tagalog class in college! lol
Reminds me of a diss i heard at the house I work at as a youth worker.
Your mother is like a bowling ball she has been fingered by everyone, thrown in the gutter and keeps coming back for more.
Oh and for a drummer joke
Whats the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
With a drum machine you only have to punch the information in once
some math jokes:
Q: what's purple and commutes?
A: an abelian grape!
the followup:
Q: what's purple, commutes, and is worshipped twice every evening?
A: a bi-nightly venerated abelian grape!
any joke sucks compared to this: Bill Hicks at his finest.
absolutly NSFW!
Wow. That wasn't funny at all. It was kind of stupid, but I could see why someone like you would think its funny.
What is the difference between a straight Mexican man and a gay Mexican man?
5 Tecates
someone like me....
you mean someone you have never met and have absolutly no clue about?
wow, thats cool.
you should join the psychic friends network then.
do we really have to make this thread all about you too? can't you just stick with the presidential address thread and leave this one alone? or tell a joke? it doesn't even have to be a funny one, as i've demonstrated.
this thread is 6th grade.
where's your joke, funny man?
YEAH! MY JOKE WAS HILARIOUS!
i do imrov. give me a scenario.
Scenario: You're a well known former sitcom star doing stand- up at a West Hollywood comedy club when the audience starts heckling you...
and what race or religion are the hecklers?
50 soulstrutters and a race thread. hilarity ensues.
GO!
Mostly Amish and Lizard People.
It was a dv??rgtjej that each walk it regnade got j??vligt evil in fi**to. so went she to the doctor, and told if his problems. the doctor checked around a little, but could not see something wrong at all. Next walk it regnade got she than a walk j??vligt evil, and rang the doctor. "Came down tomorrow to mottagningen so shall I see what I can do", said the doctor. When she went down next day could the doctor still not find something wrong, and she went home, dissatisfied. So a day began it rain, and she got so evil that she went down directly to the doctor and said that now receives you fan fix up it here. The doctor checked a little, "hmmm...hmmm..yoke..." late did he a little grejer there, a little here, until it ended that do evil. "oh, how did you?" asked she the doctor - "I klippte down 5 cm on each rubber boot!"
FOLKS, WE HAVE A WINNER.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
"FOR TRESPASSING ON OUR SACRED LAND I LEAVE YOU TWO OPTIONS. DEATH OR "UNGA-BUNGA"
The first man stands up and declares "Im gonna have to go with this "unga-bunga" shit. All of a sudden a gorilla comes out of a hut and proceeds to give him a hardcare buttfucking. The second man, hip to the game and know nows what "unga-bunga" is, says "well fuck it, its better then dying". So the ape comes over and gives it to him no vasiline stylee. Now the third explorer say "No fucking way am i getting sodomized by that fucking ape. I would rather take death.
The Chief gets up and declares
"DEATH BY "UNGA-BUNGA"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A: Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in dirty sleeping bags.
Fy fan, that's a good one!
Another point: this thread is supposed to be about obscure jokes, like the one above, the one Gary started the thread with, and LaserWolf's symphony-theme jokes (I had no idea that cellists were the stepchildren of the symphony!). With that, I give you my favorite joke from first grade:
Have you heard the one about the Aggie who drank so much Fresca he snowed in his pants?