STRUTTERS AND STD's, What's your Story???
Ironfeet
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Not sure if this has been posted but As for myself I've been lucky and never caught a bad one... Though I know of a fellow DJ that caught the CLAP and he told me it sucked when they had to insert the SWAB! Has that happened to anyone? So I wonder is it like a burning feeling or like a calm soothing feeling???? Do tell... I also had a buddy of mine in the Navy tell me they had to watch crazy STD video as a scare tactic when they go over sea's but I heard mad dudes didn't care and some did come back with some crazy flesh eating STD???? Crazy... Also what records are out there that talk about STD's (Spoken word records???)
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I have an excellent 45 out of Chicago that I can post later.
"It's freeee, it's freeee...FREE shots to cure VD!"
No just wanting to hear crazy stories from the Strut during my breaks at work... The Strut has the best stories around!
Just hearing about the swab back in my younger days was enough to scare the holy hell out of me.
im pretty sure cats dont like to admit they caught a bad one
they dont the swab anymore.
you should be very very happy about that.
Yeah dude....that's the reason why you wheren't getting any ass during high school and most of college (*EYEROLL*)
"He doesn't tell her
cause he dosen't know
THE DESTRUCTION IT WORKS IS SLOW
SLOOOOW SYPHILIS AND GONORRHEA
SLOOOOOOOW SYPHILIS AND GONORRHEA"
Check back tonight for audio. Shit is priceless.
Clean, btw.
When I was a folkie we would sing this sea chante to the Tune of Sailing Down To Old Maui:
Coming Down With Old VD
(This score available as ABC, SongWright, PostScript, PMW, or a MIDI file)
Pennywhistle notation and Dulcimer tab for this song is also available
Coming Down With Old VD
(Mark Cohen)
The single life's full of toil and strife
And it's lonely all the time
You hit the bars on Friday night
Looking for a thrill sublime
A one night stand can be something grand
But approach it carefully
It's not much fun to be the one
Coming down with old VD.
Coming down with old VD, me boys,
Coming down with old VD.
Don't get too close or you might get a dose
Coming down with old VD.
Now who'd have thought that you'd get caught.
Sometimes life's just not too fair
You took a chance; you asked her to dance.
Pretty soon you're floating on air.
But in a week you take a peek
Even though you'd rather not see
Now she's to blame, but what was her name
You've come down with old VD.
My friend Pauline is upright and clean
And she never plays around.
And her boyfriend Ted was true, she said
Even when he's out of town.
One day Pauline didn't feel too keen
So she went to Doctor Lee
Now she's kicked Ted out 'cause she found out
She'd come down with old VD.
Now times weren't bad when all we had
Was Syph, or Gonaree
If you got caught, you'd be cured with a shot
At your local clinic for free.
But those times my friend are at an end,
There is Herpes now, you see,
So there ain't no shot for what you've got
And you're stuck with your VD.
For a long time after that I could remember the sensation and would recoil in terror when I did... thankfully those days are long gone.
My specialty is chlamedia. A real bitch. I caught it and gave it to wifey of course...The "dickhole" test is THEE WORSETH!!!! I never had such an exam before i had chlamedia, and shit is not sweet. It makes you regret to not catch a Syphilis instead of that shit.
Chlamedia is everywhere and people don't know it. Meaning that a lot of people are infected without knowing it. Myself i stayed almost a year without knowing something was wrong. It's due the nature of the disease. It may "sleep" for a while and wake up abruptly one day without warning...but you know that day, that's the day you first see pus coming out the infamous "dickhole". Another horrible feeling. Then shit stinks like there's no tomorrow. On the female side, it's even harder to detect. Sometimes the secretions from Chlamedia is kinda equivalent to any other vagina secrretions women usually have. It's just a bit "whiter" and thicker when you're infected.
Usually, you catch that shit when you fuck without condoms. I know i did sometimes, so i wasn't surprise. I had what i deserved. God's punishement...lol. BUt damn, i NEVER fucked around after that. And my real isuue with this STD is that i still don't know HOW i caught it. Meaning who gave it to me...
Treamtents are very efficient. That's the good part. You get rid of it easily. But shit can come back if you don't KILL it correctly. Sometimes i heard people stop their treatment before it's totally out of your system. You don't wanna do that...
I imagine that this information would also interest wifey...
and for all i know, i blame her for bringing it back...that way i get out of trouble.
that shit made me cringe right there
Fuck buddy kinda thing , she had a kid and didnt want a tie down from a Daddy type, and I was cool with it.
The rash was not that bad, itched like a mofo and I was told its common in women with kids.
Its not really an STD persay, but it was low enough on my body that the doctors called it one, so for what its worth thats my story.
Your story my help another, so spill it.