STRUTTERS AND STD's, What's your Story???

IronfeetIronfeet 516 Posts
edited January 2007 in Strut Central
Not sure if this has been posted but As for myself I've been lucky and never caught a bad one... Though I know of a fellow DJ that caught the CLAP and he told me it sucked when they had to insert the SWAB! Has that happened to anyone? So I wonder is it like a burning feeling or like a calm soothing feeling???? Do tell... I also had a buddy of mine in the Navy tell me they had to watch crazy STD video as a scare tactic when they go over sea's but I heard mad dudes didn't care and some did come back with some crazy flesh eating STD???? Crazy... Also what records are out there that talk about STD's (Spoken word records???)

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  • DjArcadianDjArcadian 3,632 Posts
    Do you have an, um, "buddy" that you're asking this for?

  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    Also what records are out there that talk about STD's (Spoken word records???)

    I have an excellent 45 out of Chicago that I can post later.

    "It's freeee, it's freeee...FREE shots to cure VD!"

  • Yeah post that up...

  • Do you have an, um, "buddy" that you're asking this for?

    No just wanting to hear crazy stories from the Strut during my breaks at work... The Strut has the best stories around!

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
    they had to insert the SWAB!

    Just hearing about the swab back in my younger days was enough to scare the holy hell out of me.

  • LuminLumin 807 Posts
    i dont think this will be a 5 pager
    im pretty sure cats dont like to admit they caught a bad one

  • TabaskoTabasko 1,357 Posts
    they had to insert the SWAB!

    Just hearing about the swab back in my younger days was enough to scare the holy hell out of me.

    they dont the swab anymore.
    you should be very very happy about that.

  • they had to insert the SWAB!

    Just hearing about the swab back in my younger days was enough to scare the holy hell out of me.


    Yeah dude....that's the reason why you wheren't getting any ass during high school and most of college (*EYEROLL*)




  • std breaks - a dirtstyle production

  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    Yeah post that up...

    "He doesn't tell her
    cause he dosen't know

    THE DESTRUCTION IT WORKS IS SLOW

    SLOOOOW SYPHILIS AND GONORRHEA
    SLOOOOOOOW SYPHILIS AND GONORRHEA"




    Check back tonight for audio. Shit is priceless.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,952 Posts
    I have had the swab. Not getting all Rambo here, it was *in no way* pleasant but I have felt much worse pain, like having a tooth pulled as the anaesthetic wore off. That tickled.

    Clean, btw.

  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    Not sure if this has been posted but As for myself I've been lucky and never caught a bad one... Though I know of a fellow DJ that caught the CLAP and he told me it sucked when they had to insert the SWAB! Has that happened to anyone? So I wonder is it like a burning feeling or like a calm soothing feeling???? Do tell... I also had a buddy of mine in the Navy tell me they had to watch crazy STD video as a scare tactic when they go over sea's but I heard mad dudes didn't care and some did come back with some crazy flesh eating STD???? Crazy... Also what records are out there that talk about STD's (Spoken word records???)

    When I was a folkie we would sing this sea chante to the Tune of Sailing Down To Old Maui:

    Coming Down With Old VD

    (This score available as ABC, SongWright, PostScript, PMW, or a MIDI file)
    Pennywhistle notation and Dulcimer tab for this song is also available


    Coming Down With Old VD
    (Mark Cohen)

    The single life's full of toil and strife
    And it's lonely all the time
    You hit the bars on Friday night
    Looking for a thrill sublime
    A one night stand can be something grand
    But approach it carefully
    It's not much fun to be the one
    Coming down with old VD.

    Coming down with old VD, me boys,
    Coming down with old VD.
    Don't get too close or you might get a dose
    Coming down with old VD.

    Now who'd have thought that you'd get caught.
    Sometimes life's just not too fair
    You took a chance; you asked her to dance.
    Pretty soon you're floating on air.
    But in a week you take a peek
    Even though you'd rather not see
    Now she's to blame, but what was her name
    You've come down with old VD.

    My friend Pauline is upright and clean
    And she never plays around.
    And her boyfriend Ted was true, she said
    Even when he's out of town.
    One day Pauline didn't feel too keen
    So she went to Doctor Lee
    Now she's kicked Ted out 'cause she found out
    She'd come down with old VD.

    Now times weren't bad when all we had
    Was Syph, or Gonaree
    If you got caught, you'd be cured with a shot
    At your local clinic for free.
    But those times my friend are at an end,
    There is Herpes now, you see,
    So there ain't no shot for what you've got
    And you're stuck with your VD.

  • bull_oxbull_ox 5,056 Posts
    What the hell is the swab you guys are talking about? That sounds damn-near pleasant compared to the WIRE they put in my dickhole. And that was just for a test - which I was told afterward was in no way conclusive (so why did you just stick that damn wire in me?).

    For a long time after that I could remember the sensation and would recoil in terror when I did... thankfully those days are long gone.

  • izm707izm707 1,107 Posts
    hey, i'ma specialist!!!

    My specialty is chlamedia. A real bitch. I caught it and gave it to wifey of course...The "dickhole" test is THEE WORSETH!!!! I never had such an exam before i had chlamedia, and shit is not sweet. It makes you regret to not catch a Syphilis instead of that shit.
    Chlamedia is everywhere and people don't know it. Meaning that a lot of people are infected without knowing it. Myself i stayed almost a year without knowing something was wrong. It's due the nature of the disease. It may "sleep" for a while and wake up abruptly one day without warning...but you know that day, that's the day you first see pus coming out the infamous "dickhole". Another horrible feeling. Then shit stinks like there's no tomorrow. On the female side, it's even harder to detect. Sometimes the secretions from Chlamedia is kinda equivalent to any other vagina secrretions women usually have. It's just a bit "whiter" and thicker when you're infected.
    Usually, you catch that shit when you fuck without condoms. I know i did sometimes, so i wasn't surprise. I had what i deserved. God's punishement...lol. BUt damn, i NEVER fucked around after that. And my real isuue with this STD is that i still don't know HOW i caught it. Meaning who gave it to me...

    Treamtents are very efficient. That's the good part. You get rid of it easily. But shit can come back if you don't KILL it correctly. Sometimes i heard people stop their treatment before it's totally out of your system. You don't wanna do that...

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    My specialty is chlamedia. A real bitch. I caught it and gave it to wifey of course.

    And my real isuue with this STD is that i still don't know HOW i caught it. Meaning who gave it to me...

    I imagine that this information would also interest wifey...

  • izm707izm707 1,107 Posts
    thats exactly why she don't have my login infos...
    and for all i know, i blame her for bringing it back...that way i get out of trouble.


  • and for all i know, i blame her for bringing it back...that way i get out of trouble.

  • What the hell is the swab you guys are talking about? That sounds damn-near pleasant compared to the WIRE they put in my dickhole. And that was just for a test - which I was told afterward was in no way conclusive (so why did you just stick that damn wire in me?).

    For a long time after that I could remember the sensation and would recoil in terror when I did... thankfully those days are long gone.

    that shit made me cringe right there

  • Got a rash on my lower midrift from a chick I know.

    Fuck buddy kinda thing , she had a kid and didnt want a tie down from a Daddy type, and I was cool with it.

    The rash was not that bad, itched like a mofo and I was told its common in women with kids.

    Its not really an STD persay, but it was low enough on my body that the doctors called it one, so for what its worth thats my story.

    Your story my help another, so spill it.

  • waxjunkywaxjunky 1,849 Posts
    I love this real talk. I've never had the clap or the drip, but my buddy caught HPV (not HIV) and I guess that shit is super-common and does not go away ever. I never heard of the damn thing until he told me about it, and I'm not even sure why it came up (ayo) in the first place.


  • this thread is another great look for the community

  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    The recording of the STD awareness 45 I promised yesterday kept getting messed up, but I will give it another try later because you guys need to hear this.


  • and for all i know, i blame her for bringing it back...that way i get out of trouble.





  • deejdeej 5,125 Posts
    I love this real talk. I've never had the clap or the drip, but my buddy caught HPV (not HIV) and I guess that shit is super-common and does not go away ever. I never heard of the damn thing until he told me about it, and I'm not even sure why it came up (ayo) in the first place.

    i believe something like 1 out of 2 sexually active 30-yr old women have some form of HPV. Unless a girl tells a dude he has it, guys generally don't even know. Sometimes the body gets rid of it on its own. a former gf has this. condoms only sort-of protect from it. apparently some kinds cause warts, and some (the kind my gf had) greatly increases yr risk of cervical cancer, which means the ladies have to get regular checkups. They've got a vaccine for the most common cervical-cancer-causing strains that was recently approved by the FDA and the xtian right doesn't want the gov't innoculating kids in schools. SILLY

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    Post photos of youre soft.

  • deejdeej 5,125 Posts
    Post photos of youre soft.
    lol @ typo
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