Nobody Likes A Winner(NRR Sore Loser Related)

RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
edited November 2006 in Strut Central
Didin't take long for the jokes to start flying.....anonymous email I received at work this morning.....parts of it are pretty humorous. Democratic National Convention, Agenda 2008[/b]7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and AlSharpton.8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.8:15 P.M. Gay Wedding, Barney Frank Presiding.8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.8:35 P.M. Free Sadam Rally. Cindy Sheehan , Susan Sarandon.9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender. FrenchPresident Jacques Chirac9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from GuantanamoBay by Sean Penn9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short tale by William JeffersonClinton9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented byMichael Moore9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World TradeCenter Towers by Howard Dean10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals by John Kerry11:30 P.M. Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

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  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,902 Posts
    All jokes aside. I'm looking forward to seeing what the DEMs come up with leading up to the 08 election.

    I could see a major terror attack and the REPs saying something along the lines of "See what happens when DEMs mess with how we were running things".


    But anyways. Those joke are all kinda dated. There needs to be some fresh new ones.


    Look for major battles within both parties which are entertaining... Making the battle between Dems & REPs boring...

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
    The Right Was Right

    The right wing was correct about the Democrats; here is the Dems' 25-point agenda:


    1. Mandatory homosexuality


    2. Drug-filled condoms in schools


    3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act


    4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses


    5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State


    6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein


    7. English language banned from all Federal buildings


    8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups


    9. All taxes to be tripled


    10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated


    11. On-demand welfare


    12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish


    13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems


    14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning


    15. Stem cells allowed to be harvested from any child under the age of 8


    16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor


    17. Quarterly mandatory abortion lottery


    18. God to be mocked roundly


    19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN


    20. Jane Fonda to be appointed Secretary of Appeasement


    21. Outlaw all firearms: previous owners assigned to anger management therapy


    22. Texas returned to Mexico


    23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day


    24. Carter added to Mount Rushmore


    25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French and the home of the brave"

  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    Some good ideas in here, actually.




    6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein


    8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups


    9. All taxes to be tripled


    10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated


    11. On-demand welfare


    12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish


    13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems


    16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor


    18. God to be mocked roundly


    21. Outlaw all firearms: previous owners assigned to anger management therapy


    22. Texas returned to Mexico


    23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day


    24. Carter added to Mount Rushmore

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