To Harvey Canal

RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
edited September 2006 in Strut Central
As far as I'm concerned we are square on our bet.....The way the Saints are playing you deserve the opportunity to come here and revel in their victory.Who Dat!

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  • Harvey, we need you man.

    Things have gone awry and plans astray.

    Gap-tooth grad students are etching rap histories leapfrogging
    the Blowed.

    Neocon plants have taken root. Root himself has been touched.

    Spaces in-between lines are going unread.

    The Bounce diaspora is already being diluted beyond recognition.

    Candy rappers are going unswept down the middle of Esplanade.

    I can't think of a time when the Strut has needed Harvey more,
    there's a crisis at the core while Butterfinger bitches eat popcorn.
    This is some Ronald McDonald vs. Darth Vader shit right now.
    Everybody has been hoodwinked to the point of purchasing tickets
    to their own funeral.

  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Thank you for unfastening the shackle. And don't you know that I already have a post prepared...


    It was really nice to see the Superdome come alive last night. Wow, did the Saints play over their heads for the occasion or what?

    I feel like I grew up in that building. My dad was a port engineer for Lykes and a machine shop that he would often contract for jobs always seemed to set him up with any tickets he ever could have wanted.

    Here are some of the things that I was able to enjoy from the years of 1976 to 1984 at the Dome:

    Tommy Myers return a Fran Tarkenton pass 97 yards for a touchdown in a Saints win over the Vikings.

    Bear Bryant win back-to-back national championships with wins over Woody Hayes-led Ohio State and Joe Paterno-led Penn State.

    John Elway dumping passes off to Darrin Nelson in a Stanford game against Tulane.

    Tulane beat LSU not just once, but twice in football. At one of these games, fans from both teams stormed the field before kick-off in order to create human tunnels for the players to run through from their locker rooms. Both goalposts were torn down in the process.

    Medowlark Lemon and Curly Neil leading the Harlem Globetrotters over the Washington Generals.

    Ron ???Louisiana Lightning??? Guidry pitching for the New York Yankees in am exhibition game.

    Herschel Walker and the Georgia Bulldogs win a national championship with a win over Notre Dame.

    Bob ???Hurricane??? Hannah leading his Yamaha team to a Supercross victory.

    LSU winning regional semi-final and regional final games against Arkansas and Wichita State to move on to the Final 4 match-up with Isiah Thomas???s Indiana squad.

    John Ehret High School???s mighty Tyrone Mitchell-to-Tyrone Vaughns connection, bolstered by future pro LSU-star and Green Bay Packer Norman Jefferson, take a playoff game.

    A college basketball semi-final game pitting Michael Jordan, James Worthy and Sam Perkins of North Carolina against Akeem Olajuwan and Clyde Drexler of the University of Houston.

    Earl Campbell taking handoffs from Ken Stabler on a Saints team coached by Bum Phillips.

    Dan Marino pulling a last minute comeback with a touchdown pass to John Brown against Georgia.

    Joe Paterno win his first national championship on a last minute touchdown pas from Todd Blackledge to Gregg Garrity.

    Marching on the field as part of the Holy Cross band when I was in 7th grade as our high school football team met West Jeff in a playoff match-up that ended 35-32 in West Jeff???s favor.

    Bo Jackson???s Auburn barely squeaking by Michigan 9-7.

    The absolutely incredible Southern University and St. Augustine High School bands perform countless times.

    Extra Superdome-sized ???who dat???s??? go out to Reggie Regginelli, Roch Hontas, Alton Alexis, Nickie Hall, Robert Griffin, Ed Murray , Archie Manning, Wes Chandler, Kenny Bordelon, Guido Merkins, Johnny Poe, George Rogers, Morten Anderson, my old Saints running-buddy Bret, and of course my dad for making it all happen.

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Yeah dude....I had you bound into slavery and pulled an Abe Lincoln on your ass.


    Jeez....you made a bet and lost....simple as that.....last time I'm gonna be a nice guy!!

  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Not sure why you are taking "thank you" as anything but that.


  • Yeah that's weird, Rockadelic, I read Harvey's post as if it were a bit
    of friendly banter. There's humor in it - the actual discrepancy between
    an internet messageboard time-out and a shackle is very great, and that's
    what makes his comment humorous.

    But let me take the time to thank you, Rockadelic, for pulling Abe Lincoln
    out of Harvey's ass - because right now things are really coming to a head,
    all hands need to be on board.

    Harvey, it's going to be a tough season. Start putting raw eggs in
    your milkshake and mixing protein powder in your hamburger meat, because
    we're going to run you hard.

    There are now folks in our midst with finger muscles like cheerleaders'
    calves, using weighted keyboards, ready to bury the Real whole in a quick
    flurry of prosaic Liberbabble.

    We need somebody to say "FUCK NEW YORK".

    We also need somebody who's willing to pack up and move to New York,
    accomodations paid, and open up the first True Colors Vision glasses
    and shoe shop in Midtown Man-hatten.

    In your absence, there are fools here who clearly don't know which
    side of their toast is buttered, or where that butter comes from.

    There are people that watch TV.

    There are at least 3 registered members who've publicly dissed
    Rosie Grier.

    There are spies, counter-spies, and a slew of bought-off moderators
    who have about as much jurisdiction as sleepy toll-booth operators.

    In your absence, people actually started quoting the "News".

    Now is not the time for petty squabbles - glass rings ask to be
    smashed, brass asses grow cold during sleep and firewalls are meant
    to be walked through.

    Good Luck.

  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    IM FUCKING PUMPED!

  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts

    Yeah that's weird, Rockadelic, I read Harvey's post as if it were a bit
    of friendly banter. There's humor in it - the actual discrepancy between
    an internet messageboard time-out and a shackle is very great, and that's
    what makes his comment humorous.

    But let me take the time to thank you, Rockadelic, for pulling Abe Lincoln
    out of Harvey's ass - because right now things are really coming to a head,
    all hands need to be on board.

    Harvey, it's going to be a tough season. Start putting raw eggs in
    your milkshake and mixing protein powder in your hamburger meat, because
    we're going to run you hard.

    There are now folks in our midst with finger muscles like cheerleaders'
    calves, using weighted keyboards, ready to bury the Real whole in a quick
    flurry of prosaic Liberbabble.

    We need somebody to say "FUCK NEW YORK".

    We also need somebody who's willing to pack up and move to New York,
    accomodations paid, and open up the first True Colors Vision glasses
    and shoe shop in Midtown Man-hatten.

    In your absence, there are fools here who clearly don't know which
    side of their toast is buttered, or where that butter comes from.

    There are people that watch TV.

    There are at least 3 registered members who've publicly dissed
    Rosie Grier.

    There are spies, counter-spies, and a slew of bought-off moderators
    who have about as much jurisdiction as sleepy toll-booth operators.

    In your absence, people actually started quoting the "News".

    Now is not the time for petty squabbles - glass rings ask to be
    smashed, brass asses grow cold during sleep and firewalls are meant
    to be walked through.

    Good Luck.

    Don't tell me that Soulstrut actually sent Justin Timberlake an artist of the century plaque.

    I swear, U2 might as well play here between posts.

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    I was just kidding with 'Ol Harv.......just didn't want to come off like the Slave Massa. I obviously missed the dude or else I wouldn't have changed up the bet.

    I'm gonna look Harvey in the eye at ARC...shake his hand.....and tell him he entertains the fuck out of me.
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