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How Do You Get Your Significant Other To Chill (RR

The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
edited September 2006 in Strut Central
How do you get your significant other to chill after you have bought a kabillion records? I need a solution fast....

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  • Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,039 Posts
    Some good old fashioned !
  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    Some good old fashioned !

    bottle of wine

    downtown
  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    Her anger has killed her horny.
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,331 Posts
    buy her some flowers and tell her that these records would be meaningless without her.
  • coffinjoecoffinjoe 1,743 Posts


    you see no records
    there are no records
    presto chango
    gone !
  • alieNDNalieNDN 2,181 Posts


    you see no records
    there are no records
    presto chango
    gone !


    dude what phucking country are u from? the only time i've ever seen these comics was when i was in india around 1994...where the hell is this comic popular? mandrake the magician is godamned god!
  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
    Some good old fashioned !

    bottle of wine

    moder soul
  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    Some good old fashioned !

    bottle of wine

    moder soul

    followed by safety



    she'll beg you to bring home doubles
  • coffinjoecoffinjoe 1,743 Posts


    you see no records
    there are no records
    presto chango
    gone !


    dude what phucking country are u from? the only time i've ever seen these comics was when i was in india around 1994...where the hell is this comic popular? mandrake the magician is godamned god!

    i swear i remember mandrake comics from my youth
    but
    most likely it was golden era MAD magazine parodies of mandrake

    i think they did run in some us papers thru the 60's

    yeah
  • shitzrshitzr 648 Posts
    in my case, i'd be like "yo, all these records are for flipping. you want your ring or what?!?!"
  • catalistcatalist 1,373 Posts



    Mandrake say: "Tell girlpartner her vagine is like a wizard's sleeve. Helps Mandrake to perform sex crime."

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    How do you get your significant other to chill after you have bought a kabillion records? I need a solution fast....

    Tell him to chill.
  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    hahahahahaha
  • GnatGnat 1,183 Posts
    honestly, leave em in the car until she goes out.
  • puppup 133 Posts
    When I score a good paying gig, I buy her something that sparkles.





    True story. Try it. Really.
  • bloodcellbloodcell 208 Posts
    yep, you were given the 2 best solutions. buy her something, hide them till she aint around..i had to go with the sneaking records in the house shit back wheni was a tenn and i am 36 now!

    also...sell a bunch of shit on the bay that you bought for that purpose, show her that your spending some of that loot on her...its all fucked up, i know
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