When M*rs and I were in Disneyland for my birthday last year we got caught in the middle of one of those "we love Jesus, yes we do, we love Jesus, how about you?!" battles while in line for Space Mountain.
M*rs screamed out "SHUT YER MOUTH FER JEEEEEEEZUS!!!!"
"Dear father, I know we're supposed to accept everyone. But how in H.E. double hockey sticks did we get an overweight, mullet sporting, walking billboard for pedophilia with a Se??or Wences complex and the fashion sense of a 1984 valley girl on our team? It's just a bad look.
Tomorrow morning, I'm talking to St. Joseph in Human Resources and believe me, heads are going to fucking roll on this one.
My sister is born again and I can't believe some of the stupid shit that comes out of her mouth. Yesterday we're talking on the phone and she tells me about this minister who keeps coming over to my uncle's house to see how he's doing. (Side note. My sister is currently vising my uncle who is the sole caretaker of my 93 year grandmother and very socially isolated.) So my sister says to me, "I think it's a sign from the Lord". So I tell her that, for the past year, this "friendly" minister has been trying to buy my Grandmother/Uncle's incredible valuable 4 acre plot in the middle of Tucson so he can expand his empire. Nothing but crickets after that.
I truly worry about my nephew whose head is being filled with lots of nonsense. He is in for a very rude awakening in his teenage years.
That said, her church would never put up with Lil Markie's musical shenanigans. Musically, her peeps are on the 80 deep gospel choir steez and the shit is rocking at every service.
That Jesus camp clip is scary, but having seen many a crazy fundamentalist christian in my time, it aint nothing i hadnt seen before... those poor fucking kids.
It is reassuring that even here, in the epicenter of this thoughtcus, they are not the majority & plenty of free thinkers are willing to on them (but there are even more far out cultist who think these folks are too soft )
gospel singer doug oldham use to live on my street, ever run into his lps @ the thrift ?
that shit is crazy(little markey and the jesus camp).
i am actually sitting in a church right now getting ready to upgrade their pro tools set up. i should show this thread to the minister of music and see what he thinks of little markey!
no, they obviously do it for the respect & admiration...
That Lil' Markie schtick has been swindling the gullible and disturbing the doubtful for years now. It took a moment or two to recognize that voice from a sample on Bongwater's 'Double Bummer' LP. "Ohhh, doctor, my chest hurts so bad...!" "Billy, are you ready to see Jesus?"
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Are they training Christian suicide bombers or something?
That shit was scary!!
Like someone said in the comments: "God is great, but religion sucks"
he gets psycho around 1:00.
How any grown man can get up on stage and do that with a straight face is beyond me.
You're not a communist are ya?! I don't want no fuckin commies in my car... Christians either!
Trip out.
When M*rs and I were in Disneyland for my birthday last year we got caught in the middle of one of those "we love Jesus, yes we do, we love Jesus, how about you?!" battles while in line for Space Mountain.
M*rs screamed out "SHUT YER MOUTH FER JEEEEEEEZUS!!!!"
Fresssssssh.
Herm
"Dear father, I know we're supposed to accept everyone. But how in H.E. double hockey sticks did we get an overweight, mullet sporting, walking billboard for pedophilia with a Se??or Wences complex and the fashion sense of a 1984 valley girl on our team? It's just a bad look.
Tomorrow morning, I'm talking to St. Joseph in Human Resources and believe me, heads are going to fucking roll on this one.
Oops sorry for the f-bomb dad. Take it sleazy."
I truly worry about my nephew whose head is being filled with lots of nonsense. He is in for a very rude awakening in his teenage years.
That said, her church would never put up with Lil Markie's musical shenanigans. Musically, her peeps are on the 80 deep gospel choir steez and the shit is rocking at every service.
We should all go see it.. these kids are going to be ruling this country in a few years.
Hi..
I'm from england, plaese to explain?
that is the strangest thing i've seen in a very long time......
lil marky sure is weird
now, lil marky?
SERIOUSLY! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON THERE?
thank you.
local big whig preacherman wrote the liner notes
for the lil markie lps ( check the mp3's for the aborted baby & drunkard dad here )
i'm sure i'll run into markie here one day......
It is reassuring that even here, in the epicenter of this thoughtcus,
they are not the majority
& plenty of free thinkers are willing to
(but there are even more far out cultist who think these folks are too soft
gospel singer doug oldham use to live on my street,
ever run into his lps @ the thrift ?
Lil' marky isn't here now, mrs. torrence.
i am actually sitting in a church right now getting ready to upgrade their pro tools set up. i should show this thread to the minister of music and see what he thinks of little markey!
False profits (prophets) if you ask me.
do people sing in squeaky child-like voices for the money???
no, they obviously do it for the respect & admiration...
That Lil' Markie schtick has been swindling the gullible and disturbing the doubtful for years now.
It took a moment or two to recognize that voice from a sample on Bongwater's 'Double Bummer' LP.
"Ohhh, doctor, my chest hurts so bad...!"
"Billy, are you ready to see Jesus?"
reynaldo is wrong though, the smarter kids do see through it, but they pretty much go insane & get into heavy drugs & stuff.
I grew up in a religious small town & a saw it happen to more than a few friends.
they take acid & get a vision of the second coming & run down the middle of street stopping cars to warn people about gods wrath.
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