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Definition of "Hard As F*ck"

dayday 9,611 Posts
edited September 2006 in Strut Central
Police: Nurse, 51, kills intruder with bare hands[/b]PORTLAND, Oregon (AP) -- A nurse returning from work discovered an intruder armed with a hammer in her home and strangled him with her bare hands, police said.Susan Kuhnhausen, 51, ran to a neighbor's house after the confrontation Wednesday night. Police found the body of Edward Dalton Haffey 59, a convicted felon with a long police record.Police said there was no obvious sign of forced entry at the house when Kuhnhausen, an emergency room nurse at Providence Portland Medical Center, got home from work shortly after 6 p.m.Under Oregon law people can use reasonable deadly force when defending themselves against an intruder or burglar in their homes. Kuhnhausen was treated and released for minor injuries at Providence.Haffey, about 5-foot-9 and 180 pounds, had convictions including conspiracy to commit aggravated murder, robbery, drug charges and possession of burglary tools. Neighbors said Kuhnhausen's size -- 5-foot-7 and 260 pounds -- may have given her an advantage."Everyone that I've talked to says 'Hurray for Susan,' said neighbor Annie Warnock, who called 911."You didn't need to calm her. She's an emergency room nurse. She's used to dealing with crisis."Copyright 2006 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed. whoa.

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  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
    Goddamn, I guess Susan Kuhnhausen had to choke a bitch. That really is hard as fuck.
  • troublemantroubleman 1,928 Posts
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    Under Oregon law people can use reasonable deadly force when defending themselves against an intruder or burglar in their homes.

    EVERYBODY SHOULD BE ABLE TO. Fuck that bullshit of "why did you have to shoot him...he only had a 12 inch long blade." Somebody breaks into your house, the law ends...period. IMO
  • UnDos3UnDos3 81 Posts
    Berkeley had a crazy incident happen at one of their student co-op this past week. This may not be nearly "hard as f*ck" as the nurse killah, but is definitely an excellent example of a prank gone really BAD. I hear it was about 1.5lbs of pot mixed into 300 cookies...do the math.

    here you go
  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Berkeley had a crazy incident happen at one of their student co-op this past week. This may not be nearly "hard as f*ck" as the nurse killah, but is definitely an excellent example of a prank gone really BAD. I hear it was about 1.5lbs of pot mixed into 300 cookies...do the math.

    here you go

    High as fuck.
  • HAZBEENHAZBEEN 564 Posts
    Kuhnhausen's size -- 5-foot-7 and 260 pounds -- may have given her an advantage.

    Large As F*ck
  • joaobossajoaobossa 128 Posts
    Fuck that bullshit of "why did you have to shoot him...he only had a 12 inch long blade." Somebody breaks into your house, the law ends...period. IMO

    i'm with you, homie. someone breaks into your spot--it's on and poppin'!
  • rubbishvisualrubbishvisual 187 Posts


    PORTLAND, Oregon (AP) -- A nurse returning from work discovered an intruder armed with a hammer in her home and strangled him with her bare hands, police said.

    PORTLAND REPRESENT!!!

  • hammertimehammertime 2,389 Posts
    once a brother done broke into my house and I robbed strangled[/b] him
  • TheeeCasualMaleTheeeCasualMale 2,564 Posts
    reasonable deadly force[/b]

  • CortezTheKillerCortezTheKiller 169 Posts
    1.5lbs of pot mixed into 300 cookies...do the math.

    You know what I always say. "The higher you get, the higher you get."
  • street_muzikstreet_muzik 3,919 Posts
    Berkeley had a crazy incident happen at one of their student co-op this past week. This may not be nearly "hard as f*ck" as the nurse killah, but is definitely an excellent example of a prank gone really BAD. I hear it was about 1.5lbs of pot mixed into 300 cookies...do the math.

    here you go

    No way, I squatted in their basement for about a week back i 91. I found the place because they were having a party where they were handing out garbage bags full of laughing gas. It was great sneaking into their kitchen and raiding the cereal at 3am.
  • GnatGnat 1,183 Posts
    Damn, I am not afraid to admit it, Mrs. Kung-Fu Grip kinda turns me on.
  • mr.brettmr.brett 678 Posts
    Damn, I am not afraid to admit it, Mrs. Kung-Fu Grip kinda turns me on.

    Kuhnhausen's size -- 5-foot-7 and 260 pounds

    ... def not
  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,914 Posts


    PORTLAND, Oregon (AP) -- A nurse returning from work discovered an intruder armed with a hammer in her home and strangled him with her bare hands, police said.

    PORTLAND REPRESENT!!!



    Shit went down four blocks from my house. I walked by and saw about six or seven cruisers, two news vans, and about half the neighborhood hanging around.
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