JUST EXACTLY WHO DO YOU DRUNK DIAL?
mylatency
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THE GIRL I'M TRYING NOT TO SEEURGH
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bring it...
Marco's got the whole soulstrut on rolidex
Don't think I didn't save that last one!
My late night drunken calls can make most folks uncomfortable.
smart. the biggest risk in drunk dialing is that the girl is gonna pick up and say "wtf are u calling me for", or perhaps even worse, she doesnt pick up at all. my suggestion is to text her something innocuous, like "guess who i just ran into", even if it is a lie. if she texts you back, than you have a shot, since i'm assuming all this goes down late at night when the girl is possibly drunk as well.
Isn't that the worst. In the daytime it's, NO way I will not call her ever again until, that is, she reaches out to me. Fast forward to past midnight, belly fully of whiskey: "HEEEEYYYYYYY, how's it going?" Shit is embarrassing.
Drunk texting is just as bad. I always try to write something that's only very vaguely flirtatious but ends up coming out too random/borderline weird, like some inside joke from a few months back.
I did that once and felt like a total ass the next day when reviewing my outgoing text messages. NAGL! Now when I go out for some serious drinking I leave the cell at home.
If you happen to bring it with you, just keep it in the whip.
knowledge, Keith! I like the whole "guess who i just ran into" thing. I usually go for a little "hope you had a good night" right around bar closing time. if she doesn't text back, whatever. if she texts back "great, thanks. we went to..." no harm no foul. butif she texts back all like "yeah, what are you up to?" then it's on!
funny thing happened last summer when I was living in Montreal. my shitty phone died at like 1:30 AM. I stayed out until about 4 AM. I get home and plug my phone in to recharge and go to sleep. next morning I have a slew of messages all like "why did you text me at 2:30 AM?" from all sorts of folks in my address book. apparently my phone went apeshit and re-sent all my last outgoing messages.
for some folks it was clear that an error had occured like they received texts referring to some work-related thing from the previous week. but for some it was like "I am outside your house" or "what are you up to." this was like at 2:30, 3 AM! I tried to explain it to some of the girls in my address book. they were unimpressed
my game was seriously salted that day. thank you cingular.
Subject: drunk erika
Date: Sun, 22 Dec 2002 21:34:00 -0500
mike,
wahht the fuct? fcku fuvk you you you oyoiu ypoy you you youo
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I love the paryyyyTY
The naked women were great!!
Tjey wamt mw to talk about asprin. FUCT THAT!
what really trips me out is when he calls at like 2am my time. I'm thinking dawg its 5 in your neck of the woods.
GOOD LAWD
Here's a drunk text I received a couple nights ago from this girl I met at a bar
What's the speed limit for having sex? 68 cuz at 69 u have to turn around
don't sleep on class young Ferrari. this chicks seems like a keeper.
F'real... this one's got spunk