After going to that site and reading the comments, I must admit that i have never in my life had a more overwhelming urge to run out into the streets and randomly commit acts of mayhem
"OK that's it, everyone turn out the lights, it's over. We have officially reached the Event Horizon of Cuteness. All other cuteness is inexorably drawn into its singularity, never to escape again.
--TwoDragons"
To reference one of my favorite Onion pieces, this site is faggoted up like a 12-year-old girl's notebook. I finally figured out what the secretary at my work does all day.
Am I the only one who is completely immune to cute animals? I don't want to come across like Grafwritah's ghost, but when I see a cute animal in real life or in pictures, I get an sudden urge to kick them like a football.
I'm not an animal basher and of course I would never actually do it. I like animals. I grew up with a wide variety pet dogs, cats, hamsters, rabbits, birds and fish. I just can't get into that "ooooooooh, look at that cute little insert cuddly dudley" feeling. I can't help it, but I guess on a subconscious level, I'm thinking:
"Oh yeah, everyone thinks you're so fucking lovable. You're nothing but a fluffy little kickbag. BAM! Gooooooooooooal. Outta here."
Am I abnormal because I don't want to pet and play with every droopy mutt I meet? I think because I grew up around so many different pets all I see is the hassle of keeping them for real.
Ha! I just saw Werner Herzog's "Grizzly Man" two days ago. Have you seen that, Ms. Damn? Talk about a bear de-Disneyfication.
Am I the only one who is completely immune to cute animals? I don't want to come across like Grafwritah's ghost, but when I see a cute animal in real life or in pictures, I get an sudden urge to kick them like a football.
Am I the only one who is completely immune to cute animals? I don't want to come across like Grafwritah's ghost, but when I see a cute animal in real life or in pictures, I get an sudden urge to kick them like a football.
I think I know someone who needs a hug...
AAAARRRGH???you just had to go there! Put???down???stinkybreath???pooch???must???kick???now.
Am I the only one who is completely immune to cute animals? I don't want to come across like Grafwritah's ghost, but when I see a cute animal in real life or in pictures, I get an sudden urge to kick them like a football.
There is a word in Indonesian for this. You know the feeling that when something is so cute you just wanna squeeze it to death. Just like "Of Mice and Men".
I regularly feel it when I play with my little Pug.
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I watched this one like 100 times in a day once CUTEST EVER
god all i feel like doing today is posting jpegs
Owen and Mzee!
this is my girl's desktop...she is addicted to cuteoverload, every morning I am awoken by a little squeaky "oh my god!" coming from the other room
--TwoDragons"
To reference one of my favorite Onion pieces, this site is faggoted up like a 12-year-old girl's notebook. I finally figured out what the secretary at my work does all day.
Cute shit though.
here's a photo i took a few weeks ago -
J????????????..
I'm not an animal basher and of course I would never actually do it. I like animals. I grew up with a wide variety pet dogs, cats, hamsters, rabbits, birds and fish. I just can't get into that "ooooooooh, look at that cute little insert cuddly dudley" feeling. I can't help it, but I guess on a subconscious level, I'm thinking:
"Oh yeah, everyone thinks you're so fucking lovable. You're nothing but a fluffy little kickbag. BAM! Gooooooooooooal. Outta here."
Am I abnormal because I don't want to pet and play with every droopy mutt I meet? I think because I grew up around so many different pets all I see is the hassle of keeping them for real.
Ha! I just saw Werner Herzog's "Grizzly Man" two days ago. Have you seen that, Ms. Damn? Talk about a bear de-Disneyfication.
I think I know someone who needs a hug...
AAAARRRGH???you just had to go there!
Put???down???stinkybreath???pooch???must???kick???now.
I have secretly wondered how far I could throw one of these little chiwawas.
There is a word in Indonesian for this. You know the feeling that when something is so cute you just wanna squeeze it to death. Just like "Of Mice and Men".
I regularly feel it when I play with my little Pug.
it looks like a Star Wars character or some shit