Jessica Alba VS Jessica Simpson
yuichi
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Inspired by the "Top 5's vs VS" thread. I'm going Alba.
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Jessica Alba ---|-----|-------|-----|----|-----|------|------> Jessica Simpson
-------- FWINE - DOPE - PRETTY - CUTE - OKAY - LACKING - ALIEN CREATURE -------
so you're saying Jessica Simpson?
Jessica Biel.
Fuckkkkkk Yes
and speaking of Simpsons...call me crazy, but I prefer this one (PRE-nosejob that is):
fuck a blonde.
Yeah, I thought she was pretty cute until she
started trying to surgically make herself a clone
of her sister... (and abusing McDonalds employees)
How the hell do you sit like that? Some type of emo-yoga-position?
lool
CLONS
thnx for providing me with my new screensaver!!
A L B A. [cue long, deep, caveman grunt of approval x 5]
I am amazed Lachey could take the 5 mins he was married to Simpson.
Dumb & Dumber >intelligent> Simpson.
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thats scary man. but you know, who can blame her? Its crazy what being in the public eye like that will do for your self image.
Obviously this frustrates me.
Naw son, you just don't know. I could give you a two-page list of the celebrities i've tapped.
done had BOTH.