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Jessica Alba VS Jessica Simpson

yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
edited August 2006 in Strut Central
Inspired by the "Top 5's vs VS" thread. I'm going Alba.
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  • djannadjanna 1,543 Posts
    are you kidding? there is no contest here!
  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    more like:


    Jessica Alba ---|-----|-------|-----|----|-----|------|------> Jessica Simpson
    -------- FWINE - DOPE - PRETTY - CUTE - OKAY - LACKING - ALIEN CREATURE -------
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    are you kidding? there is no contest here!

    so you're saying Jessica Simpson?
  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    jessie gets street cred points for having that cut up arm
  • IronfeetIronfeet 516 Posts
    DAWG! Jessica Alba with out a doubt, Even ask ROY PORTER he wrote that song about her... Thought yall knew...
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    Hey even though I said Alba, you guys just don't know. NICK LACHEY AND JESSICA SIMPSON ARE HOT RIGHT NOW.
  • IronfeetIronfeet 516 Posts
    Maybe Marge Simpson, shoot I'd take Vessie Simpson dawg! Alba needs more meat.... Can I hear that Roy Porter tune again!
  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts


    Jessica Biel.
  • troublemantroubleman 1,928 Posts


    Jessica Biel.

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  • funkyexamplefunkyexample 915 Posts


    Jessica Biel.

    Fuckkkkkk Yes

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    ALL THREE
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    first of all, this is stupid. Alba >>>>>> J. Simpson.

    and speaking of Simpsons...call me crazy, but I prefer this one (PRE-nosejob that is):





    fuck a blonde.
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts






    fuck a blonde.

    Yeah, I thought she was pretty cute until she
    started trying to surgically make herself a clone
    of her sister... (and abusing McDonalds employees)
  • snicka_gsnicka_g Hong Kong 276 Posts



    How the hell do you sit like that? Some type of emo-yoga-position?
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    yeah I just saw mommy on the magazine rack at safeway and she looks EXACTLY like her sister jessica therse days. lost the big cute nose.

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts



    How the hell do you sit like that? Some type of emo-yoga-position?

    lool
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts


    CLONS
  • don_gigantedon_gigante 259 Posts
    Inspired by the "Top 5's vs VS" thread.





    I'm going Alba.


    thnx for providing me with my new screensaver!!
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,952 Posts
    This is like Tommy Hearns v. Richard Simmons... even less of a contest than that.

    A L B A. [cue long, deep, caveman grunt of approval x 5]

    I am amazed Lachey could take the 5 mins he was married to Simpson.
    Dumb & Dumber >intelligent> Simpson.
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts



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  • BsidesBsides 4,244 Posts


    CLONS

    thats scary man. but you know, who can blame her? Its crazy what being in the public eye like that will do for your self image.
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    Alba Wins No Doubt, but sometimes Simpson dolls up very well.



  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
    J. Alba all day, son.
  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    I'll take Jessica from Logan's Run



  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    Jessica 7
  • GnatGnat 1,183 Posts
    Why bother even beginning to entertain whether which one is "finer" as NEITHER ARE AN OPTION FOR ANYONE ON THIS BOARD!!

    Obviously this frustrates me.
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    NEITHER ARE AN OPTION FOR ANYONE ON THIS BOARD!!

    Naw son, you just don't know. I could give you a two-page list of the celebrities i've tapped.

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    Why bother even beginning to entertain whether which one is "finer" as NEITHER ARE AN OPTION FOR ANYONE ON THIS BOARD!!

    done had BOTH.
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