Strutters need a Guide To Cool
BigSpliff
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1. When visiting a misstress of the night, be sure to remove your socks as well as the rest of your clothing.2. Nobody above the legal drinking age orders Long Island Ice Tea.add on.
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i think that this may be debatable though. i see where you're coming from, but every once in a while you just want to get fucked up real quick. an LI is alright on occasion...anyone else feel me. jameson's is my shit lately though.
back to the program.
3. fresh dome.piece touch up weekly. regardless of a retracting hairline.
Real Powers know the deal
this shitty college bar that my friends and i rarely go to has 2 dollar long island iced teas that taste like utter shit but are strong as hell
getting plastered drunk for under 20 bucks cannot be underestimated
Long Island iced teas are the perfect crowded, open bar drinks. Only fight the crowds once or twice.
Well all I know is in NYC it's the quickest way to get carded.
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I'll bet any double poured in Brooklyn is stronger than 90% of the world's LIIT's. Most bars mix all the shit up beforehand and you know it's the lime and sour that gives it kick.
Also, many nightclubs in NYC put Georgi in all their Absoluts. Illegal, but that's why the MTA buses have Georgi "Thanks for making us #1" ads on them.
If you're tryin' to get fucked up, take shots. Stop ordering foo-foo fuckoff drinks.
TROOF
1 part vodka
1 part tequila
1 part rum
1 part gin
1 part triple sec
1 1/2 parts sweet and sour mix
1 splash Coca-Cola??
LIT is nothin' to fuk wit, if you love sour po drinks.
I like em
Bouncers care.
I bartend, and people who order this tend to want to get fucked up as quickly as possible. No problem there, persay, just don't want the liability around my neck. I also see LIT drinkers as notoriously cheap.
I used to get Long Island's back in 1998, but I got the ones that were 1.5 litres and served in a motherfucking sandbox pail.
Just had a can of Guinness, but now you've gone and whetted my appetite for one!
I know women who won't go on a second date with a dude if he orders some foo-foo drink like a Midori sour or something.
LOL !!
1. if you order a LI and are a. male or b. over 21 you will be tagged by bartenders and bouncers as a potential troublemaker and a definate dickhead.
2. if you ask for a 'whiskey' or 'vodka' or 'gin' or even 'beer' you will get the cheapest shit we can possibly find.
3. if you mix good whiskey with cola or drink it on the rocks you are an amateur
4. Jager bombs are not cool
5. drinking a shot by holding it between your thumb abd pinkie or only on your mouth immediatly identifies you as a poser.
6. the more debris in a drink (straws, fruit, stirrers, umfuckingbrellas) the bigger the idiot drinking it.
7. if the beer comes in a bottle, drink it from the bottle.
8. if you spill a drink, smash a glass etc, say sorry (amazing how many dont)
9. if you are a man and you drink breezers or smirnoff ice or any other premix candydrink: time to take a long hard look in the mirror homey.
10. TIP YOUR BARTENDER
Co-sign and
I understand that it's definitely not Jager's intended use, but what's the issue with Jager bombs? Have they become the drink equivalant of a trucker hat, or what?
pretty much. and its more to do with the fact that the B7T wankers that are all about them right now seem to think that they are being really fucking original ordering them
Amen!
much respect to the bartenders.
Exactly.
And fuck snooty fucking bartenders. Like your opinion even matters. You are paid to serve the customer. What drink the customer orders if none of your concern.
I have never ordered a LIT, but I recently had to cut out diary, wheat and high sugar foods from my diet, and drinking shorts, all night, meens a lot of trips to the bar. So I would check the 'non manly' drinks occasionally. And the fucking shit you have to put up with, from barstaff, who think that their possition somehow elevates them above the level of the customer. wankers.