SOULSTRUT...PLEASE HELP!!! (job related)
once upon a time there was a guy named B****. he was a semi-normal guy. he was constantly between jobs, busy hustling records and trying to satisfy his lady friend. his quest to find a quality job was always eluding him, until one day he stumbled upon a friendly cafe in the village while eating lunch with an ex-lady friend. upon completing his meal he inquired about a job with one of the hipster types who worked there and found they were looking for help. within a few minutes he had found a job that looked like the right fit for him and so he embarked on his new quest. he began working there and started the process of learning the menu, work load, fellow employees names etc. all seemed rosy until one late april afternoon when he received a phone call from a cafe he had applied to months earlier. they were requesting his services to bartend immediately. he had always wanted the opportunity to bartend and here was his chance. they liked him and offered him the job. all of a sudden he felt confused..." what the fuck do i do?" he thought. he was torn between the current place he worked waiting tables with its cute counter girls, excellent food and beer benefits, relaxed/casual workplace attitude and attire, chill staff, decent money etc. and his new-found chance to be a bartender at one of the few redsox friendly bars in all of nyc. and so here he is at this pivotal crossroad, trying to weigh his options without making a hasty and possibly ill-fated decision. what advice would you give this poor confused fella?