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West Coast Gangster rap quotes

Deleted userDeleted user 5,088 Posts
edited May 2005 in Strut Central
Post your favorite ignorant ghetto ass quotes from West Coast gangster rappers.
I'll start off with this winner:

Dru Down - "Pimp of The Year"

"And of course I'm slappin' hoes, smackin' hoes, up and down tha f**kin' avenoes"
Did this fool really say "avenoes!" Classic.




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  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    "I could get all kind of jobs to make a grip/But I don't know nothing about no computer chip!"

    from the same song

    "Or get a job at the oil refinery/I'd rather work in Napa at the winery" (the image of 40 fonzarelli pouring for some yuppie tasters is just too much)

    Spice 1 said "I had to squab with a bitch with a big-ass nose!"
  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    Kurupt

    "You salamander-ass caterpillar-ass mothafucka
    Fake-ass busta-ass fake killa mothafucka"
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    Kurupt

    "You salamander-ass caterpillar-ass mothafucka
    Fake-ass busta-ass fake killa mothafucka"

    "Pimpin' hoes from Texas to Gualamala..."

  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    Kurupt

    "You salamander-ass caterpillar-ass mothafucka
    Fake-ass busta-ass fake killa mothafucka"

    Why does Kurupt always start his verses with 3-4 syllable words? Is it 'cause he's smart?
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    Kurupt

    "You salamander-ass caterpillar-ass mothafucka
    Fake-ass busta-ass fake killa mothafucka"

    "Pimpin' hoes from Texas to Gualamala..."


    "You more of a bitch than a bitch!"
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    "Bitch- Ya just a Bitch,
    You work fast food- and you think your rich!"

    Too-Short - Freaky Tales
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    "I'm tired of seein weak ni**as get talked bad to/By a period-having-stank-pussy-yeast-infection-no-money-tramp-bitch-always-wanna-know-where-I'm-at-bitch."

    MacMall

    "Hoes are beneath me, ni**a I'm a G, a filthy Fillmoe fuckin' VIP."

    Dre Dog
  • djannadjanna 1,543 Posts
    Knick Knack Patty Wack/ Give a bitch a crack sack

    -RBL Posse
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    "When we first meet, I'll give you full respect/I'll be the sweeteest muhfuckah that you ever met/But don't think I'ma stop doin skandless shit/I'm takin' mail, food stamps, checks - even WIC, bitch."

    Mac Mall
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    "I'm known to spit the game to have these hoes 'nnoyed / now that bitch without a pussy would be unemployed."

    Mac Mall (again)
  • profeignprofeign 145 Posts
    I don't care about jail, ho
    I just sit back relax let my hair and my nails grow



    Dre Dog
  • profeignprofeign 145 Posts
    Doin' 80 on the freeway, police catch me if you can.

    2Pac

    This line always confused me, I mean, phonetically and syllabically higher numbers don't really work in the line, but damn, police didn't have any trouble catching me when I was going considerably faster than that.
  • profeignprofeign 145 Posts
    Microsoft motha fuckas let bygones be bygones
    But since I'm Macintosh I'm'a double click your icon

    The Coup
  • profeignprofeign 145 Posts
    Knick Knack Patty Wack/ Give a bitch a crack sack

    -RBL Posse

    I defy anyone to quote a more ridiculous line than that.
  • profeignprofeign 145 Posts
    I get plenty of ass so call me an astronaut

    -Dr. Dre


    C'mon guys, there are hundreds and hundreds of ignorant lyrics out there for the pickin,' bring it!
  • profeignprofeign 145 Posts
    Knick Knack Patty Wack/ Give a bitch a crack sack

    -RBL Posse

    Also the next line is:

    "and a fat smack with the mother fuckin' nut sack"
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