CLOSEST YOU'VE EVER COME TO KILLING SOMEONE
Soulman
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attempted murderers stand upp!!! 
Soulman
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AYO
all the bouncers rush in, we pick the guy up, dunk him headfirst in a blocked overflowing toilet then drag him out the door, he was there with a big group of dickheads so it pretty much turned into a free-for-all,
i ended up putting some guys head through a glass plate that was dividing the bar and he cut his neck pretty bad, after that i was king-hit and i woke up in the bosses office covered in blood looking straight at 2 cops.
Turns out dude was rushed away in an ambulance, the only thing that saved me was the fact that there was so much going on at the time, noone could point me except him.
scary as fuck.
oh yeah, I might have given someone an incurable disease with a jizzmop.
I got two Bouncer stories and both are
It was my first night on the job at a Long Island Disco that catered to the young John Travolta/Saturday Night Fever wannabe. I only got the job because my room mate had suffered a broken arm while breaking up a fight there and he asked me to fill in until he healed up. I wasn't even old enough to get in the club!!
I met the owner and he told me to just walk around the club, make sure there was no trouble, stop it if there was, and pick up any empty glasses I came across and bring them to the bar.
About an hour into the night I walked into a hallway where a pretty big guy was beating a girl....full fist to the face action.....I grabbed the guy by the shoulder to turn him around and he quickly turned and punched me right above the eye. Splits my eyebrow open, I'm bleeding like a pig and embarrassed as the rest of the bouncers run over and jump on the guy.
The girl who was at the wrong end of his fist starts yelling for the bouncers to "Leave Him Alone!!!"..... Owner comes over and can't believe that I've been there an hour and have already taken a beating....I think he felt bad for me and started to train me to be a bartender the next week.......my buddy who I was filling in for was PISSED...he wanted to be a bartender and had worked a year to try to get where I got after just one night and one punch!!!
Second story is something that's haunted me for years......I'm walking through the club and this guy walks by me and leans into me with his shoulder pretty hard. I ask him what the deal is and he says "Oh, sorry I mistakenly thought you were my friend".
About an hour later the same thing happens again, same guy same reply. At this point I tell him he better get to his party's table and stay there the rest of the night....he appeared to be on his way to drinking too much.
Not more than 15 minutes later I'm walking by and this fool walks up and throws an entire drink right in my face. Strike three...I haul off and hit him square in the nose which spurts blood....he falls down and hits his head on the corner of a Juke Box....more blood......out of the corner of my eye I see a bunch of guys running over to me, I assume to kick my ass for hitting their pal, and I start yelling.
"C'mon M*therf*ckers...who's next".....when in reality I'm scared shitless. One guy comes over to me and says...."Oh man. you shouldn't have done that". I explain what had taken place and he apologized for his drunk friend and then said.... 'This is his Bachelor Party, he's getting married tomorrow"!!!!
His friends hustle him out of the club and to the Emergency Room while he's yelling how he's gonna come back and kick my ass....I never saw him again but I've always had weird feeling that either he got married with a bandaged face or it got called off/cancelled.
That was the last time I ever hit someone in the face.....29 years ago.
a scottish friend of mine got into a big brawl the night before his wedding, and showed up bruised/cut/fucked up. apparently it's not a big thing in scotland. so maybe you were just introducing this guy to a little culture.