HOW MANY OF Y'ALL ARE NEAT FREAKS?

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  • akoako https://soundcloud.com/a-ko 3,413 Posts

    i like where your MPC is located...haha

  • progbeatzprogbeatz 451 Posts
    A "Post your worst roommate nightmare story" thread would be cool.

    Ahh.. here we go.



    A friend of mine at college had a teammate on the football team who visit his girlfriend for oral every now and then. She would spit the results in a Gatorade bottle, which she just kept under the bed and continued to fill. Foul.




    That LITERALLY made me queezy.

  • Sun_FortuneSun_Fortune 1,374 Posts


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    you should replace that soda pop with some beer holmes...

  • mallardmallard 452 Posts
    just imagining this dude...



    ...living in that mess...with all those purses.

    total stalker/hermit vibe right now.

  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    of all things--ako and sun fortune--you both have records out of sleeves and on the floor.

    i'm disgusted and offended.

  • akoako https://soundcloud.com/a-ko 3,413 Posts
    of all things--ako and sun fortune--you both have records out of sleeves and on the floor.

    i'm disgusted and offended.

    those are records my friend didnt want anymore.

    trust me. you should not be offended. my records i like would NEVER be in that position.

  • puchitopuchito 374 Posts
    i keep my room clean




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    Are these the stuffed animals you gay off with?


    Ha Ha. Just kidding. But what is the deal with those?


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    You posted this in the past. This is a nice set up you got going on.
    GOOD TASTE!




  • Double_BDouble_B 169 Posts
    One guy was the worst. He would spit toothpaste into the sink and not even rinse it down the drain. He would leave soda cups on his nightstand until they bled through the paper.

    I bet this dude did some other real messy shit because this is not so bad.

    OK here's a messy college story:

    1. I got drunk on Halloween one year and ended up getting a tattoo. On the way back to campus my friends and I stole a jack-o-lantern and put it in the common room (3 dorm rooms were connected to this room like a living room). After sitting on a shelf for at least a week, someone knocked the pumpkin off onto the corner of the rug, and it broke into a semi-liquid mess.

    After about 2 weeks of laying on the rug, everything smelled like rotting pumpkin and we started to get complaints. So instead of trying to clean it up, we just cut the corner of the rug off and carried it down to the dumpster.



  • After about 2 weeks of laying on the rug, everything smelled like rotting pumpkin and we started to get complaints. So instead of trying to clean it up, we just cut the corner of the rug off and carried it down to the dumpster.




  • lotuslandlotusland 740 Posts
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  • lotuslandlotusland 740 Posts
    damn man, i can smell that sink through my laptop.

    seriously though,


    i knew a family of women who lived in a house that made you and sun fortune look like you lived in hospitals. they had a set of vulture wings on the kitchen wall. dog had eaten half of the couch. fish tank was a greyish bog, every now and then a set of carp eyeballs bashed against the side. full size mcdonalds arches chilling in the living room. poop, pee, tags in the microwave. the whole nine yards. family of 3 women. fucking ell.

  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
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