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Andy Milonakis is 29?! Huh?

GnatGnat 1,183 Posts
edited February 2006 in Strut Central
Okay, I realize everyone must know this except me, but I just found this out and this is some sick shit. He has serious issues to work out with his therapist. Did anybody else not know this? Because he certainly makes it appear that he is younger. This fact coupled with this psycho asss clip that someone already posted makes me think that this guy is seriously emotionally disturbed. It's that critical point where cute becomes disturbing because his antics are coming from an adult, not a child. Knowwutimean? I think he must be into child porn. I could be wrong, but probably not.

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  • SouthCrackalackSouthCrackalack 3,853 Posts
    who do we have to write to get his show off the air?
  • HAZHAZ 3,376 Posts

    I wish he would put out an album already. I think he comes with that REAL SCHITT.
  • GnatGnat 1,183 Posts

    I wish he would put out an album already. I think he comes with that REAL SCHITT.

    "I'm depressed, I kinda hate me/
    I hate me more than you do dad./
    Are you glad that I moved out? Are you glad that I shout?/
    When you touch me on my no no spot you fuckin blood clot./
    I hope you fuckin rot in hell. /
    what's that mother fuckin smell, it's your corpse rottin."

    This was as about as real as it gets. Andy, the 29 year old man child, was faded and made the mistake of recording this one night and posting it somewhere. Now his sad little life is left wide open and though publicly humorous, he needs some serious help. I feel that I can comfortably make the prediciton that he is on a road to self-destruction and we will be reading some fucked up headlines about this dude.
  • street_muzikstreet_muzik 3,919 Posts
    He'll die from a speedball he'll do with a couple of whores.
  • aradpumaaradpuma 83 Posts
    woah wait really? i thought he was like 15
  • E_DailyE_Daily 812 Posts
    WTF????

    Kid got issues. I rember all his classics from back in the days though
  • HAZHAZ 3,376 Posts

    I wish he would put out an album already. I think he comes with that REAL SCHITT.

    "I'm depressed, I kinda hate me/
    I hate me more than you do dad./
    Are you glad that I moved out? Are you glad that I shout?/
    When you touch me on my no no spot you fuckin blood clot./
    I hope you fuckin rot in hell. /
    what's that mother fuckin smell, it's your corpse rottin."

    This was as about as real as it gets. Andy, the 29 year old man child, was faded and made the mistake of recording this one night and posting it somewhere. Now his sad little life is left wide open and though publicly humorous, he needs some serious help. I feel that I can comfortably make the prediciton that he is on a road to self-destruction and we will be reading some fucked up headlines about this dude.

    i think that's he makes it all up, man. he's got a million freestyles like this.
  • tallbobsmoketallbobsmoke 715 Posts
    I don't get it. Why do you think he's in child porn? Because he raps about crazy shit? Because he's got a growth hormone condition?
  • SouthCrackalackSouthCrackalack 3,853 Posts
    that dude is perfectly normal. its an act..its his whole thing. making silly raps for the net and got lucky and got a terrible show out of it. He will disappear soon enough, thank satan.
  • GnatGnat 1,183 Posts
    TALLBOB: exaggeration. so sorry. official apology being issued.

    In all seriousness: I'm just saying I'm worried about the cat because he doesn't seem exactly "well adjusted". But again I've never chilled with dude so I don't really know. I do know that making extemperaneous verse about the no-no spot is telling, especially if its in reference to one's father.
  • tallbobsmoketallbobsmoke 715 Posts
    Sorry for not catching the exaggeration.
  • akoako https://soundcloud.com/a-ko 3,413 Posts
    his show was one of the funniest things i ever saw.

    for real.

    and whats wrong with how he acts? thats the whole point! he looks young which makes people think hes just some kid doin all this hilarious stuff.

    thats about as weird as a guy who looks really feminine acting really feminine.
  • marumaru 1,450 Posts
    how do you know he's 29? i seriously thought he was 15. he has no fucking facial hair, nor does it look like he's capable of growing any. shit's bugged.

    reminds me of this dude



    he was in his late 20's or maybe 30's when he was doing doogie howser.
  • DirtyBeatGuyDirtyBeatGuy 297 Posts
    29 and quite possibly the biggest asshat to get his own show. Whatever happened to the good shows - like Kevin Seal's "Sporting Fool" - now THAT was funny.
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    got lucky. He will disappear soon enough.
  • dreas_heardrumsdreas_heardrums 686 Posts
    that freestyle made me laugh, as did some parts of his show. he's not too talented, but i can dig watching him sometimes. there's definitely worse shit out there in my opinion (talent wise, and content). his old raps from a few years ago had me cracking up too. i say let him do his thing, and yes, eventually people will forget about him.
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