I'm So Embarrassed!
coselmed
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So I was playing around with my cell phone last night and discovered all of these "hidden" features, eg, you can mix your own beats (add in drums, bass, piano, etc. using a base beat with the keypad). Anyway, I downloaded my first ring tone, "Still Tippin," just to be funny. I usually put my phone on vibrate at work, but I guess I forgot because someone just called me and all of a sudden my co-workers hear "Still tippin on fo-fos" blaring from my phone.
It's not really that kind of workplace, you know what I mean?
It's not really that kind of workplace, you know what I mean?
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"Still tippin' in Volvos wrapped in Volvos!"
If you're talking about R**s, we already know about his secret stash of Buck 65 vinyl...
Did I show you 'those' pictures? I don't remember, I had a few Jamesons that night.
ALL YOU LITTLE DUDES READING THIS: THERE ARE NO SUCH PICTURES--SHE IS JUST JOKING.
I can't remember if I relayed this anecdote here on SS but I spun at the Fillmore Lounge last month when Handsome Boy Modeling School and Buck 65 were on the bill. They managed to sell out the Fillmore...95% white people, for real.
During one of my sets, White Dude??? steps up to the tables, leans over and says:
"You're Kid Koala, right?"
Kid Koala
Your boy (w/ his girl0
Not so much of a relation.
The money moment came after I corrected his error:
White Dude??? sez: "keep on spinning the tunes dude" and then puts his fist out so I can give him a fist tap.
Soooo.........
...did you tap[/b]????
HILARIOUS
It could have been worse.
My friend Hua was interviewing Joe Budden in New Jersey once and at the mall, someone thought he was Chad Hugo.
Hua:
Chad Hugo:
At least when people confuse me with Jeff Chang, it makes more sense. But Kid Koala?
Wait...you're not Jeff Chang?
Yo - why you hating on Margaret? I'd rather be confused for Margaret than Lucy any day. At least one of them actually has a career based on integrity to self.
That said, you don't look a damn thing like Lucy. Not REMOTELY. Her midsection isn't nearly as sexy.
*Cue "Psycho" strings*
My friend Rani, who's half Bengali, half white, has been called...Pocahantas.
Rani
(on the left, duh)
Pocahantas
Well, now that you mention it...
Comedy Oliver. My Japanese wife says that white people all look alike!
bring the ruckus. and while you're at it, check your "personal journals" production credits.
"OH NO SHE/YOU DIDN'T!"
sorry O, but i just don't think she is all that funny. though i can relate to her bit about turning red when ya drink.
"did you get sunburned?"
"nahhhh, i'm fucked up."
"You look like one of them bin Ladens."
Oh word?
(edit: by the way, I'm the bearded bol)
-e
Actually, you look more like one of them Jim Joneses...
You should have said: "Oh word? My family is very rich and powerful in Saudi Arabia....I could have you stoned to death for disrespectin' me, yo."
I actually get that a lot.
-e