I'm So Embarrassed!

coselmed

So I was playing around with my cell phone last night and discovered all of these "hidden" features, eg, you can mix your own beats (add in drums, bass, piano, etc. using a base beat with the keypad). Anyway, I downloaded my first ring tone, "Still Tippin," just to be funny. I usually put my phone on vibrate at work, but I guess I forgot because someone just called me and all of a sudden my co-workers hear "Still tippin on fo-fos" blaring from my phone.

It's not really that kind of workplace, you know what I mean?

Aaron

"Still trippin on no-doze, wrapped in labcoats."

asprin

Atleast they didn't see 'those' pics of Da**el

edith head

that is embarassing but not quite as embarassing as you folls knowing that i post on the sage francis board. i am so tempted to out some of my fellow soulstrutters as well.

Big_Chan

That's pretty cool, but when my cell phone rings my co-workers hear:
"Still tippin' in Volvos wrapped in Volvos!"

faux_rillz

that is embarassing but not quite as embarassing as you folls knowing that i post on the sage francis board. i am so tempted to out some of my fellow soulstrutters as well.

If you're talking about R**s, we already know about his secret stash of Buck 65 vinyl...

coselmed

Atleast they didn't see 'those' pics of Da**el

Did I show you 'those' pictures? I don't remember, I had a few Jamesons that night.

faux_rillz

Atleast they didn't see 'those' pics of Da**el

Did I show you 'those' pictures? I don't remember, I had a few Jameson's that night.

ALL YOU LITTLE DUDES READING THIS: THERE ARE NO SUCH PICTURES--SHE IS JUST JOKING.

mannybolone

that is embarassing but not quite as embarassing as you folls knowing that i post on the sage francis board. i am so tempted to out some of my fellow soulstrutters as well.

If you're talking about R**s, we already know about his secret stash of Buck 65 vinyl...

I can't remember if I relayed this anecdote here on SS but I spun at the Fillmore Lounge last month when Handsome Boy Modeling School and Buck 65 were on the bill. They managed to sell out the Fillmore...95% white people, for real.

During one of my sets, White Dude??? steps up to the tables, leans over and says:

"You're Kid Koala, right?"

Kid Koala


Your boy (w/ his girl0


Not so much of a relation.

The money moment came after I corrected his error:

White Dude??? sez: "keep on spinning the tunes dude" and then puts his fist out so I can give him a fist tap.

funky16corners

that is embarassing but not quite as embarassing as you folls knowing that i post on the sage francis board. i am so tempted to out some of my fellow soulstrutters as well.

If you're talking about R**s, we already know about his secret stash of Buck 65 vinyl...

I can't remember if I relayed this anecdote here on SS but I spun at the Fillmore Lounge last month when Handsome Boy Modeling School and Buck 65 were on the bill. They managed to sell out the Fillmore...95% white people, for real.

During one of my sets, White Dude??? steps up to the tables, leans over and says:

"You're Kid Koala, right?"

Kid Koala


Your boy (w/ his girl0


Not so much of a relation.

The money moment came after I corrected his error:

White Dude??? sez: "keep on spinning the tunes dude" and then puts his fist out so I can give him a fist tap.

Soooo.........





















































...did you tap[/b]????

edith head

"You're Kid Koala, right?"

White Dude??? sez: "keep on spinning the tunes dude" and then puts his fist out so I can give him a fist tap.

HILARIOUS

asprin

O, that's too much. Some people really enjoy the taste of their own foot.

mannybolone

O, that's too much. Some people really enjoy the taste of their own foot.

It could have been worse.

My friend Hua was interviewing Joe Budden in New Jersey once and at the mall, someone thought he was Chad Hugo.

Hua:


Chad Hugo:


At least when people confuse me with Jeff Chang, it makes more sense. But Kid Koala?

edith head

i always get Lucy Liu. I guess that's better than the other famous asian-american woman who doesn't look like me, Margaret Cho.

hogginthefogg

At least when people confuse me with Jeff Chang, it makes more sense.

Wait...you're not Jeff Chang?

mannybolone

i always get Lucy Liu. I guess that's better than the other famous asian-american woman who doesn't look like me, Margaret Cho.

Yo - why you hating on Margaret? I'd rather be confused for Margaret than Lucy any day. At least one of them actually has a career based on integrity to self.

That said, you don't look a damn thing like Lucy. Not REMOTELY. Her midsection isn't nearly as sexy.

*Cue "Psycho" strings*


My friend Rani, who's half Bengali, half white, has been called...Pocahantas.

Rani
(on the left, duh)

Pocahantas


Well, now that you mention it...

Big_Chan

I can't remember if I relayed this anecdote here on SS but I spun at the Fillmore Lounge last month when Handsome Boy Modeling School and Buck 65 were on the bill. They managed to sell out the Fillmore...95% white people, for real.

During one of my sets, White Dude??? steps up to the tables, leans over and says:

"You're Kid Koala, right?"

Comedy Oliver. My Japanese wife says that white people all look alike!

TheeeCasualMale

i am so tempted to out some of my fellow soulstrutters as well.

bring the ruckus. and while you're at it, check your "personal journals" production credits.

DenmarkVZ

me and Mylatency were tearing through a rap rackord collection in Baltimore and this older black lady comes up says (to M***), "you look just like William Hung." I was about to tell her she looked like Aunt J***** (even if now she got perm--I digress). Then, I realized I was the only cracker deep in a B-more ghetto flea market standing next to a wall of cheap swords.

coselmed

me and Mylatency were tearing up a rap rackord collection Baltimore and this older black lady comes up says (to M***), "you look just like William Hung." I was about to tell her she looked like Aunt J***** (even if now she got perm--I digress). Then, I realized I was the only cracker deep in a B-more ghetto flea market standing next to a wall of cheap swords.

"OH NO SHE/YOU DIDN'T!"

asprin

I see the resemblance.

edith head

Yo - why you hating on Margaret? I'd rather be confused for Margaret than Lucy any day. At least one of them actually has a career based on integrity to self.

sorry O, but i just don't think she is all that funny. though i can relate to her bit about turning red when ya drink.

"did you get sunburned?"
"nahhhh, i'm fucked up."

emynd

When I was copping a 40 at some random liquor store in Indianapolis, the lady behind the counter said the following:



"You look like one of them bin Ladens."







Oh word?



(edit: by the way, I'm the bearded bol)



-e

faux_rillz

When I was copping a 40 at some random liquor store in Indianapolis, the lady behind the counter said the following:

"You look like one of them bin Ladens."



Oh word?

(edit: by the way, I'm the bearded bol)

-e

Actually, you look more like one of them Jim Joneses...

coselmed

"You look like one of them bin Ladens."

You should have said: "Oh word? My family is very rich and powerful in Saudi Arabia....I could have you stoned to death for disrespectin' me, yo."

emynd

Actually, you look more like one of them Jim Joneses...

I actually get that a lot.

-e

Swayze

GOONIE GOO-GOO MOTHERFUCKERS! [/b]

TheMack

combos are that shit, yo!