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THE RUB (morning routine related)

PrimeCutsLtdPrimeCutsLtd jersey fresh 2,632 Posts
edited January 2006 in Strut Central
Morning routine. Getting my kid on the bus. Now it's me time time. I was wondering if I'm the only one who has one window open to soul strut and the other window open to porn. Download a little porn, check out some crate digging revealed. RUB one out and back to the strut. Cappacino (none of that fake cappacino bullshit) and I'm ready to face the day.By the way is it wrong if I talk dirty to myself and the screen when I'm shaking hands with the sheriff???

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  • leolyxxxleolyxxx 446 Posts
    I won't get into the dirtyness question but treat yourself to the Chubby Checker song with the same name (the rub) so you can have a soundtrack to the whole proceedure

    /L
  • GropeGrope 2,970 Posts
    Cappacino (none of that fake cappacino bullshit)

    haha! that's funny!

    if you rub one out in the morning already, what are you doing in the afternoon/ at night then? i could never rub one out that early! haha!
  • PrimeCutsLtdPrimeCutsLtd jersey fresh 2,632 Posts
    Cappacino (none of that fake cappacino bullshit)

    haha! that's funny!

    if you rub one out in the morning already, what are you doing in the afternoon/ at night then? i could never rub one out that early! haha!

    Well I gotta save some for the wife. Well I'm in my 30's. It takes me a little longer to brew up a batch.
  • DJPrestigeDJPrestige 1,710 Posts
    soul strut tab (on mozilla) is always on my screen, so of course when i'm spending some me time, i know i've hit the damn tab open by mistake. you know it goes from good porn to what type of popeye's side order is the best. talk about a buzzkill.
  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts
    This thread + the "Looking at soulstrut with your girlfriend" thread will lead to the thread we've all been waiting for:



    "WHO HAS HAD SEX WITH THE GIRLFRIEND/WIFE WHILE LOOKING AT SOULSTRUT?"



  • prof_rockwellprof_rockwell 2,867 Posts
    I was wondering if I'm the only one who has one window open to soul strut and the other window open to porn.

    Soulstrut is my post rub cigarette.

  • meshmesh 925 Posts
    This thread + the "Looking at soulstrut with your girlfriend" thread will lead to the thread we've all been waiting for:

    "WHO HAS HAD SEX WITH THE GIRLFRIEND/WIFE WHILE LOOKING AT SOULSTRUT?"

  • PrimeCutsLtdPrimeCutsLtd jersey fresh 2,632 Posts
    It's more like my wife is giving me the while looking at soul strut. Banging your wife/girlfriend while posting might lead to typo's.
  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Can we get a TMI graemlin?
  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts
    Banging your wife/girlfriend while posting might lead to typo's.

    Absolutiily Truehssss
  • white_teawhite_tea 3,262 Posts
    It's more like my wife is giving me the while looking at soul strut. Banging your wife/girlfriend while posting might lead to typo's.

    Neil Strauss, a former music critic for the New York Times, actually did that. In his book "The Game" -- about how he infiltrated the world of pick-up artists -- he wrote a few paragraphs mid-booty. There was an editor's note stating that the many typos remained for effect.
  • PrimeCutsLtdPrimeCutsLtd jersey fresh 2,632 Posts
    One thing great about soul strut is the pages won't stick together.
  • street_muzikstreet_muzik 3,919 Posts
    White Mocha
  • DubiousDubious 1,865 Posts
    my obss just sent me the link to that colin farrel sex tape...

    "I LIVE FOR PORN"

    dude is classic

  • Danno3000Danno3000 2,851 Posts
    please to share
  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts
    please to share

    yes...I would not mind watching that model for a minute....purely for research purposes.
  • mandrewmandrew 2,720 Posts
    its ok to talk a lil porn here, but could you all refrain from simultaneously looking at porn and strutting? thats just wrong

































    unless, of course, it's taxidermy-related porn:
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