Happiness is...

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  • KineticKinetic 3,739 Posts
    Happiness is a warm gun

  • canonicalcanonical 2,100 Posts
    Happiness is burning a snowman:



    Both material and, if done with the right people, can end in orgasm.

  • LamontLamont 1,089 Posts
    I have a recurring nightmare where I'm taking one perfect shit after the other one, but it won't stop, I'm stuck on the bog for 30 minutes, one hour, two hours... After some time I somehow manage to get hungry and my mom brings me a sandwich. I proceed to squeeze 'em out and pass out while the flood don't stop... Usually I wake up at this point.

    What the hell does this mean ?

  • mandrewmandrew 2,720 Posts

  • LamontLamont 1,089 Posts
    And material things do make me happy



    It's coming soon.

  • WoimsahWoimsah 1,734 Posts




  • WoimsahWoimsah 1,734 Posts
    OK...
    I don't have to get into taking shits....it's something that sort of goes without saying. HOWEVER - I will say that happiness could also be people using any expression besides "poo", "going poo", "pooing" - etc. Worst expression ever.
    BUT TO ADD ON:

    Fresh steak nachos from Poquito Mas.


    Petite Filet with bernaise sauce from Mastros.


    Omakase at Nozawa.


    The first 8 bars of I Can't Go For That and the bridge into the chorus.


    The first 8 bars and chorus of Steppin Out (espcially while on the freeway at sunset. Yep. I took it there).


    Finding Denise Lasalle "I'm So Hot" 12" promo for $1.85


    Bragging about it on soulstrut


    Hitting it raw.









  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    i just got some happiness in the poopchute from you danno. i guess its time to get to work!

    OMG!!

  • troublemantroubleman 1,928 Posts
    Happiness is a warm gun

    Happiness is a worn pun

  • HAZHAZ 3,376 Posts

    Kung Fu movies have some great quotables:

    "I love eating chicken ass"

    - The New Legend Of Shaolin

  • Danno3000Danno3000 2,850 Posts

  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    Space Moose

  • Danno3000Danno3000 2,850 Posts





  • Danno3000Danno3000 2,850 Posts
    Space Moose


  • HAZHAZ 3,376 Posts

  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    that "Take a Dump" sign in that cartoon is for my bathroom.

  • canonicalcanonical 2,100 Posts
    Space Moose

    Dude... Space Moose is from my university. We got folkways and space moose.

    STEP UP YOUR CAMPUS GAME WORLD.

    He ran for Students Union president once...

    And was VERY close to winning.

  • Danno3000Danno3000 2,850 Posts
    Space Moose

    Dude... Space Moose is from my university. We got folkways and space moose.


    STEP UP YOUR CAMPUS GAME WORLD.

    He ran for Students Union president once...

    And was VERY close to winning.

    What happened to Space Moose? The world needs more Space Moose.

  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    Space Moose

    Dude... Space Moose is from my university. We got folkways and space moose.


    STEP UP YOUR CAMPUS GAME WORLD.

    He ran for Students Union president once...

    And was VERY close to winning.

    What happened to Space Moose? soulstrut needs more Space Moose.

  • This is totally off topic, but does anyone else here have any phobias related to throwing up? I always get so freaked out before I vomit.

    Peace

    h

    I share an odd phobia of vomiting. I have fully blown panic attacks, and ive only actually let myself vomit twice in the last 17 odd years. I'll fight it for hours and hours rather than let it go.

  • canonicalcanonical 2,100 Posts
    Space Moose

    Dude... Space Moose is from my university. We got folkways and space moose.


    STEP UP YOUR CAMPUS GAME WORLD.

    He ran for Students Union president once...

    And was VERY close to winning.

    What happened to Space Moose? soulstrut needs more Space Moose.
    I'm not sure. He graduated and moved on? He isn't writing for the campus newspaper anymore nor is he for any of the local freepress. Sometimes he'll pop up on some random promo thing, but other than that I don't see any of his stuff around.

    Here is some election coverage from his campaign: http://spacemoose.almostdead.net/campaign/gateway.htm

    Campaign Pamphlet: http://spacemoose.almostdead.net/campaign/pamphlet.htm

    Some of his posters were

    I'll try to remember to bring my camera to school and run up to the newspaper office and take pictures. This was 6-7 years ago so I can't really remember, but I do remember there being a lot of blood and they were very offensive.


    Thrasher entered Space Moose in the U of A's student elections last year on the platform "To tear the university a new asshole." Space Moose earned 1400 votes, placing him just 11 shy of runner-up Hoops Harrison (yes, that is his real name), who is now National Director of the Canadian Alliance of Student Associations (CASA) - of which UMSU is a member. During the campaign, Thrasher had to resort to tearing Space Moose posters in half and taping them together to combat theft by overzealous fans.
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