I'm sick of the double standard

street_muzikstreet_muzik 3,919 Posts
edited January 2006 in Strut Central
I knew a guy talkin' all kinds of shit about Asians and when I told him to shut the fuck up he said, "I'm part Asian" That shit is weak because a)Dude was raised by white parents, and b) Predudice is predudice. Even w/in the same group.I know a african/american cat that complains about the racism in his job. Not many black people in management, so he says. However, any chance he gets, he starts talking about how much Armainians cheat and steal. How they cant be trusted. Many people say they are against racism but really only care about their own group.I'm going to become a dentist for the jokes. Don't get me started on white people.

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  • OK, How about white hip-hop fans making making fun of other white hip-hop fans for not being "Down"?

    Or black people using the word N**** in the derogatory sense, or Mexican Americans calling Mexicans "Wetbacks"


    It's all WEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    yeah, it sucks. but for real, I hate Poloks.

  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    and Laplanders

  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    and people with uni-brows.

  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,914 Posts
    and people with uni-brows.

    and Emo Phillips. You hate him too.

  • I hate everyone equally.

  • BsidesBsides 4,244 Posts
    This is america fool. Everyone here is racist.



  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    and people with uni-brows.

    and Emo Phillips. You hate him too.

    yes. and people with eye-patches that are not pirates.

  • d_wordd_word 666 Posts
    Okay, here's a good one. What is the most non-racist country in the world?

    I dunno, I'm really asking.

  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    I hate Poloks



  • Okay, here's a good one. What is the most non-racist country in the world?

    I dunno, I'm really asking.

    Sneechlandia. They had the star belly era and since then it's been all good.

  • I hate Poloks



    Abstract expressionism is full of alcoholism.

  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    What is the most non-racist country in the world?

    While Sneeches might be on target, it would have to be the country with one homogenous culture, whatever those may be. I'll go with Bhutan.

  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    I hate Poloks



    yeah, that dude.

  • This is earth. Everyone here is racist.

  • and the soundtrack of this thread is...

    Convicts 'Illegal Aliens'

    available for download here.

    and fucking hilarious. And I need a copy if anyone has.

    $??

  • slushslush 691 Posts
    What is the most non-racist country in the world?

    While Sneeches might be on target, it would have to be the country with one homogenous culture, whatever those may be. I'll go with Bhutan.

    these are the most racist countries...

  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
    and people with uni-brows.


  • and Laplanders

    Hey dude, that's my heritage step off... You you you you you *racially undefined* bigot

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
    I'm going to become a dentist for the jokes.

    Beth: Hey, what do you call a doctor who fails out of med school?

    Jerry: What?

    Beth: A dentist. (They laugh)

    Jerry: That's a good one. Dentists.

    Beth: Yeah, who needs 'em? Not to mention the Blacks and the Jews.

  • Princeton:
    You see?!

    You're a little bit racist.

    Kate Monster:
    Well, you're a little bit too.

    Princeton:
    I guess we're both a little bit racist.

    Kate Monster:
    Admitting it is not an easy thing to do...

    Princeton:
    But I guess it's true.

    Kate Monster:
    Between me and you,
    I think

    Both:
    Everyone's a little bit racist
    Sometimes.
    Doesn't mean we go
    Around committing hate crimes.
    Look around and you will find
    No one's really color blind.
    Maybe it's a fact
    We all should face
    Everyone makes judgments
    Based on race.

    Princeton:
    Now not big judgments, like who to hire
    or who to buy a newspaper from -

    Kate Monster:
    No!

    Princeton:
    No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican
    busboys should learn to speak goddamn English!

    Kate Monster:
    Right!

    Both:
    Everyone's a little bit racist
    Today.
    So, everyone's a little bit racist
    Okay!
    Ethinic jokes might be uncouth,
    But you laugh because
    They're based on truth.
    Don't take them as
    Personal attacks.
    Everyone enjoys them -
    So relax!

    Princeton:
    All right, stop me if you've heard this one.

    Kate Monster:
    Okay!

    Princeton:
    There's a plan going down and there's only
    one paracute. And there's a rabbi, a priest...

    Kate Monster:
    And a black guy!

    Gary Coleman:
    Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Kate?

    Kate Monster:
    Uh...

    Gary Coleman:
    You were telling a black joke!

    Princeton:
    Well, sure, Gary, but lots of people tell black jokes.

    Gary Coleman:
    I don't.

    Princeton:
    Well, of course you don't - you're black!
    But I bet you tell Polack jokes, right?

    Gary Coleman:
    Well, sure I do. Those stupid Polacks!

    Princeton:
    Now, don't you think that's a little racist?

    Gary Coleman:
    Well, damn, I guess you're right.

    Kate Monster:
    You're a little bit racist.

    Gary Coleman:
    Well, you're a little bit too.

    Princeton:
    We're all a little bit racist.

    Gary Coleman:
    I think that I would
    Have to agree with you.

    Princeton/Kate Monster:
    We're glad you do.

    Gary Coleman:
    It's sad but true!
    Everyone's a little bit racist -

    All right!

    Kate Monster:
    All right!

    Princeton:
    All right!

    Gary Coleman:
    All right!
    Bigotry has never been
    Exclusively white

    All:
    If we all could just admit
    That we are racist a little bit,
    Even though we all know
    That it's wrong,
    Maybe it would help us
    Get along.

    Princeton:
    Oh, Christ do I feel good.

    Gary Coleman:
    Now there was a fine upstanding black man!

    Princeton:
    Who?

    Gary Coleman:
    Jesus Christ.

    Kate Monster:
    But, Gary, Jesus was white.

    Gary Coleman:
    No, Jesus was black.

    Kate Monster:
    No, Jesus was white.

    Gary Coleman:
    No, I'm pretty sure that Jesus was black-

    Princeton:
    Guys, guys...Jesus was Jewish!

    Brian:
    Hey guys, what are you laughing about?

    Gary Coleman:
    Racism!

    Brian:
    Cool.

    Christmas Eve:
    BRIAN! Come back here!
    You take out lecycuraburs!

    Princeton:
    What's that mean?

    Brian:
    Um, recyclables.
    Hey, don't laugh at her!
    How many languages do you speak?

    Kate Monster:
    Oh, come off it, Brian!
    Everyone's a little bit racist.

    Brian:
    I'm not!

    Princeton:
    Oh no?

    Brian:
    Nope!

    How many Oriental wives
    Have you got?

    Christmas Eve:
    What? Brian!

    Princeton:
    Brian, buddy, where you been?
    The term is Asian-American!

    Christmas Eve:
    I know you are no
    Intending to be
    But calling me Oriental -
    Offensive to me!

    Brian:
    I'm sorry, honey, I love you.

    Christmas Eve:
    And I love you.

    Brian:
    But you're racist, too.

    Christmas Eve:
    Yes, I know.
    The Jews have all
    The money
    And the whites have all
    The power.
    And I'm always in taxi-cab
    With driver who no shower!

    Princeton:
    Me too!

    Kate Monster:
    Me too!

    Gary Coleman:
    I can't even get a taxi!

    All:
    Everyone's a little bit racist
    It's true.
    But everyone is just about
    As racist as you!
    If we all could just admit
    That we are racist a little bit,
    And everyone stopped being
    So PC
    Maybe we could live in -
    Harmony!

    Christmas Eve:
    Evlyone's a ritter bit lacist!

    (Avenue Q)

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