I did not puke last night but came quite close. A headache forced me awake around 5 in the morning. Got up, stumbled to the sink to get some water and decided to genuflect in front of the toilet waiting for it to come...it did not. So I laid my back on the cold tile floor and waited a bit more for it to come. I then felt better and went back to bed.
I have not puked since my 21st B-day when I drank 2 40's & a bottle of white wine I was 18 and followed up a six-pack with almost an entire bottle of JD.
Damn, sounds like Dante's was the place to be. I downed a half bottle of Belvedere, a bottle of wine, three shots of Ketel One, and a gallon of water before crashing. Woke up smiling.
i didnt puke but i hit a shopping cart at like 40 miles an hour in a parking lot. Drinking and driving aint a good look. I might have spilled my drink.
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2nd time in my life yesterday. haha.
i was worried about my friend who was out though. My question is, where do you draw the line between "plastered" and "alcohol poisoning"?
Same here, got home from the bar and had to rub her back as she talked to god on the porcelain telephone...
got to clean now
Was it the Lucky Charms?
I haven't puked from drinking in many, many years.
VETARANO, HOLMES.
Sorry about that, Nate.
Duder... was that you who text'd me with this toilet bowl foulidity?
Oh shit... wait.. 802 is a Vermont area code.
Imagine my shock when the above image came through to my phone on an "image share."
My girl 4 times (upon waking up that afternoon)
I'm never drinking low-grade vodka ever again. It's so wack.
Damn, sounds like Dante's was the place to be. I downed a half bottle of Belvedere, a bottle of wine, three shots of Ketel One, and a gallon of water before crashing. Woke up smiling.
get on his level
Ha ha.... Meaty pulled a Numeric up in that bitch....
At least it wasn't in a public place homie! (Abbey Pub 2005 = not a good look for me).
Didn't even seem like you drank that much though. Maybe a little too much bass annex is what did it in for you...
I was acting the damn fool and not making much sense at all. I swear that green shit turns me into a stereotype.
LORMOCS?
new year's
st. patrick's
=
amateur hour...
i apologize, haha