i dont know you but your name is complicated and radd. dude heres the problem. dont trust me. its all crap. i take it all back. delete the post! no one buy this joint.
secrets out! i told a bunch of people. serves you right for clowning on my name.
So I should start gathering Playlists from every radio station in the country called "The Oasis" and use that as a guide for what LP's I should buy to cash in on this scam.....ummmm...I mean trend???
You just don't understand the redneck, stuff a pair of socks in the crotch of your pants and try to sound like the black man that my grandfather hated, Texas bar rock scene circa '73
YO.... I just sold all my volumes of the UNRAPPED series for $80 each because of this thread. Thanks AP!! I knew the smooth jazz versions of hip-hop would sell one day!
Ok I am getting a little confused here. Last week, Fat George Clooney is next level. This week it's Pat Metheney sideman private press massage clinic soundtracks. Which is it, dammit splain me.
For once we agree on something, AP. I've been up on the smoothness for a minute. Coltrane? Monk? Charlie Parker? It's too damn fast and the recordings are not dolby. I need that Chick Corea Elektrik band record powered by dianetics. White dudes with pony tails squeezing the juice out of a Yamaha DX-7, that's my ish right there. Herbal Tea, bubble bath, satin robes and spyro gyra. How ya livin?
Seriously tho... do folks consider these late late 70's CTI sides smooth j? they have so much personality, but they are so unquestionably blandish and smooth.
it would be great if someone could post PAT METHANY'S rant on KENNY G
fucking turd motherfuckers. smooth jazz is the worst ever. WORST FUCKING EVER!
i'd rather listen to a hobo jack off in a dumpster.
...and, bitch, so much so called smooth jazz is nerbut silky prog for secret fags with dumpy wives.
i mean what the fuck is smooth about an 8 string slap bass, 10 layers of Korgs and fucking drum kits that make Neil Pert look like Zigaboo Modeliste?
you big dude rollers can sell them shit$ over to Kashahuki "Feather" Yenimoto all day. i can't bring myself to even touch them. i'd rather mint up my Fly Like an Eagle next time I roll up in Goodwill. thank you.
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check PM's yo
Gonna be a $30 record before you can say "collectro".
secrets out! i told a bunch of people. serves you right for clowning on my name.
AP is the prognosticator of prognosticators.
Dude...don't mind me...I'm listening to Whitney High and I have no idea what a break beat is???
this station is the bomb
pretty good record...didnt think it would be labeled as "smooth" jazz
plaese to post some titled equal in smooveness
got any?
I need that Chick Corea Elektrik band record powered by dianetics. White dudes with pony tails squeezing the juice out of a Yamaha DX-7, that's my ish right there. Herbal Tea, bubble bath, satin robes and spyro gyra. How ya livin?
CAN I GET A MARCUS MILLAR?!??/
there's gold up in them there hills...
do folks consider these late late 70's CTI sides smooth j?
they have so much personality, but they are so unquestionably blandish and smooth.
it would be great if someone could post PAT METHANY'S rant on KENNY G
FUCKING HIGH-LARIOUS
i'd rather listen to a hobo jack off in a dumpster.
...and, bitch, so much so called smooth jazz is nerbut silky prog for secret fags with dumpy wives.
i mean what the fuck is smooth about an 8 string slap bass, 10 layers of Korgs and fucking drum kits that make Neil Pert look like Zigaboo Modeliste?
you big dude rollers can sell them shit$ over to Kashahuki "Feather" Yenimoto all day. i can't bring myself to even touch them. i'd rather mint up my Fly Like an Eagle next time I roll up in Goodwill. thank you.