Hillarious junk email
Electrode
Los Angeles 3,129 Posts
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that's THE best one of those I've seen.
It was, they have it in a jar on display.
That was indeed very good.
Damn, she's studying that shit like it's an exam!
Nothing like talking about a dead guy's cock at 11:30 at night.
Trust me, it's even better by 2:30.
day, what will your penis be worth?
So that's what they mean by "Rasputin's Stash"
You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue.
the best one i got was one that had this taunting subject line "thats why they call you smallie"
I need to see the rest of that email.
here are the highlights, most of which came to me over the course of about two weeks:
Snazziest P. Childlessness
Wright G. Embalmer
Cross E. Indiscretion
Flossie B. Bonner
Snub L. Quashing
Swaziland R. Thirsty
Craftiness V. Clarified
Prudence K. Tasters
Gossiping Q. Dragonfly
Hussars L. Avoidable
Enslaves M. Illuminati
Successively Q. Virtuosity
Exonerates M. Macerated
Snidest L. Boulders
Washcloth R. Wondering
Skater H. Denunciation
Cans B. Thenceforward
Salaries I. Schema
Clasping P. Hairdo
Kingdoms V. Petting
Petrochemical C. Palaver
Stuffier M. Laceration
Hiatus H. Lankiest
Xuzhou K. Misappropriation
Filthy B. Wooziness
Carburetors T. Redbreast
Dustpan S. Kilocycle
Topside Q. Vaulting
Disengaging A. Playboy
Bumpkin J. Gimmick
Psyching R. Kingpins
Clasping P. Hairdo
that shit is soooo damn funny to me.
LOL!! This is my fave: "Swaziland R. Thirsty
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I'm naming my next child Stuffier Laceration[/b].