Hillarious junk email

Electrode

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day

Rasputin???s penis was so huge that it made Russian women worship it.

Having a 1arge pen1s i$ a mark of muscularity.

Did you know that Rasputin???s penis was 30 cm?

His penis was being sold for 8, 000$.

If you take our penis enlargement pills, you can only
imagine how much your penis will be worth.

Since I???ve seen the first erection in my pants I had a crazy dream to enlarge my penis no matter what.

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day

that's THE best one of those I've seen.

Grafwritah

Rasputin???s penis was so huge that it made Russian women worship it.

It was, they have it in a jar on display.

Grafwritah

that's THE best one of those I've seen.

That was indeed very good.

BreakSelf

Rasputin???s penis was so huge that it made Russian women worship it.

It was, they have it in a jar on display.

day

Rasputin???s penis was so huge that it made Russian women worship it.

It was, they have it in a jar on display.

Damn, she's studying that shit like it's an exam!



Nothing like talking about a dead guy's cock at 11:30 at night.

Grafwritah

Nothing like talking about a dead guy's cock at 11:30 at night.

Trust me, it's even better by 2:30.









day, what will your penis be worth?

NewLifeTrio

Rasputin???s penis was so huge that it made Russian women worship it.

It was, they have it in a jar on display.

So that's what they mean by "Rasputin's Stash"

Mjukis

ZING!

MikeBossy

LOL

DJPrestige

If you take our penis enlargement pills, you can only
imagine how much your penis will be worth.

TheeeCasualMale

i got this one yesterday. possibly my favorite spam subject line...

You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue.

edith head

i'm dying over here, this is great.

the best one i got was one that had this taunting subject line "thats why they call you smallie"

NewLifeTrio

i got this one yesterday. possibly my favorite spam subject line...

You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue.

I need to see the rest of that email.

TheeeCasualMale

i've been keeping a list of the best spam email names that have shown up over the last few months.
here are the highlights, most of which came to me over the course of about two weeks:

Snazziest P. Childlessness
Wright G. Embalmer
Cross E. Indiscretion
Flossie B. Bonner
Snub L. Quashing
Swaziland R. Thirsty
Craftiness V. Clarified
Prudence K. Tasters
Gossiping Q. Dragonfly
Hussars L. Avoidable
Enslaves M. Illuminati
Successively Q. Virtuosity
Exonerates M. Macerated
Snidest L. Boulders
Washcloth R. Wondering
Skater H. Denunciation
Cans B. Thenceforward
Salaries I. Schema
Clasping P. Hairdo
Kingdoms V. Petting
Petrochemical C. Palaver
Stuffier M. Laceration
Hiatus H. Lankiest
Xuzhou K. Misappropriation
Filthy B. Wooziness
Carburetors T. Redbreast
Dustpan S. Kilocycle
Topside Q. Vaulting
Disengaging A. Playboy
Bumpkin J. Gimmick
Psyching R. Kingpins

DocBeezy

Clasping P. Hairdo


that shit is soooo damn funny to me.

BreakSelf

Dustpan S. Kilocycle

!!!!!!!

funky16corners

i've been keeping a list of the best spam email names that have shown up over the last few months.
here are the highlights, most of which came to me over the course of about two weeks:

Snazziest P. Childlessness
Wright G. Embalmer
Cross E. Indiscretion
Flossie B. Bonner
Snub L. Quashing
Swaziland R. Thirsty
Craftiness V. Clarified
Prudence K. Tasters
Gossiping Q. Dragonfly
Hussars L. Avoidable
Enslaves M. Illuminati
Successively Q. Virtuosity
Exonerates M. Macerated
Snidest L. Boulders
Washcloth R. Wondering
Skater H. Denunciation
Cans B. Thenceforward
Salaries I. Schema
Clasping P. Hairdo
Kingdoms V. Petting
Petrochemical C. Palaver
Stuffier M. Laceration
Hiatus H. Lankiest
Xuzhou K. Misappropriation
Filthy B. Wooziness
Carburetors T. Redbreast
Dustpan S. Kilocycle
Topside Q. Vaulting
Disengaging A. Playboy
Bumpkin J. Gimmick
Psyching R. Kingpins

LOL!! This is my fave: "Swaziland R. Thirsty
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Grafwritah

i've been keeping a list of the best spam email names that have shown up over the last few months.
here are the highlights, most of which came to me over the course of about two weeks:

Snazziest P. Childlessness
Wright G. Embalmer
Cross E. Indiscretion
Flossie B. Bonner
Snub L. Quashing
Swaziland R. Thirsty
Craftiness V. Clarified
Prudence K. Tasters
Gossiping Q. Dragonfly
Hussars L. Avoidable
Enslaves M. Illuminati
Successively Q. Virtuosity
Exonerates M. Macerated
Snidest L. Boulders
Washcloth R. Wondering
Skater H. Denunciation
Cans B. Thenceforward
Salaries I. Schema
Clasping P. Hairdo
Kingdoms V. Petting
Petrochemical C. Palaver
Stuffier M. Laceration
Hiatus H. Lankiest
Xuzhou K. Misappropriation
Filthy B. Wooziness
Carburetors T. Redbreast
Dustpan S. Kilocycle
Topside Q. Vaulting
Disengaging A. Playboy
Bumpkin J. Gimmick
Psyching R. Kingpins

LOL!! This is my fave: "Swaziland R. Thirsty
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I'm naming my next child Stuffier Laceration[/b].