WEN I SAY PUTO YALL SAY BONG BONG
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PUTO!!![/b]WHUZ POPEN MY FANZ AND FUCHUR FANZ AND FUCHUR FUCHUR FANZ DAZZ RITE I GOTZ YO SEX CELLZ BOUNCIN TO MY RIMEZ FOOZ. YEAH DOGG I COT DEM SHLIPPIN AND THEY KEP MY ACCOUNT OPIN DOGG AND U NO HOW THE JO DOO. N E WAYZ SUNZ AND SUNZETTZ, DAT ABOVE POST BY ME WUZ HIJAKKED BY SUMWUN ELZE DOGG AND NOT THE RILL PUTO BONG BONG.N E WAYZ I GOTZ TA BONCE DOGGZ CUZ I GOT PICK UP MY BABY SIZTA AT THE AU PAIR BUT FYI KEEP YO EYEZ OPIN FO DAT NEW DARK LUNCH ISHMAEL BEFO U FILL IT IN YO POCKETZ FO U FILL IT IN YO NEKKKKK!
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PLAESE TO STOP DISRISPECFELLATIN' !!!!!!!!!!!
This almost looks like the lyrics to a Shinehead song.
Look, I'm here coppin the blow cockin' the 4
you in the squad car with a copper to blow
I keep the pound on my hip
if you around and you slip
I finna just dunk on your shit
like Kareem on a potato chip
That's Alcindor, gals spring for
this loose goose pimp
as if her puss is limp
Get ya mind right
or take a fine flight
out the tallest scraper
I'll roll your ass up
just like toilet paper
You gagging at the Taste of Italia
you bagging men's genitalia
You a known homo
swallowing the bone Rollo
This shit's so pomo
you'll think my name is Polo
That's Ralph Lauren, you ralph on the floor and
Get on your knees just like Belfour, man
You'll say, who the hell tore in
When I put the tec to your brain
you're fam will be mournin, mayng.
Get the fuck off of my shit, kay?
you fell the fuck off of this shit, mayng
I blocka da blocka this shit, kane
I rockin and rolling this shit, hey
I'm fuckin unholy with this
I'm fuckin your holy-ass bitch
Drag queens exploring your crack, bitch
You's suckin more holey ass, kid.
my bad, i think, well yeah, ok
Is "JO" San Jose or Vallejo? Am I lame for not knowing? It's just that they both have "jo" in them and it could go either way, smell me?
thanks!
I want to go to Jollibee's so bad. Are they in Seattle now, Chan?
You like Ben Affleck tryin to get back on your J. Lo
~Juelz Santana
JO = jump off?
STRAIGHT REPPIN' LIKE MAZZY STAR HOPE SANDOVAL SWEATER SWEATIN'
WHOA
Sorry my Hawaiian hommie, NO Jollibee's in Seattle. Only in Cali - See below.
>> Carson
>> Cerritos
>> Daly City
>> Eaglerock
>> Mira Mesa
>> National City
>> San Jose
>> Union City
>> Vallejo
>> West Covina
We do have an L&L Drive Inn in Lynnwood, WA. Big Chan and your boy Jake Weezey eat there on the regular. I think wifey and I might have to hit up L&L this weekend!
I've been to the one down in Oregon, but not the Lynnwood one. I need to get my ass up there. Not just for plate lunches, though (yeah, like I need anymore).
We lived a few miles from the original one in Nu'uanu (right around the corner from Liliha Bakery), and my dad was a huge BBQ fan. L&L was a regular visit for him every few weeks.
One of the best places in Hawai'i for BBQ, W&M, only has one location (up in Kaimuki) and I have a funny feeling they will take their recipe with them. It was a place my mom used to go to as a teenager (as well as Israel Kamakawiwo'ole when he lived around the corner from my mom), before it closed and moved down the avenue a bit.
Shit, now I'm hungry.
YO DOGG I WOOD LAFF AT YO LIRIX BUT I ALREDY HERD YO LIRIX KID. MY BABY SIZSTA IS FILLIN IT IN HER JUICE BOX THO SUN BUT ME MY RIMEZ IZ DAT RILL BULLIVARD ISH DOGG AND THIS RITE HURRRR WOOD HAVE U PLAYIN JUSTIN TIMBAFAKE TO MY SNOOP DOGGY DOGG DOGG I MENE SUN.
N E WAYZ TO DJANNA MAQUIN GIRL U NEVA HERD OF THE JO? GIRL THIS AINT FALLEJO IRAQ GIRL THIS IS THE JO AKA ALISO VIEJO ON THE CUSP OF THE OC REPRESENTIN FROM RANCHO CUCAMONGA TO LANCASTER I GOT ALL OF SOCAL ON MY HIP sis.
Isn't there one of them shits in SF by Yerba Buena?? pretty sure I've seen it there... what kind of food they gots?
I thought you had lyrics for days?
Or even better
When there is trouble you know who to call
TEEN TITANS!
PUFFY AMI YUMI! They were just here in Seattle Saturday night and performed at the showbox. I did not go to their show. Hearing their music over the speakers at the grocery store is enough for me. They have gotten a little better than when they were just called "Puffy." The crazy thing is that they have their own cartoon that was on Cartoon Network the other night!? WTF
Yeah, it's called Hi! Hi! Puffy Ami Yumi Show[/b], and I only know because my nephew watches the show (and apparently among his peers, knitting is in, who knew?) The voice of one of them is the same as whoever does Raven on Teen Titans[/b]. Basically the two Puffy ladies have a mentor-type guy, and they have to battle evil people before they rock out on stage. Then in real life form, PuffyAmiYumi have little skits that make no sense at all. It's great.
Uh, feel it...
Yo why you talkin about an autobiography
bitch, you know i ghost-wrote your whole discography
claimin to have all of SoCal on you hip, kid
from what i hear they askin to take a dip, kid
all up in your boulevard, you know they supa hard
you waxin domes just like jean luc picard
You got one thing right, though
i'll tap your sis' hole
she'll feel it all up in her juice-box
when i hit her dog-style like I was Two Socks
I sure ain't lackin two nuts
Your fuckin rhymes are screw-ups
I'm tuckin dimes that screw up
ya brain, ya legs, and tool up.
I'll give your girl a tune-up
I'll give your girl a tulip
That girl will give me two lip
Nah, more like Aussie two lip
I'm talkin way down under
Yo put that beat back under
Crazier than bleat black blunder
This shit will tear you asunder
Why you poppin like peak-a-boo
I always stop to beat ya, fool
That shirt's frilly like gila, fool
You still rockin them Filas, fool?
Lemme steal this shit from you, kid
Flashin the steel like hits from Cupid
This ain't no gooshy-mooshy-lovy-dovy
push-it-hump-me raise the roof shit
I fin ta run this here shit
I fin ta gun from the hip
I fin ta gun from the whip
You best avoid a wig-split
You know to lay down slowly
You know to pay now, rolly
Juneau, Taipei, Mount Holy
All pay that guacamole
Why you tryna talk unholy?
Why you tryna flex all naughty?
Why you lickin on his pecs all haughty?
Why you sippin that paxil low key?
I'ma sqeeze a hammer like Loki
I'ma please and lap Naomi
With friction from my big stromboli
Like lickin a stamp to-tal-y
You just can't match this crunkness
You's more outmatched than Funk Flex
360 windmill ain't fussin'
You can call me your Royal Dunkness
do what?
OH NO COMIN POMO IS A NONO
I GOTZ THOWED FLOZE AND MO HOZE
STEADY REPAZENTILATE THE JO-JO
HOPEN' AND POPEN' YOU, HATER-TOT
MASTURBATE A LOT? DISRISPECFELLATE A LOT?
YEAH I SAID "POPEN'" YOU SCOPEN MY BLING
I KNOW YOU GOT THE ITCH, BITCH KISS THE RING!
ARE YOU BOUT IT BOUT IT?
CUZ I'M 'BOUT THAT LAU LAU SHIT
CHIKIN KATSU GOTCHOO RETHINKIN' THAT KUNG PAO SHIT
LOCO WITH MY MOCO BOUT TO STEW YA LIKE KALUA
TAKE A BIG MUSUBI POOPIE THEN I FLUSH IT DOWN THE SEWWA
LIKE I DUN SAID DUNNALINGUS--STOP DISRISPECFELLATIN'!