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Opening lines (Significant Other Related)

Mr_Lee_PHDMr_Lee_PHD 2,042 Posts
edited November 2005 in Strut Central
Okay, this ones kind of an extension on Steins post...I noticed one dude mentioned the importance of the all-time winner 'Hi....' as an opener to meeting a significant other..Can anyone recollect what they followed it up with, in those first few moments of meeting your significant other? Anyone got any classic failed attempts or amazing successes ??I'll share one. One time a girl was doing a cross word... my first word to her was 'Limb' .... she was like 'Sorry?' .... I was like 'Yeah, thats 4 down, yaoming? '.Rep your opener.

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  • street_muzikstreet_muzik 3,919 Posts
    Not too much to mine. I walked up to her. "Wanna mixtape?" and she took it looking at me strangely. I walked away. She didn't realize I was the DJ and I didn't know that so I took her reaction to mean either, you suck, why would I want your tape?, or who has a tape player anymore?
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    if she's the good thing, just say, "you're really good looking, and i think it's really important that we get to know each other." that shit works, and makes you look confident, even if you're shitting your pants.

  • DJPrestigeDJPrestige 1,710 Posts
    nice dog.

    we're married now.
  • Big_StacksBig_Stacks "I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
    Hey Guys,



    My suggestion is to be polite and respectful:



    "Excuse me, may I have a moment of your time?"



    Worked like a charm. Wifey and I are coming up on our 7th wedding anniversary. Some things are better left simple. Kill all the bullshit game and machismo so you don't sound like a knucklehead. Nice women don't like that stuff, unless you prefer to marry the town whore instead.



    Peace,



    Big Stacks from Kakalak
  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts

    "Excuse me, may I have a moment of your time?"

    I'm sorry Big, but that sounds like you are trying to sell something to her
  • hogginthefogghogginthefogg 6,098 Posts

    "Excuse me, may I have a moment of your time?"

    I'm sorry Big, but that sounds like you are trying to sell something to her


    Well, it beats your opening line:

    Mira que tienes muchas curvas--y yo no tengo frenos!


    I mean, come on.
  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts

    "Excuse me, may I have a moment of your time?"

    I'm sorry Big, but that sounds like you are trying to sell something to her


    Well, it beats your opening line:

    Mira que tienes muchas curvas--y yo no tengo frenos!


    I mean, come on.

    Ha ha, now go to a translator and try this:

    "Mamita, con ese culo cagas bombones!"

  • hogginthefogghogginthefogg 6,098 Posts

    "Excuse me, may I have a moment of your time?"

    I'm sorry Big, but that sounds like you are trying to sell something to her


    Well, it beats your opening line:

    Mira que tienes muchas curvas--y yo no tengo frenos!


    I mean, come on.

    Ha ha, now go to a translator and try this:

    "Mamita, con ese culo cagas bombones!"



    Um, I kind of know a translator.

    Besides, I've heard Herm use that one like 8 times already.
  • DJBombjackDJBombjack Miami 1,665 Posts
    "We should mate"

  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts
    OK, spanish strut. Here's a couple more:



    "Mamaza, te chupo todo menos los mocos"



    "Cagame el pecho y escribime te quiero en letra gotica"



    Last one is memorable
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    after watching tv for 2 hours, then necking for a while, my lady said "you've got too many clothes on."



    I'm an easy lay though
  • KARLITOKARLITO 991 Posts
    "you're really good looking, and i think it's really important that we get to know each other."
    I like this one...if you chose to use it though I would advise you being a regular, good looking guy not some guido w/ too much cologne on...
  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    My first word to wifey was probably "Thanks."












































    She was working at a record store.
  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts
    "you're really good looking, and i think it's really important that we get to know each other."

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    Thanks these are great, keep 'em coming...



    peace, 'Latency
  • DJFerrariDJFerrari 2,411 Posts


    "I want to be on you."
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    Thanks these are great, keep 'em coming...

    peace, 'Latency
  • canonicalcanonical 2,100 Posts
    I take all my dating tips from movies and TV shows starring Norm McDonald:

    "I live with my dad."

    "So, what are we doing? Going to your appartment or something?"

    "Maybe you wouldn't be so upset if we had some dirty sex."



    PS - I'm single.
  • keithvanhornkeithvanhorn 3,855 Posts
    "hi. maybe later i can show you my 'oh' face?"


  • El_MezcalitoEl_Mezcalito 312 Posts
    "shoooorrrrrrrtaaaaayyyyy"

    -classic, Bmore style. can pick up any chick in Baltimore with this line.
  • mandrewmandrew 2,720 Posts
    you either have it or you don't.
    you're never going to learn how to pick up girls on soulstrut.

  • KineticKinetic 3,739 Posts
    Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
    Connie: 16.
    Quagmire: 18? You're first.
    Connie: Mom!
    Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!



  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    My first word to wifey was probably "Thanks."












































    She was working at a record store.

    Me too. I fell in love with her on the spot.

    I didn't see her again until I dj'd a new years party at of all places - her house.
    That night I walked up to her and asked her "will you marry me?".

    We dated and I then I did.
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    I went to this dumb ass party where you got a sticker when you got there depending on your status (green = single, yellow = maybe, red = taken). I hollered at this asian girl and said something like "so are you green?" she thought I said "korean," which she was, and was amazed I figured it out.
  • coselmedcoselmed 1,114 Posts
    When I saw this in my inbox back in 2001 (in response to a mutual friend's suggestion for a group outing)...





    I would rather sit in my apartment smoking weed in my boxers and making lists of my enemies than go to a puppet pageant...








    ...I knew right then he was a keeper.

  • Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,039 Posts
    When I saw this in my inbox back in 2001 (in response to a mutual friend's suggestion for a group outing)...


    I would rather sit in my apartment smoking weed in my boxers and making lists of my enemies than go to a puppet pageant...



    ...I knew right then he was a keeper.


    OH SHIT! OHHH HELLL NOOO!

    PANDORA"S BOX GRAEMLIN STAT



    ROFLCOPTER AND LOLER SKATES AND ALLATHAT HOOPLA!


    Can we disect this one?

    He smokes weed?

    Sits around in his boxers ? (LV print? or Coogi joints?)

    but is anyone suprised at "the list " though?
  • youngEINSTEINyoungEINSTEIN 2,443 Posts
    "do you like dinner? me too!"
    peace, stein. . .
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