Post the life of your nearest co-worker (NRR)
JLR
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M*rc*lo, 31, married to his high school sweetheart for 6 years. Wife left him 3 months ago just like that. Dude is a shadow since that day. He always have a different opinion than you. You say white, he says black. Always. He is a triatholnist, he trains everyday. He likes Robbie Williams and thinks jazz is elevator music.Today I realized I spend more time with this dude than with my family. I'm scared.What about yours?
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I mean physical proximity. That's what happens when you think in spanish and post in english!
MY BOSS!
ardacian has the pics..
CLASSIC SHIT!
EW
the other tech in my lab is from India. she's been here a few years, but she just moved here from Kentucky about two months ago. when my experiments don't work she always tells me how everything in the world balances out and it will all be ok in the end. she brought me chicken biryani one day. her ringtone is a bhangra mix of "goodies."
THASS A KEEPER RIIIGHT THURRRRR
Thanks, do you need a sexy new avatar? I can suggest a few...
You mean Neardhentalo is not sexy enough? OK, I'm taking suggestions
no doubt. she actually apologized because it wasn't lamb (and I had mentioned I like lamb biryani, which is what started the whole thing).
unfortunately she's xxxl and married.
I'd tap, as long as she keeps the food coming.
here he is with his only vice... a starbucks quad-shot mocha.
But whatever, that was cool with me, we had some good conversations. But some of them were on a total racist tip. The others, on a manic depressive craze. In the end, one kept an apple on his desk for over a year and another hated me because I said "your fuckin' wife called" as a joke. He wore a lot of sponge bob t-shirts.
And all their names were derivatives of Mohammid (Hamid, Mohautmod, Mohammid, etc).
Now I run this movie theatre and the hunnies I work with are like whoa. There's my boss, this fine 29yr old women who doesn't have a home and house-sits all the time. She has a thing for Zombie and Cannibal movies. We share a love for "Cemetary Man". The two other assistant theatre managers got heat-sauce for blood. One is Greek and tall. She came over to my house and the following conversation happened which leads me to beleive she wants some.
her: What kind of cologne are you wearing?
me: I didn't take a shower today, yo!
her: Well, what is that smell.
me: That's my man musk and some Old Spice deoderant.
her: Damn, that Old Spice shit gets me so horny, it's ridiculous.
me: I use the Old Spice soap wash too!
Then I find out she's never had a boyfriend longer than 3 weeks. Man, I got to get with this girl!!! Give me some hints! She lives 3 blocks from me!!! THIS SITUATION IS NOT STABLE!?#?!@!
Sr. Jackson, he's the IT guy! He could be reading this stuff right now. Go back and edit your post right now.
He looks soooo IT guy.
I didn't say anything about his wife. We were fairly close, like we hung out lots over a year. We would make offensive jokes around each other, and everything was cool. I have some Jewish ancestory, and we'd always play on that because he was Arab. Then one time, his wife called like 5 times, and we were joking around when I remembered and I was like "yo homey, your fuckin' wife called like 38 times". He deaded the friendship right there. Everyone in the office was really surprised. I wrote him 2 apology letters and talked to him in person, asking if he wanted to talk about it. I valued his friendship. Still kinda makes me sad to this day.
dawg, i knew a guy who did this all the time to me. I would say the same thing, "yeah she seems really nice"
One day I got really sick of it, so I blurted out something about fucking her,"Yeah i would fuck her." He copped a little attitude on some "dont say that shit" type steez.
2 days later he came up to me and said
"did you really mean what you said?"
"what"
"about fuckin my girl"
"heh, oh sure why not?"
"I can hook that up, we swing,we can double team her"
"umm..."
"dude, one day i had her fuckin a lava lamp, i video taped that shit. Im gonna but it on the internet"
so say that to him and see what happens.
doc is your whole office made up of swingers?
naw man, this was when i was a cook in Flint.
And it is not proven that my boss here is a swinger. That is up in the air. I think it is more like she be fuckin behind her hubbies back.