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ariel_calmerariel_calmer 3,762 Posts
edited October 2005 in Strut Central
Florida will crush all contenders... http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/10/21/elderly.driver.ap/index.htmlElderly man drives with body in windshieldFriday, October 21, 2005; Posted: 10:40 a.m. EDT (14:40 GMT)Police: 93-year-old kept driving with body (:51) ST. PETERSBURG, Florida (AP) -- A 93-year-old driver apparently suffering from dementia fatally struck a pedestrian and drove for three miles with the man's body through his windshield, police said.Ralph Parker was stopped after he drove through a tollbooth on the Sunshine Skyway, Traffic Homicide Investigator Michael Jockers said. The toll taker called police, he said.Parker was not likely to face charges because he did not appear to know what happened or where he was, said Bruce Bartlett, chief assistant in the Pinellas-Pasco County State Attorney's Office."He may have somewhere in his mind have realized it was a crash, but immediately forgot about it," Jockers said.The victim's leg was severed in the Wednesday night crash, police said. The man, whose name was not released, was 52.Parker had renewed his license in 2003."That was the one thing he had, to get in his car and just drive for the sheer enjoyment of driving," Jockers said. Parker lived alone after his wife died in 1998, authorities said.Copyright 2005 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

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  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
    Yeah, somebody told me about that not to long ago. What you think the toll booth operators were thinking as this dude's body is hanging out of the car???

  • Yeah, somebody told me about that not to long ago. What you think the toll booth operators were thinking as this dude's body is hanging out of the car???

    Whether or not to charge dude extra?

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    apparently suffering from dementia

  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
    Yeah, somebody told me about that not to long ago. What you think the toll booth operators were thinking as this dude's body is hanging out of the car???

    Whether or not to charge dude extra?
    LOL!!!

  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    Traffic Homicide Investigator

    that's dude's job? that has to be pretty depressing. hard to get the chicks too, i imagine.

  • knewjakknewjak 1,231 Posts
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    Whether or not to charge dude extra?

    first time I laughed today. thanks.

  • djrdjr 511 Posts
    How about this one from a town near where I work?

    BENSALEM, Pa. - A note handed to a bank teller demanding $20, $50 and $100 bills "the quicker the better" was written on a pay stub that led police to a robbery suspect even though the name and address were crossed out with a marker.

    "It wasn't a huge forensic undertaking," Steven Moran, Bensalem director of public safety, said Wednesday. "We just put it under a light."

    The FBI charged Michael Drennon, 26, of Philadelphia, with robbing the Wachovia Bank in Bensalem on Friday. Drennon, who had been living in a halfway house while on probation, was being held at the federal detention center in Philadelphia pending a hearing scheduled for Friday. It couldn't immediately be determined if he had an attorney.

    The man who slipped the teller the note Friday left the bank with about $2,500, authorities said. Police said Drennon had about $1,800 on him when he was arrested.

  • http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051021/od_nm/australia_ticket_dc

    Dead man gets parking ticket

    SYDNEY (Reuters) - Australian authorities have apologized to the family of an elderly man who was given a parking ticket while he lay dead in his car in a suburban shopping center.

    The 71-year-old man, known to be seriously ill, went missing nine days ago and his body was found in his car in a shopping mall car park in a Melbourne suburb, police said.

    A parking ticket had been placed on the car the day before his body was found.

    "It's just tragic. It must be just so sad for the family and we extend our sincere sympathies to them," local mayor Paul Denham told Australian Broadcasting Corp. radio on Friday.

    "The circumstances surrounding the location of this poor fellow must make it all the harder for the family. It is simply a case of the parking officer not noticing."


  • http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051021/ap_on_fe_st/lewd_photos;_ylt=AlJpar6qEyJDDMvtcu9ooBIZ.3QA;_ylu=X3oDMTA4cmUwbnA1BHNlYwMxNzAy

    Man Accused of Placing Lewd Photos on Cars

    WEST BEND, Wis. - A 40-year-old man faces charges accusing him of placing photographs of his genitalia on the cars of women who parked at shopping centers.

    The criminal complaint filed Thursday against Jeffrey J. Hein of Hartford said he told investigators he placed the photos on their cars because he thought they "would find it funny."

    Hein was charged Thursday in Washington County Circuit Court with eight counts of lewd and lascivious behavior and five counts of disorderly conduct, all misdemeanors.

    The complaint alleges Hein placed the photographs on cars seven different times, with the first occurring on Aug. 25 at a ShopKo store in West Bend and the most recent Tuesday at Hobby Lobby in West Bend.

    Other episodes allegedly occurred at Paradise Golf, a Wal-Mart, a Kmart and a Sally Beauty Supply Store, all in West Bend, according to the complaint.

    Assistant District Attorney Holly Bunch told Circuit Judge Annette Ziegler during a hearing Thursday at which bail was set at $3,000 that at least 14 additional charges would be filed Friday against Hein.

    Other charges could also be filed in other counties, Bunch said.

    The criminal complaint said Hein told investigators he was inspired by a pornographic Web site to photograph his private parts and then sell the pictures to the Web site.

    But, when he was unable to do that, he "came up with the idea to play a joke on strangers" by putting the photographs in envelopes and attaching them to cars belonging to women, whom he picked at random whenever he went shopping, the complaint said.

    Authorities said the vehicles belonged to women ranging in age from their teens to the mid-40s.

    Investigators said Hein told them some of the women laughed when they looked at the photos.

    If convicted on all counts filed Thursday, Hein could be imprisoned up to five years and nine months and fined up to $85,000. His next court appearance is scheduled Wednesday.



  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    he placed the photos on their cars because he thought they "would find it funny."

    Oddly enough I don't see how you couldn't find it funny. "What's this? Oh, why dear, look: it's a picture of a man's penis in an envelope on the windshield! How darling!"

    I wouldn't recommend it but I mean, is this [i]really/I> that big of a deal?

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