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Stupidest Band Name please

mrmatthewmrmatthew 1,575 Posts
edited October 2005 in Strut Central
So I have this friend whose got this Jazz Trio (sometime quartet) that plays around town and we were trying to think of a really stupid name to name the thing We were tyring to think of the STUPIDEST name for an Acid Jazz Band circa 1995. Preferably something with the words Groove, Funk or New in it. Does anybody have any good stupid names for his band?
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  • SupergoodSupergood 1,213 Posts
    heh... how about: Nu Phunk Gruv

    SG
  • BigSpliffBigSpliff 3,266 Posts
    The Leo Sayer Quintet.

    They'd need some extras, but I could play triangle, and there's plenty of angry white rappers round here.
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,471 Posts
    Phunkee Gruv Junkees?

  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    Damn Groove Theory is taken.
  • bluesnagbluesnag 1,285 Posts
    there's some hip hop group called brown james.



    edit:

    also i don't like to read threads.
  • BigSpliffBigSpliff 3,266 Posts
    Damn Groove Theory is taken.

    As is Nu Groove Alliance. Oh well.

    What about

    Jazzphunktion

    "Jazz Trio"

    Noodlestra
  • the_average_manthe_average_man 675 Posts
    I would suggest "Anal Cunt" but that name has already been taken I'm afraid....
  • mrmatthewmrmatthew 1,575 Posts
    "anal cunt" is not so jazzy
  • DJPrestigeDJPrestige 1,710 Posts
    "anal cunt" is not so jazzy

    that's funny because i was thinking the same thing....
  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,899 Posts
    The Funky New Jazz Fusionaire's
  • On_the_Red_ClayOn_the_Red_Clay 1,728 Posts
    The Heavy Jazz Affair

    Weird, Wild and Wonderful + 1

    Diggin' Deeper Orchestra

    Not From Finland but very hip anyway

    Wevie Stonder (taken i'm afraid)
  • BsidesBsides 4,244 Posts
    Jazzphunktion



    this sounds like the winner to me. Why are you doing this again?
  • TabaskoTabasko 1,357 Posts
    "anal cunt" is not so jazzy

    location plaese.
  • TabaskoTabasko 1,357 Posts
    "anal cunt" is not so jazzy

    that's funny because i was thinking the same thing....

    isnt "anal cunt" an oxymoron?
  • TECUMSEHTECUMSEH 301 Posts
    Phunk your hamburger patty, with two squirts of sauce.
  • DJ_NevilleCDJ_NevilleC 1,922 Posts
    Dogs Die in Hot Cars
    Death Cab for Cutie
    and the worst
    Hoobastank
  • asparagusasparagus Northampton, MA 333 Posts
    okay, trying my hardest to sound stupid:

    Jazza-ma-funk

    Concept: Groove

    Mangroove (no homo)

    Grooverphonic(s)

    NuGroove Buffet

    NeoGroove Ambassadors

    Under One Groove

    The Funky Situations

    Children of the Groove
  • DJ_NevilleCDJ_NevilleC 1,922 Posts
    Dogs Die in Hot Cars
    Death Cab for Cutie
    and the worst
    Hoobastank

    Wrong thread sorry. Let's try again:

    MC Gruv and the New Ambassadors of Phunk

  • TabaskoTabasko 1,357 Posts
    "the STUPIDEST name for an Acid Jazz Band circa 1995"


    there you go.
  • mrmatthewmrmatthew 1,575 Posts
    "the STUPIDEST name for an Acid Jazz Band circa 1995"


    there you go.

    Touche, my spicy-named friend. Touche.
  • mrmatthewmrmatthew 1,575 Posts
    okay, trying my hardest to sound stupid:

    Jazza-ma-funk

    Concept: Groove

    Mangroove (no homo)

    Grooverphonic(s)

    NuGroove Buffet

    NeoGroove Ambassadors

    Under One Groove

    The Funky Situations

    Children of the Groove

    The Funnk Situations is actually not that bad

    Mangroove is actually REALLY bad.
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,471 Posts
    Jazza-ma-funk

    This sounds like the kind of band that would make a killing touring the hippie college circuit.
  • DJ_NevilleCDJ_NevilleC 1,922 Posts
    The Massively Humble Disciples of Brand New Young Soul Attack the Corduroy Collective.
  • phono13phono13 842 Posts
    Jazzmatazz (sorry...lame name Guru)

    Groovetronic

    Jazzy 3 + 1 sometimes

    Junky Funkateers

    New Jazz Order

    Blooming Treeoh





  • On_the_Red_ClayOn_the_Red_Clay 1,728 Posts
    Lame-ness:


    Depeche Modal




  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    mo'fessionals (taken)
    Funkngruv
    Groover Washington Jr.
  • NewLifeTrioNewLifeTrio 271 Posts
    isnt "anal cunt" an oxymoron?

    A pair of scissor could turn it into a synonym.
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    Jazzmatics

    Us-8
  • residentgiantresidentgiant 619 Posts
  • mrmatthewmrmatthew 1,575 Posts
    New Jazz Order
    I actually had another frined who had a Mid-90's Acid Jazz Band with that name.


    Freaky.
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