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$6,499?!

Mongo_SladeMongo_Slade 999 Posts
edited October 2005 in Strut Central
This article is nuts:http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2005/10/11/real_dolls/index.htmlmy favorite quotes: "For the most part, it's just like sex with an organic woman ... who doesn't say anything and is brimful of Quaaludes." "They said they were one step above fucking corpses, and I figured it had to be better than that." "His Hello Dolly friends told him to hang on to Natalie until the relationship was solid, then he could either sell her or introduce her to his girlfriend." "One owner, Bunster, points out that women aren't accused of necrophilia for using dildos ("dead penises!"), so men who sleep with dolls shouldn't be, either."
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  • MorgenDMorgenD 35 Posts
    100% PURE CLASS.
  • BigSpliffBigSpliff 3,266 Posts
    I'd tap. NO I FUCKING WOULDN'T!
  • ariel_calmerariel_calmer 3,762 Posts
    participate in a confusing online subculture where the lines between art and pornography, the ludicrous and the tender, and fantasy and fetishism blur like watercolors.



    Actually that sounds kind of like



  • ArtifactorArtifactor 887 Posts
    How in the hell do you guys find these weird ass articles? You looking for a mate Mongo .



    Forgot to put this one on here...
  • Mongo_SladeMongo_Slade 999 Posts
    How in the hell do you guys find these weird ass articles?

    Actually, an ex-girlfriend sent it to me.

    I was like for about thirty seconds because I thought she was clowning me, then I remembered we had talked about real dolls a long-ass time ago. (Long story short: a friend of mine held the dorkiest bachelor party ever ever, basically him and his computer engineer friends playing video games. The closest the party got to excitement was when somebody described real dolls and the related fetish sites-- everyone else was incredulous, which prompted a fruitless internet search. I later told this story to my ex-g.)

    You looking for a mate Mongo .

    Umm, actually, uh, yeah, but for now I'm holding out for a mate with a pulse, plus maybe conversational skills.

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    FAQ Highlights:


    Question: I want to start shopping for my doll's clothes now, before she arrives. Is this advisable?[/b]

    We recommend that you wait until your REALDOLL arrives and familiarize yourself with her body before you purchase her new clothes.

    Question: Can you pull on her nipples hard without fear of tearing them?[/b]

    Yes, within reason. REALDOLL's nipples can withstand approximately 400% elongation before tearing.

    In the unlikely event of a tear in the silicone flesh, you can easily repair the damage yourself with commercial grade silicone caulking, found at your local hardware store. Step by step instructions for such repair are included with your doll. We also offer full technical support on any repair you may have to perform.

    Question: What if I don't fit with RealDoll's sex parts? [/b]

    REALDOLL's vaginal and anal cavities are made snug to accommodate any insertion. The silicone flesh is soft, slippery, and very elastic. Any petroleum or water-based lubricants can be applied to ease entry. REALDOLL's oral cavity contains soft silicone tongue and teeth. The oral cavity is as snug as the doll's other entries. All of REALDOLL's cavities allow deep insertions.
  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    participate in a confusing online subculture where the lines between art and pornography, the ludicrous and the tender, and fantasy and fetishism blur like watercolors.

    Actually that sounds kind of like

    REAL DOLL TALK.
  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    What I think is interesting is that they have about 4-5 female models but I think, only one male model. Which sort of makes sense since it's a lot easier (I would think) for a socially awkward woman to find easy sex than a socially awkward man.

    I just don't quite understand how anyone is going to be able to "introduce" the doll to their girlfriend. If ever there was something that would qualify for "instant kick to the corner," finding out that your boyfriend is fucking a rubber doll would have to be pretty high on the list.
  • Mongo_SladeMongo_Slade 999 Posts
    participate in a confusing online subculture where the lines between art and pornography, the ludicrous and the tender, and fantasy and fetishism blur like watercolors.

    Actually that sounds kind of like


  • BigSpliffBigSpliff 3,266 Posts
    participate in a confusing online subculture where the lines between art and pornography, the ludicrous and the tender, and fantasy and fetishism blur like watercolors.

    Actually that sounds kind of like



    Crate Diggers Revealed
  • ArtifactorArtifactor 887 Posts
    What I think is interesting is that they have about 4-5 female models but I think, only one male model. Which sort of makes sense since it's a lot easier (I would think) for a socially awkward woman to find easy sex than a socially awkward man.

    I remember years back seeing that Real Sex show or one of those HBO shows and seeing one of those male dolls in there with 3 or 4 girls. The girls were riding that shit like

  • NachoManCandySandwichNachoManCandySandwich 409 Posts
    So I gotta mention this:

    In Tokyo you often get flyers in your post box for escorts and massage services and the like. Well, a few days back I got one that was for a HOME DELIVERY DOLL SERVICE. I guess they drop the doll off at your place, and you have your mind-blowing orgasm(s) that the time allows before they come back and pick it up (and assumedly hose her down to get ready for her next trick)


    I'm going to find that flyer and double-check that's what they're advertising. Cause now that I just wrote it out, I can't believe it.
  • marumaru 1,450 Posts
    i've known about these dolls for a while now. for some reason we went to their website in one of my classes in unddergrad. anyways, talk about some chucky shit. there's no way i could sleep if that thing was in my house, let alone pay the thousands of dollars it costs. they have just the poon for a fraction of the cost. that shit is comedy.
  • ArtifactorArtifactor 887 Posts
    So I gotta mention this:

    In Tokyo you often get flyers in your post box for escorts and massage services and the like. Well, a few days back I got one that was for a HOME DELIVERY DOLL SERVICE. I guess they drop the doll off at your place, and you have your mind-blowing orgasm(s) that the time allows before they come back and pick it up (and assumedly hose her down to get ready for her next trick)


    I'm going to find that flyer and double-check that's what they're advertising. Cause now that I just wrote it out, I can't believe it.

    Nasty. Think of the potential diseases. It would be like banging a slut. Then again I doubt someone with a disease would be getting play pussy.
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts








    and one a bit more distressing...































  • asprinasprin 1,765 Posts
    "teddy bear with benefits."[/b]

    Faux_Rillz...your avatar make a lot more sense now.
  • Mongo_SladeMongo_Slade 999 Posts
    "I love the way she sleeps on the wet spot without complaining "
  • Big_StacksBig_Stacks "I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
    Hey,

    First of all, ewwwwwwwwwww!!!! Second, if those herbs are that hard up, there's a cheaper way to handle that:



    +



    =



    Who needs Sue Johannson? I'll school you youngstas!!!!

    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak
  • Mongo_SladeMongo_Slade 999 Posts
    I'll school you youngstas!!!!



    How long have you been a priest?
  • Big_StacksBig_Stacks "I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
    I'll school you youngstas!!!!



    How long have you been a priest?

    There you go!!!!! Shiiit, self-love is cheaper than 6K. I never found pussy that damn hard to get to resort to such drastic means. It's amazing what some guys will do to bust a nut. Wow!!!!

    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak
  • BeardedDBeardedD 770 Posts
    They are cheap compared to a lot of "art" and they have a ton of value as art objects... Plus you can fuck em
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    They are cheap compared to a lot of "art" and they have a ton of value as art objects... Plus you can fuck em

    If I had any balls, this would be my new location.
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    I'll school you youngstas!!!!



    How long have you been a priest?

    There you go!!!!! Shiiit, self-love is cheaper than 6K. I never found pussy that damn hard to get to resort to such drastic means. It's amazing what some guys will do to bust a nut. Wow!!!!

    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak

    You don't get it man! These are lifepartners.

    He who can not understand the warmth of a silicone hug, leads an unfulfilled life.
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    hi douglas
  • dayday 9,611 Posts







    that's just sad























































































    and extremely fucking weird.
  • NachoManCandySandwichNachoManCandySandwich 409 Posts
    There was some photographer who's project was images of these dudes with their Real Dolls, just hanging around the house, and hugging and stuff. Quite odd.


    Just found the link at boingboing.com, it's the same woman who shot the Salon.com photo.
    Still-Lovers

    Oh christ, and while searching found this:
    Real Doll Surgery and Repairs.

    Neither of these being all that safe-for-work, mind you.
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    There was some photographer who's project was images of these dudes with their Real Dolls, just hanging around the house, and hugging and stuff. Quite odd.


    Just found the link at boingboing.com, it's the same woman who shot the Salon.com photo.
    Still-Lovers

    Oh christ, and while searching found this:
    Real Doll Surgery and Repairs.

    Neither of these being all that safe-for-work, mind you.

    Dude, www.dollalbum.com
  • NachoManCandySandwichNachoManCandySandwich 409 Posts
    Holy moly. Glad to know there are other models out there though, huh?

    ...Superbabes. Who knew?
  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    There was some photographer who's project was images of these dudes with their Real Dolls, just hanging around the house, and hugging and stuff. Quite odd.


    Just found the link at boingboing.com, it's the same woman who shot the Salon.com photo.
    Still-Lovers

    Oh christ, and while searching found this:
    Real Doll Surgery and Repairs.

    Neither of these being all that safe-for-work, mind you.

    Dude, this is so perturbing, my brain is imploding.
  • akoako https://soundcloud.com/a-ko 3,413 Posts



    GOD CREEPIEST THING EVER



    im gonna have nightmares



    ...$58,500 nightmares
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