Not just an old dude thing, I drove a cab & was a bicycle messenger on and off for over 10 years, so I know all about that pain. To this very day. Then again, I think we're the same age - so maybe it is an "old dude" thing!
True story: there was a time when I was into kayaking. There was this club near the river where me and some friends would go. One day a guy is coming back to the club after 2 hours of kayaking and he feels like shitting, but not being able to make it to the club he decides to stop near the club's warehouse. He shits and starts looking for something to wipe his ass with. He finds this white stuff. He wipes his ass. It turns out what he found was FIBERGLASS, the stuffs that was used for kayaks repairing. Literally, he wiped his ass with glass. The guy ended up in hospital for 10 days, his ass seriously damaged. End of story.
True story: there was a time when I was into kayaking. There was this club near the river where me and some friends would go. One day a guy is coming back to the club after 2 hours of kayaking and he feels like shitting, but not being able to make it to the club he decides to stop near the club's warehouse. He shits and starts looking for something to wipe his ass with. He finds this white stuff. He wipes his ass. It turns out what he found was FIBERGLASS, the stuffs that was used for kayaks repairing. Literally, he wiped his ass with glass. The guy ended up in hospital for 10 days, his ass seriously damaged. End of story.
True story: there was a time when I was into kayaking. There was this club near the river where me and some friends would go. One day a guy is coming back to the club after 2 hours of kayaking and he feels like shitting, but not being able to make it to the club he decides to stop near the club's warehouse. He shits and starts looking for something to wipe his ass with. He finds this white stuff. He wipes his ass. It turns out what he found was FIBERGLASS, the stuffs that was used for kayaks repairing. Literally, he wiped his ass with glass. The guy ended up in hospital for 10 days, his ass seriously damaged. End of story.
True story: there was a time when I was into kayaking. There was this club near the river where me and some friends would go. One day a guy is coming back to the club after 2 hours of kayaking and he feels like shitting, but not being able to make it to the club he decides to stop near the club's warehouse. He shits and starts looking for something to wipe his ass with. He finds this white stuff. He wipes his ass. It turns out what he found was FIBERGLASS, the stuffs that was used for kayaks repairing. Literally, he wiped his ass with glass. The guy ended up in hospital for 10 days, his ass seriously damaged. End of story.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, if you got a heavy load to drop, you always got to have a healthy supply of paper:
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it's dot dot dot, not comma, 'check
edit: my bad, it actually is comma, (one syllable of yr. moniker) dot dot dot
The Flud?
Dingle-Free!
Dog, that is ASS SANDPAPER mane! You need THIS fo reels-
and this...
and one of these for that feminine freshness that is oh so important...
or
plus
=
comfort
You don't need the:
Cause the:
Is only needed to remove the remnants (aka DINGLES) left by:
you also gonna need
(maybe it's just an old dude thang, though)
my girls buys the shit anyway, i have no idea what i wipe my ass with.
ouch!
Damn, you can at least call him Jeffrey.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, if you got a heavy load to drop, you always got to have a healthy supply of paper:
creepiest dude evar