The LA express belt buckle
dizzybull
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I don’t know why but I suddenly wondered what happened to the Tom scott belt buckle that the girl is wearing on the cover. You know the one.
So I started googling it because why not.
Turns out on Etsy somebody else was selling the other LA express belt buckle:
This is screen shot because I couldn’t find the original on Etsy although now I’m wondering how much it went for. I refuse to download Pinterest so I don’t know what the rest of it said.
Now I wonder who bought the belt buckle.
How much would you spend on the Tom scott belt buckle if it was the same on on the cover of the record? I think I would spend twenty dollars. It would be a mildly interesting conversation item.
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https://www.ebay.com/itm/LA-EXPRESS-TOM-SCOTT-1976-PROMO-BELT-BUCKLE-RARE-VINTAGE-/284044690669
I can see G*ry sitting in a wicker Peacock chair, wearing a Heatwave jumper and rocking the buckle. I would imagine some iconic jeans (Springsteen BITUSA?) or other trouserware to be in order. Perhaps Mike Clark's shirt off the back of "Thrust". Bootsy hat and Gene Simmons boots to complete the look.
If he's leaving the club alone in that outfit, then I don't want to be in that club.
Ditto
Dumbass-me was about to say that the Buckle on eBay doesn’t look anything like the Tom Scott one.
https://www.discogs.com/artist/2170896
Anyways, they had this young and presumably pretty model, and then they got this belt buckle, and I imagine they went back and forth on how to pose the model but still make sure you can see the belt buckle and then somebody had the idea of zooming in, and just getting that sexy hip curve, and then they all high five and get ready to take the shot - but wait a second. Old Jim notices a bit of camel toe happening in the model's jeans. He pauses and wonders to himself "do I say something? is that creepy? Am I allowed to say Camel Toe? Is it worse if I photograph it and don't say anything at all? Will she be mad??"
Well old Jim took the picture without saying anything. The album comes out. Camel Toes prove surprisingly popular and the album sells well. The model - we don't know her name - takes one look at the album cover and is shocked and furious. Not only can you not see her face, but they appear to have zoomed in on her camel toe instead. Why didn't anyone tell her??? This was supposed to be her big break! She was supposed to be the next Whipped Cream And Other Delights Girl!! She calls her agent immediately and demands that her name not be associated with it. And that is why she is not credited. She is now a chain smoker in a truck stop in Idaho. She wears sweatpants. Exclusively.
I just made all of that up, but it all adds up so i'm just gonna say it is true.
I'll stand by for Mr. Scott himself to arrive.
https://metalsomeart.com/products/black-smith-belt-buckle
That’s the wrong one though! Gots to have that train!