Moaning on a Record

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  • jaymackjaymack 5,198 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121What about the "Fusk Me (Interlude)"1on Biggie's Ready to Die album? That one is kinda funny. b,121b,121h,121
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121Hahaha bad memories of playing Ready to Die real loud on my parents stereo the first time I ever listened to it back in the day.. oof.b,121b,121h,121
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  • nzshadownzshadow 5,516 Posts
    Hate it, makes me feel creepy.

  • upskibooupskiboo 2,396 Posts
    early 1960s moaning and groaning (plus loud ass spring madress screeching, sounds like they bout to wreck a bed!!!!)b,121b,121img src="http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j79/upskiboo/DSC02348.jpg"1b,121img src="http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j79/upskiboo/DSC02347.jpg"1b,121img src="http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j79/upskiboo/DSC02349.jpg"1

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121Moaning in music has roughly the same realness level that dialogue does in porn. b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" 21b,121b,121Yeah, not a fan! I grew up in a house where i was next to my parents room....that ish is disturbing i tells ya! NAGS!!

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121Moaning in music has roughly the same realness level that dialogue does in porn. b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Yeah, not a fan! I grew up in a house where i was next to my parents room....that ish is disturbing i tells ya! NAGS!! b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121img src="http://www.bluejaycardinal.com/app/webroot/catalog/images/4838-headphones.jpg"1

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121Moaning in music has roughly the same realness level that dialogue does in porn. b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" 21b,121b,121Yeah, not a fan! I grew up in a house where i was next to my parents room....that ish is disturbing i tells ya! NAGS!! b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121"ooooooo baby now, keep it up, keep it up, keep it up baaaaay-bay... oooooooo when you're lovin me, keep it up, keep it up, baaaaay-bay "b,121b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/GetOnMyComp_gm.jpg" alt="" 21

  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121"Coming And Going" by The Ray Brown Orchestrab,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121First thing I thought of. That, and "De La Orgee."

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121Moaning in music has roughly the same realness level that dialogue does in porn. b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" 21b,121b,121Yeah, not a fan! I grew up in a house where i was next to my parents room....that ish is disturbing i tells ya! NAGS!! b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121"ooooooo baby now, keep it up, keep it up, keep it up baaaaay-bay... oooooooo when you're lovin me, keep it up, keep it up, baaaaay-bay "b,121b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/GetOnMyComp_gm.jpg" alt="" 21 b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/oof.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/melt.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ohmyer1.gif" alt="" 21b,121b,121luckily when it comes to my parents i've managed to shut down that part of my brain that visualises.....otherwise i'd probably be rocking myself back and forth in the fetal position whilst sucking my thumb right about now!!b,121b,121OR were you implying you're blaping my mum??

  • LokoOneLokoOne 1,823 Posts
    "Im wanna do something freaky to you"- Leon Haywoodb,121b,121Its a good one.... and I like the way Fatback used the moan....b,121b,121My favourtie has to be 'Get on top of me woman'- Tim Buckley (ohh I talk in tounges mamma.....) playt that shit to any chick and theres moisture!b,121b,121Jungle fever is a funny one....The OG versions moans are a awkward (especially with the beat drop pouts and shit) but I got a hammond gold cover version of it and they Fusk up the moans even worse, like a drunk bitch trying to do a fake orgasm... it just doesnt sound sexy at all....

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121I heartily endorse the intro to Kwest the Mad Lad's album. That's funny stuff. b,121b,121h,121
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  • hemolhemol 2,578 Posts
    What if its a drum break followed by a pasty white dude having an orgasm, while his mom yells at him in the background? That's at least realistic right?

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121"Im wanna do something freaky to you"- Leon Haywoodb,121b,121Its a good one.... and I like the way Fatback used the moan....b,121b,121My favourtie has to be 'Get on top of me woman'- Tim Buckley (ohh I talk in tounges mamma.....) playt that shit to any chick and theres moisture!b,121b,121Jungle fever is a funny one....The OG versions moans are a awkward (especially with the beat drop pouts and shit) but I got a hammond gold cover version of it and they Fusk up the moans even worse, like a drunk bitch trying to do a fake orgasm... it just doesnt sound sexy at all.... b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121EVEN WORSE: those X-rated singles that the 101 Strings did, featuring some chick named Bebe Bardon (they credited her on the label)! And one of them was a LAME version of "Je'T Aime (Moi Non Plus)," or whatever that Serge Gainsbourg/Jane Birkin cut is called! The lady has to be the LEAST convincing moaner on record; she sounds like she had some bad food for lunch or something. And when she tries to talk dirty (on "Whiplash"), she sounds like an eight-year-old learning how to cuss for the first time. Lord help you if you try to pop a boner to something like this.

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121Moaning in music has roughly the same realness level that dialogue does in porn. b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" 21b,121b,121Yeah, not a fan! I grew up in a house where i was next to my parents room....that ish is disturbing i tells ya! NAGS!! b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121"Stop hurting Mommy!?"

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    Would Yoko Ono's Walking On Thin Ice's qualify as a "moan"?

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121Would Yoko Ono's Walking On Thin Ice's qualify as a "moan"? b,121b,121h,121
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121The lady has to be the LEAST convincing moaner on record; she sounds like she had some bad food for lunch or something.b,121b,121h,121
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  • dizzybulldizzybull Eerie Dicks 179 Posts
    Looks like I was 12 years too late with my thread. 

  • billbradleybillbradley You want BBQ sauce? Get the fuck out of my house. 2,688 Posts
    dizzybull said:
    Looks like I was 12 years too late with my thread. 

    Nice bump. I had totally forgotten about this thread. 


  • JimsterJimster Twilight Zone/ Al Capone/ Rolling Stone/ Eva Perón 6,433 Posts
    dizzybull said:
    Looks like I was 12 years too late with my thread. 

    Probably not on your radar until you have kids in the house.  Like swearing.  Wifey loves Skipworth and Turner "Thinking About Your Love" and the mix in her car starts with some girl comically faking the line "Ooooooooooh! Give it to me baby!" which elicits laughter all 'round.  

    billbradley

  • dizzybulldizzybull Eerie Dicks 179 Posts
    dizzybull said:
    Looks like I was 12 years too late with my thread. 

    Nice bump. I had totally forgotten about this thread. 

    I like that frank told the same story in both threads. The old one had Kala, whom I miss. 

    Yemsky

  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,698 Posts
    Hilarious.  I have no recollection of starting this thread 12 years later.

      

  • ketanketan Warmly booming riffs 2,724 Posts
    Male moaning

  • haha weird I was listening to this when I opened this thread.

    Eli's Second Coming - Love Chant 

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    The  sex sounds record is this though

    Donna McGhee - Make It Last Forever 

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  • Can someone tell me how to embed correctly? 

    I posted the embed link from youtube but doesn't seem to work 

  • ketanketan Warmly booming riffs 2,724 Posts
    ^^
    1. Get the embed code from the YT link (which it sounds like you've done)
    2. Toggle HTML view in the Strut comment before pasting the embed code, and then poast comment



  • ketanketan Warmly booming riffs 2,724 Posts
    Just randomly came across this...
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