Moaning on a Record

RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,720 Posts
edited September 2008 in Strut Central
How do you feel about this? Do you pump this shit... skip it... got off on it? I have to admit , I am perturbed by it. Like get an uneasy feeling in my stomach. I guess I'm a prude. b,121b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/463.gif" alt="" 21
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  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121How do you feel about this? Do you pump this shit... skip it... got off on it? I have to admit , I am perturbed by it. Like get an uneasy feeling in my stomach. I guess I'm a prude. b,121b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/463.gif" alt="" 21 b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Depends on the context. While I'm doing dishes? Cool. When it pops up on my iTunes at work? Not so much.

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    I remember once, I think I was listening to an lp that had a pure moaning track, (may have been the first N.E.R.D lp?) and my flatmate was fusking his hella annoying girlfriend, and she liked to get real loud, just so EVERYONE knew she was getting sum. b,121So for once I didn't skip the track, but turned it up to 11, to drown the 'itch out.

  • SoulhawkSoulhawk 3,197 Posts
    cue Sonny & Linda Sharrockb,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/breakface.gif" alt="" 21

  • erewhonerewhon 1,123 Posts
    Ninety-nine percent of the time I hate it. It's super creepy and it's also kind of a lazy, trite creative decision akin to sampling dialog from Scarface or throwing some shitty sitar on a track to make it sound "out there". Many a good disco/funk groove or psychedelic freakout has been made unbearable by cheesy fake orgasms.

  • ArksArks 133 Posts
    Hahaha bad memories of playing Ready to Die real loud on my parents stereo the first time I ever listened to it back in the day.. oof. b,121b,121Seriously though, I find this shit hella contrived when it's on a record.b,121Moaning in music has roughly the same realness level that dialogue does in porn.

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    The moaning intro on "Se acabo" remix by Beatnuts is pretty f*d up.

  • French Kiss is an faked orgasm classic though. Would I enjoy it as much if it came on the radio with my grandma around? Doubt it. b,121b,121It's the same as when you're watching a film/tv program with your parents and a sex scene kicks in. No-one knows where to look...

  • SoulhawkSoulhawk 3,197 Posts
    donna summer / giorgio & jane birkin / serge made key breakthroughs in fake orgasms on record

  • erewhonerewhon 1,123 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121French Kiss is an faked orgasm classic though. b,121b,121b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121I love French Kiss, and the moaning is more tolerable than on a lot of other songs I can think of, but really I would prefer the track without it.

  • billbradleybillbradley You want BBQ sauce? Get the fuck out of my house. 2,733 Posts
    Sometimes it works ok in a track, b,121b,121David Axelrod - Mucho Chuparb,121object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://fpdownload.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,18,0" width="325" height="28" id="divmp3"1param name="movie" value="http://www.divshare.com/flash/playlist?myId=5393380-b61" 21embed src="http://www.divshare.com/flash/playlist?myId=5393380-b61" width="325" height="28" name="divmp3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"1/embed1/object1b,121b,121other times it can be a bit much.b,121img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3199/2828748806_c24fdd0f58.jpg"1b,121Manpower - Please Love Me (Erotica)b,121object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://fpdownload.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,18,0" width="325" height="28" id="divmp3"1param name="movie" value="http://www.divshare.com/flash/playlist?myId=5393341-075" 21embed src="http://www.divshare.com/flash/playlist?myId=5393341-075" width="325" height="28" name="divmp3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"1/embed1/object1

  • kalakala 3,348 Posts
    jungle fever- chakachas -hate it

  • asstroasstro 1,753 Posts
    The only time I've ever been vaguely entertained by this is at the end of Apollonia 6 "Some Kind Of Lover", where after faking an extended orgasm for 30 or so seconds Brenda giggles as the song fades out and says "I'm so embarassed". That's funny.

  • knewjakknewjak 1,231 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121 I am perturbed by it. Like get an uneasy feeling in my stomach.b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/463.gif" alt="" 21 b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121same here. I sold 'erotic moods' because of this.

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121jungle fever- chakachas -hate it b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121I had to chuckle about this the other day. I was at a free outdoor festival thingy a couple weeks back, which in truth was more like a family fun day, loads of parents and little kids running around. Well, in between the bands there was a dj playing, and was spinning jungle fever, and all these little 3-4 year olds were kid-dancing to it, while their parents were all looking on slightly sheepish. I was secretly hoping he'd follow it up with Girls LGBNAF, just for laffs, but that sadly didn't happen.

  • Music for Sensuous Lovers by "Z" is a moaning classic.

  • girgir 329 Posts
    what's up prudestrut?

  • kalakala 3,348 Posts
    i would drop jungle fever in holland a people would ffucking love it'b,121but the dutch are a goofy bunch

  • m_dejeanm_dejean Quadratisch. Praktisch. Gut. 2,946 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121I love French Kiss, and the moaning is more tolerable than on a lot of other songs I can think of, but really I would prefer the track without it. b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121But it wouldn't really be "French Kiss"1without the moaning. would it? Same goes for most of the songs in this category.b,121b,121"Coming And Going"1by The Ray Brown Orchestra is another good one.b,121b,121I am pro panting.

  • FrankFrank 2,429 Posts
    I guess it depends on where you play the record...b,121When I was doing my 70s sexploitation parties, I even had girls over at the house to record moaning sessions onto tape while listening to specific instrumental tracks over the headphones. This was in the early 90s -pre-consumer CD recorder -so I had to give the tapes which were systematically labeled by names to a store to do the transfers onto CD. The whole staff looked at me funny when I went back to pick them up. Always had a portable CD player hidden away behind the DJ booth to spice things up. Of course, the moment had to be carefully selected but I never had any complaints...b,121b,121Years later, in NYC, I did a remix (that never was issued) of "the lion & the cucumber" from the Vampyros Lesbos album. I had Bambou (Serge Gainsbourg's widow) in the studio to lay some heavy sex breathing over the finished track. She seemed nervous about what I wanted her to do, saying she's never done this before in a studio, I asked -but you recorded "sex on the beat"? She answered with a shy smile "no... that wasn't in the studio, Serge had hidden a tape recorder under the bed and I didn't know about it..."

  • The_NonThe_Non 5,690 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121It's super creepy and it's also kind of a lazy, trite creative decision akin to sampling dialog from Scarface b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Whoa whoa whoa, let's leave the classics outta this. b,121Comings and Goings has moaning on it, dunno how I feel about it.

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,471 Posts
    I heartily endorse the intro to Kwest the Mad Lad's album. That's funny stuff.

  • One of the weirdest musical moments happened a few months ago when I had my iPod on shuffle and the Chakachas'"Jungle Fever" came either right before or right after a gospel song. Granted, no one heard the mix but me, but that was one hell of a transition...

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    Armando Travaioli's 'Sessomatto' isn't too bad. But yeah, the moaning on Jungle Fever is a bit much. Sheeba's version is waaay better.

  • mordecaimordecai 2,204 Posts
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  • phreek - i'm a big phreek R U 1 2b,121b,121is always fun to drop in a set. img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/krusty.gif" alt="" 21

  • OOOH... the end of Master Rocker, so fake but so good. Even when Minnie Riperton gets going with the whole 'do you wanna ride inside my love' thing, i don't know bout you but i am down. b,121kala why you hattin?b,121don't you wanna be like Serge and hide a1tape jawn under the bed and record some moaning? sex positive? it's the most beautifullest thing.b,121people poasting about porn stars and can't get with some sex noises?

  • Hands up, who thought this thread read Manong/b1 on a Record?b,121b,121

  • jaymackjaymack 5,198 Posts
    rocket queen...intriguing when i was a kidb,121the doctor skit on the chronic...annoying

  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121I heartily endorse the intro to Kwest the Mad Lad's album. That's funny stuff. b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Ha, I was just thinking about that joint on the way to work. The album, not just that particular track. Doesn't she say his government name at some point? I can't make it out though.

  • billbradleybillbradley You want BBQ sauce? Get the fuck out of my house. 2,733 Posts
    What about the "Fusk Me (Interlude)"1on Biggie's Ready to Die album? That one is kinda funny.
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