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Music-based Insults

DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
edited February 2015 in Strut Central
I've been thinking along the lines of the "I'm XXXXXX, you're XXXXX" construction lately, i.e.

I'm God Only Knows, you're Kokomo.
I'm Van Halen, you're Van Hagar
I'm Stevie Wonder playing organ, you're Stevie Wonder playing Where's Waldo

Plaese to add on, Soultrustees.

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  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    When an Austin promoter back in the 90's brought Prince Po without Pharoahe Monch, I said:

    We wanted Organized, but got Konfusion.
  • jjfad027jjfad027 1,594 Posts
    Ya mama looks like Ric Ocasek
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,889 Posts
    I'm OU812, You're 90125
    I'm The Eagles, You're A Flock of Seagulls
    I'm Tim Dog, You're Atomic Kitten
    I'm the Geto Boys, You're the Spice Girls
    I'm James Brown, You're James Blunt
    I'm Frank Sinatra, You're Frank Zappa
    I'm Frank Zappa, You're Frank Chickens (look that one up)
    I'm Fu-Schnickens, You're Frank Chickens
    I'm Frank Chickens, You're Frankie Goes To Hollywood
    I'm Michael Franks, You're Lloyd Banks
    Frank.
    Ok I'm done.
    I'm Nirvana, You're Bananarama
    I'm U2, You're US3 (insult gravitas : your call)
    I'm Kind of Blue, You're On The Corner
    I'm Jimi Hendrix, You're Nona Hendryx
    I'm Captain Sensible, You're Captain and Tenille
    I'm Roberto Duran, You're Duran Duran
    I'm Bow-Wow-Wow, You're Lil' Bow-Wow
    I'm Curtis Mayfield, You're Lisa Stansfield
    I'm Giant Steps, You're Little Feat
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,889 Posts
    I have to admit I ride for Captain and Tenille. His real name is Daryl Dragon. ::GAME OVER::
  • JectWonJectWon (@_@) 1,654 Posts
    I'm Busta, you're Charlie Brown.
  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    DB_Cooper said:

    I'm Stevie Wonder playing organ, you're Stevie Wonder playing Where's Waldo

    Plaese to add on, Soultrustees.

    How are we supposed to top that?
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    "if you cant handle me at my [em]immobilarity[/em], you cant have me at my [em]cuban linx[/em]"
  • badder_than_evilbadder_than_evil 951 Posts
    I'm Otis Redding, You're Roland Browning
  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    I'm Airplane, you're Starship.
    I'm The Joker, you're Abracadabra.
  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,779 Posts
    I ski like Scarface, you ski like Sonny Bono.
  • JectWonJectWon (@_@) 1,654 Posts
    I'm 'bombin' atomically' and you're over here tallmbout' 'arts and crafts paragraphs'....
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    Your on Waxidermy.
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    batmon said:
    Your on Waxidermy.

    Your album gives Waxidermists butt-clenching grippsweats.
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Even Waxidermy isn't feeling your boner.
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    DB_Cooper said:
    Even Waxidermy isn't feeling your boner.

    lol
  • LokoOneLokoOne 1,823 Posts
    Im Kool Moe Dee-ing, youre just Busy Bee-ing
    Youre just a Yella Boy to my Dre
    Im Bon Scott, youre Bon Jovi
    Youre the UGod of your family
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