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How Many Chairs Do You Have?

LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
edited September 2014 in Strut Central
People seem to have way more chairs then they think.
My buddy says 47 chairs are required for civilized living.
I have 32, more than twice what I would have guessed.

Count your chairs room by room, including the garage, basement, attic.

If it is designed for one person and can be moved it is a chair, including folding chairs, camp chairs, stools...

If it is designed for more than one person or is attached to the wall/floor it is not a chair.

:weaksauce: I know. But nothing else is happening around here.

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  • Big_StacksBig_Stacks "I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
    Hey,

    I have 27 chairs if I count my drummer's throne.



    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak
  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,784 Posts
    I am 37 yrs old, and I own no chairs.
  • ElectrodeElectrode Los Angeles 3,085 Posts
  • parallaxparallax no-style-having mf'er 1,266 Posts
    12
  • jjfad027jjfad027 1,594 Posts
    I'm always surprised by how many tiny chairs I see at antique/thrift/flea markets. My friend and I have a very immature game that we play wherein whoever spots a tiny chair first points it out and gets to Charlie horse the other guy. The alameda antique flea market is usually a slugfest. What's up with all the tiny chairs? Are they for dolls? Most of the ones I see wouldn't even fit a kid. Was there a tiny chair craze at one point? I really don't get it...
  • parallaxparallax no-style-having mf'er 1,266 Posts
    LaserWolf said:

    My buddy says 47 chairs are required for civilized living.

    Seems like an arbitrary, yet exact number. How did he come up with 47?
  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
    I love this question!

    I have two wooden chairs and one shitty metal/foam bullshit future looking thing (serving as my couch) in my apartment. I have a camp chair in my car.

    I have four chairs!
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    Do bean bags count?
  • ppadilhappadilha 2,236 Posts
    Gary said:
    Do bean bags count?

    If it is designed for one person and can be moved it is a chair

    yes. I assume your living room seating is primarily bean bags?

    shame about the "can be moved" clause. Because toilets are chairs, really.
  • leonleon 883 Posts
    17 including 6 kid's chairs. And a stool.

    How many sofas? 3

    The answer to your next question? 10 inch.


    Oof.
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,889 Posts
    5
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    somewhere around 150. if it includes spots on a couch? over 200.
  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    parallax said:
    LaserWolf said:

    My buddy says 47 chairs are required for civilized living.

    Seems like an arbitrary, yet exact number. How did he come up with 47?

    That is how many he has.

    People please count lawn chairs, patio chairs...

    When I shared a dorm room and all we had was a bed, desk and chair There were still 2 chairs in the room.
    People on here who are saying 2 or 7, I assume you are in a studio apt spending your whole paycheck on records.
  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    jjfad027 said:
    I'm always surprised by how many tiny chairs I see at antique/thrift/flea markets. My friend and I have a very immature game that we play wherein whoever spots a tiny chair first points it out and gets to Charlie horse the other guy. The alameda antique flea market is usually a slugfest. What's up with all the tiny chairs? Are they for dolls? Most of the ones I see wouldn't even fit a kid. Was there a tiny chair craze at one point? I really don't get it...

    leon said:
    17 including 6 kid's chairs.
  • CBearCBear 902 Posts
    26 chairs. I had no idea I had that many.

    My wife didn't believe me recently when I told her we had 17 champagne flutes and didn't need all of them.

    I cringe when I think of all the stuff I used to have before the 5-year purge.

    jjfad027 said:
    I'm always surprised by how many tiny chairs I see at antique/thrift/flea markets. My friend and I have a very immature game that we play wherein whoever spots a tiny chair first points it out and gets to Charlie horse the other guy. The alameda antique flea market is usually a slugfest. What's up with all the tiny chairs? Are they for dolls? Most of the ones I see wouldn't even fit a kid. Was there a tiny chair craze at one point? I really don't get it...

    My wife and I do this with any images of owls.
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    LaserWolf said:


    People please count lawn chairs, patio chairs...

    138.


    we like chairs.
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    All of them.

    :get_on_my_level:
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    Unknown
    32, but we have a bunch more on order. Should eventually round out to maybe 40.

    I haven't posted here in many months, this is a real firecracker to come back with.
  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    One.
    My lap.
    Which your girl and your moms like sitting on.
    At the same time.

    BOOM
  • youngEINSTEINyoungEINSTEIN 2,443 Posts
    I have 1 chair.

    Peace, stein...
  • AKallDayAKallDay 830 Posts
    We have 7 chairs. And 1 couch. And having answered this, I realize all of our chairs are pre-1968. I hadn't considered that previously.

    Sween said:


    I haven't posted here in many months, this is a real firecracker to come back with.

    me too
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,889 Posts
    I ALSO OWN A CHAIR THAT I MADE.

    NOT-IKEA-R.

    :AINTEVENFLEXINGBRO:
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