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ebola - round 2 of the 4 horsemen

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  • JectWonJectWon (@_@) 1,654 Posts
    DB_Cooper said:
    pimlicosquirrel said:
    Yeah, real funny you fucking morons.

    Lighten up, Francis.

    No no ....he's right. No one would have had to die if we could stop coping with the harsh realities and tragedies of life by joking around on the internet...we gotta make this a 5 page thread of serious and positive vibes...

    (FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW-Send this to 5 people you know or someone you know will get ebola-r)
  • ppadilhappadilha 2,244 Posts
    - Knock, knock.
    - Who's there?
    - Hello, do you have a minute for Greenpeace?
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    DB_Cooper said:
    Jokes in PimlicoSquirrel's world:


    A man walks into a bar.

    His drinking problem is destroying his liver and tearing his family apart.



    Yo momma so fat

    she should be concerned about developing type-2 diabetes, a potentially deadly disease.

    You're on to something here J....The Politically Correct Comic....this could be the schtick of the Millenium!

    Why did the chicken cross the road.

    So he could be rescued by Vegans from the barbaric fowl eating hordes.

    What's black and white and red all over.

    My dream neighborhood
  • covecove 1,567 Posts
    rootlesscosmo said:
    Flomotion said:
    Ebola, Gaza, ISIS, Ukraine, Afghanistan, Libya etc etc - if ever we needed some levity it's right about now.

    I recognize "Gaza," but all that other stuff is new to me.

    Has there been some sort of media blackout on those other topics?

    :oof:
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    His outrage fulfills me.
  • GrandfatherGrandfather 2,303 Posts
    DB_Cooper said:
    Jokes in PimlicoSquirrel's world:


    A man walks into a bar.

    His drinking problem is destroying his liver and tearing his family apart.



    Yo momma so fat

    she should be concerned about developing type-2 diabetes, a potentially deadly disease.

    How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    If its a CFL or other LED based bulb it doesnt matter because they should be used to reduce our carbon footprint and reduce global climate change
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar.

    Recognizing that the imam would prefer not to consume alcohol, the priest and rabbi also abstain to keep the imam from becoming uncomfortable. They have a friendly and engaging conversation about faith and decide that no matter what your religion, it is compassion for your fellow humans that counts most. A wonderful time is had by all.
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Did you hear about the Blonde who died from drinking milk?

    [strike]The cow fell on her[/strike]

    She was terribly lactose intolerant
  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    If there was any time where levity was needed, I think it's now, but I believe the one Pimlicosquirrel worked in the areas being affected by Ebola, and might have direct connections to people losing their lives.
  • doisndoisn baleadas&pupuzas 303 Posts
  • LazarusOblongLazarusOblong 896 Posts
    Rockadelic said:
    You're on to something here J....The Politically Correct Comic....this could be the schtick of the Millenium!

    Don't quit your day job. One Greg Gutfeld is more than enough.
  • leonleon 883 Posts

    Ebolalalalala
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